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"there's got to be a better way"
edit: if you don't have male genitalia, you are still free to participate in the thread, just change the prompt to "funny things to say while pressing your genitals against a stump grinder". (could a mod change the thread title to reflect this alternative?)
little munchkin fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Sep 12, 2017
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Sep 12, 2017 04:44
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Jun 10, 2024 10:34
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- Scaly Haylie
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gar
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Sep 12, 2017 04:49
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- little munchkin
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"hell, I'm just glad someone in this apartment is getting some action"
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Sep 12, 2017 04:51
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- vanisher
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Just go nuts
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Sep 12, 2017 05:12
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I reenact the entire scene from Return of the Jedi where Luke (played by my penis) is about to be thrown into the Pit of Carcoon
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Sep 12, 2017 05:19
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- vanisher
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My penis (representing Gollum) fighting with my testicles (representing the hobbits Froddo Baggins and his trusted companion Samwise Gamgee) wrestle over control of the one ring over the fires of mount doom (represented by the running garbage disposal).
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Sep 12, 2017 05:26
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- Dads Dip Cup
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"take THAT, feminists!"
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Sep 12, 2017 05:48
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rain drop, drop chop
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Sep 12, 2017 06:07
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take out your phone and play Superman by Goldfinger before shouting "I'm dropping in!"
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Sep 12, 2017 06:08
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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I'm gonna life hack that no fap challenge .
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Sep 12, 2017 06:54
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by Hand Knit
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It's not exactly funny by itself but I bet comedy connoisseurs will appreciate the reference to The State if you say "I'm gonna dip my balls in it!"
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Sep 12, 2017 11:31
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Haha suck my junk garbage dis-aaaaagaagagaaaaahhhhhhgaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhagaagagaa owwwwwww
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Sep 12, 2017 11:32
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by Hand Knit
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My penis (representing Gollum) fighting with my testicles (representing the hobbits Froddo Baggins and his trusted companion Samwise Gamgee) wrestle over control of the one ring over the fires of mount doom (represented by the running garbage disposal).
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Sep 12, 2017 11:35
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sigh. another male centric thread from the BYOB "man o cracy". luckily i have purchased a special attachment from shewee.com that will allow me to make some great jokes about funneling my uncooperative genital into the garbage disposal using the apparatus
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Sep 12, 2017 13:50
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sigh. another male centric thread from the BYOB "man o cracy". luckily i have purchased a special attachment from shewee.com that will allow me to make some great jokes about funneling my uncooperative genital into the garbage disposal using the apparatus
im sorry, my threats are meant to be inclusive
could a moderator edit the thread title and add "or pressing them against a stump grinder" to the end?
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Sep 12, 2017 13:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyxJ7GKGFG0&t=3s
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Sep 12, 2017 14:00
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- Fredflonston
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*Spotify radio goes to a song a don't like.
"poo poo not now!"
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Sep 12, 2017 16:09
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*Spotify radio goes to a song a don't like.
"poo poo not now!"
lol
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Sep 12, 2017 18:42
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- Coolness Averted
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oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA
GO HOGG WILD!
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I'll never get head from a major corporation
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Sep 12, 2017 23:07
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Eh, it's a living
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Sep 12, 2017 23:20
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I'll never get head from a major corporation
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Sep 13, 2017 00:28
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- Fargin Icehole
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Pet me.
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DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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Sep 13, 2017 00:55
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- Scaly Haylie
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DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND PENIS TO BLOODSHED
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Sep 13, 2017 01:30
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- Coolness Averted
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oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA
GO HOGG WILD!
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SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT!
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Sep 13, 2017 03:30
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- Coolness Averted
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oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA
GO HOGG WILD!
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SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT!
*only works if you lower your left nut in first ...or second maybe?
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Sep 13, 2017 03:31
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SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT!
No that's what you say when there's only two ants left that you haven't lowered into the garbage disposal and you're about to do the one who is greater in height than the other
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Sep 13, 2017 03:36
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Sorry that was gruesome but i can't resist overly circuitous puns it's a disease really
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Sep 13, 2017 03:37
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jesus al
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Sep 13, 2017 03:41
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by Hand Knit
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sigh. another male centric thread from the BYOB "man o cracy". luckily i have purchased a special attachment from shewee.com that will allow me to make some great jokes about funneling my uncooperative genital into the garbage disposal using the apparatus
lol
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GARBAGE DAY!
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