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The Bananana posted:Idgi? Gargantua and Pantagruel posted:But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains. And think not that the felicity of the heroes and demigods in the Elysian fields consisteth either in their asphodel, ambrosia, or nectar, as our old women here used to say; but in this, according to my judgment, that they wipe their tails with the neck of a goose, holding her head betwixt their legs, and such is the opinion of Master John of Scotland, alias Scotus.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 15:54 |
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To put it in further context, this is the climax of an entire chapter in which Gargantua recounts the various things he used to wipe his butt.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 19:51 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Wonder how hard it would've been to hold that goose's head under water instead of flinging it away. Be an ironic death since geese and swans like to drown animals (like dogs) by luring them into deep water and standing on their heads. Couldn't you just break a wing or something with your free hand while your holding it by the neck? Are they really so suicidal that they will continue to attack something that can handily kill them?
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 20:26 |
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if nothing else, this conversation underlines how terrible goose meat must taste
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 20:28 |
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DandyLion posted:Couldn't you just break a wing or something with your free hand while your holding it by the neck? Are they really so suicidal that they will continue to attack something that can handily kill them? You could do that, but you, me and the goose all know you won't.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 20:30 |
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china bot posted:if nothing else, this conversation underlines how terrible goose meat must taste graey alien posted:Lauren F. - Age 22
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 20:33 |
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Something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 20:37 |
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Yeah, as soon as I saw the words "goose meat" I immediately thought of that, thank you.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 21:38 |
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i will never understand the mind that decided to write that, nor will i ever achieve such heights
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 21:52 |
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I didn't realize that Bruce Lee pranking Freddie Mercury was something I needed in my life.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 22:09 |
Goose meat is great, that is all
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 22:21 |
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I joined the junior varsity Eve online goon squad when I first registered and pretty much all we did on our "ops" was fly from system to system spamming that goosemeat cp in local while every group smaller than ours docked in a station. we killed an afk miner in like 2 hours of hunting.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 22:27 |
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Barry Bluejeans posted:I didn't realize that Bruce Lee pranking Freddie Mercury was something I needed in my life.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:18 |
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Now imagine a world where this could be a popular live action YouTube series and weep for how bad the real world is.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:23 |
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china bot posted:Something unpredictable, but in the end it's right I hope you had the time of your life.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:28 |
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How are they getting such amazing facial expressions from their action figures?
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:42 |
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Interchangeable faces. A lot of Japanese figures come with them. You tilt Lee's 'anguished yell' face just right, and you get him laughing hysterically.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:53 |
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Rumda posted:Now imagine a world where this could be a popular live action YouTube series and weep for how bad the real world is.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:57 |
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mind the walrus posted:Just email the robot chicken guys christ They can bring Bruce Lee and Freddie Mercury back to life?
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:59 |
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Interchangeable faces. A lot of Japanese figures come with them. You tilt Lee's 'anguished yell' face just right, and you get him laughing hysterically. What can those Japanese wizards not come up with.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:15 |
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Interchangeable faces. A lot of Japanese figures come with them. You tilt Lee's 'anguished yell' face just right, and you get him laughing hysterically. Thats his balls buster face though
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:29 |
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Caufman posted:What can those Japanese wizards not come up with. Normal pornography
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:35 |
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Caufman posted:What can those Japanese wizards not come up with. Non irradiated metal.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:39 |
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Caufman posted:What can those Japanese wizards not come up with. Offspring
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:51 |
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Caufman posted:What can those Japanese wizards not come up with. A positive birthrate
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:54 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Non irradiated metal. JoelJoel posted:Offspring Johnny Aztec posted:A positive birthrate Derivative, but PCOS Bill posted:Normal pornography gently caress outta here. It's as normal as a relationship between a human and a tentacle monster gets.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:56 |
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Caufman posted:It's as normal as a relationship between a human and a tentacle monster gets. But enough about PCOS Bill's sex life.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:59 |
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Does anyone know how to post images from imgur with the app/new configured mobile site? I searched bbcode in their help section, but it didn't get me anywhere. I used to use them all the time, then suddenly a week or two ago it wouldn't let me upload images on my phone without having the app, and the app doesn't have the convenient drop down menu with the page link, bbcode, etc. I tried typing my own bbcode and it didn't work, all I can do is make a page link, but that's lame, I'd rather have the image in the post.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:11 |
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Double Punctuation posted:But enough about PCOS Bill's sex life.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:19 |
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om nom nom posted:Does anyone know how to post images from imgur with the app/new configured mobile site? I searched bbcode in their help section, but it didn't get me anywhere. I used to use them all the time, then suddenly a week or two ago it wouldn't let me upload images on my phone without having the app, and the app doesn't have the convenient drop down menu with the page link, bbcode, etc. I tried typing my own bbcode and it didn't work, all I can do is make a page link, but that's lame, I'd rather have the image in the post. I think there's a "share direct link" option and you can copy it to the clipboard.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:22 |
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Where's all the pictures at?
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:28 |
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Cargo Jorts moving in for the kill
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:32 |
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fishtobaskets posted:Cargo Jorts moving in for the kill Nice to see Kevin Smith playing the field again.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:36 |
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It's only a split second, but the lady's body language does not suggest this is going where Mr. Smith wants it to go.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:39 |
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Caufman posted:It's only a split second, but the lady's body language does not suggest this is going where Mr. Smith wants it to go. Oh, it's going where he wants it, but it's not what he wants to go there.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:43 |
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Double Punctuation posted:Oh, it's going where he wants it, but it's not what he wants to go there. What
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:53 |
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The Bananana posted:What she's going to kick him in the dick
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:56 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think there's a "share direct link" option and you can copy it to the clipboard. Nice, got it figured out! Thanks! Have some funny pictures to celebrate.
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# ? Sep 14, 2017 03:01 |
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om nom nom posted:Nice, got it figured out! Thanks! Now we are all sons of bitches...
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Oh for gently caress's sake. I've been looking everywhere for that!
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