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trapped mouse posted:It's funny seeing it in this thread, my family had that exact plunger for years. The one on the right obviously. Helps with the grip! That's what SHE said!
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The Bloop posted:I am personally aware of one of these having been used in a sexual manner.  I guess that after sodomizing someone with this, you can press the suction part down on their abdomen and give them a near-fatal hickey
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The Bloop posted:I am personally aware of one of these having been used in a sexual manner. One of my old jobs we had a customer who was a repeat abuser of the plunger in the public restroom, never found out who but we had to throw away a couple of plungers. It wasn't this model, it had a wooden handle.
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Croisquessein posted:One of my old jobs we had a customer who was a repeat abuser of the plunger in the public restroom, never found out who but we had to throw away a couple of plungers. It wasn't this model, it had a wooden handle. Work out of the home, do ya?
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Croisquessein posted:One of my old jobs we had a customer who was a repeat abuser of the plunger in the public restroom, never found out who but we had to throw away a couple of plungers. It wasn't this model, it had a wooden handle. Should have rubbed some hot peppers on the handle. Lurking Haro has a new favorite as of 01:36 on Sep 11, 2017 |
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trapped mouse posted:Helps with the grip! I bet. nobody came tho, eh?
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Robokomodo posted:Work out of the home, do ya? perfect
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Robokomodo posted:Work out of the home, do ya? awesome
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The Bloop posted:I am personally aware of one of these having been used in a sexual manner. By someone other than the NYPD?
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Have to admire that kind of stoicism in the face of what I assume is a crashing plane.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Have to admire that kind of stoicism in the face of what I assume is a crashing plane. You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
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Heck I'm getting one of those installed over my bed then
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Heck I'm getting one of those installed over my bed then Oxygen is for the living room, the bedroom is for huffing poppers.
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God I wish oxygen had any mind-altering properties whatsoever, my job would be so much easier. Instead I got little old ladies freshly intubated with a paO2 in the two hundreds just thrashing like a pillowcase full of eels and silently cursing me with their wild eyes for the crime of helping them breathe through the latest COPD exacerbation.
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Maybe oxygen is mind altering but we breathe it all the time so we don't realize it neo_saying_whoa.wav
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That's true of nitrogen. Atmospheric nitrogen causes a little bit of nitrogen narcosis, you can avoid it with a helium/oxygen mix.
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I tried removing oxygen and can confirm. Oxygen is for sure the wildest poo poo let me tell you.
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Oxygen alters your perception of reality so hard that without it you wouldn't even know you're alive.
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Uhh, is everyone taking that dumb too-edgy-for-me quote from Fight Club seriously here, or is that  and I'm missing it?
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Screw all that beginner stuff, just inhale a bunch of carbon monoxide to get really high
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Succulent.
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Cocktus.
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"Needledick" loses a little sting.
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You know there is a surprising amount of fluid in those things.
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Memento posted:Uhh, is everyone taking that dumb too-edgy-for-me quote from Fight Club seriously here, or is that It's really too hard to tell which is why I left it alone.
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That thing's got a prickly pair alright.
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Cocktus. lmao
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All that's missing is wet footprints coming from the ladder in the hot tub.
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Fancy a good prick?
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Just like that one christian science building, They Knew. Memento has a new favorite as of 11:34 on Sep 14, 2017 |
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that's clearly crochet, fail
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neongrey posted:that's clearly crochet, fail Crotchet
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