Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The Deaf Leopards got to meet Def Leppard!

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

Meeting a musical group is probably not that exciting for deaf kids.

Mr.Tophat posted:

Bird pun.

Minidust posted:

If "S" is truly dead I wonder if we'll get the 9 or 11 next year. Probably 11 for marketing reasons. Maybe the next SE-style release can be the 9?

Theophany posted:

Do both and release iPhone 9/11.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Would they rename Airplane mode for them?

FCKGW posted:

Mozi posted:

In his cube at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu drinks coffee.

bloom posted:

Someone please post this. I vaguely remember it being really good.

Avshalom posted:

at first it's a good day for doctor sexman, phd. he hires eight books from the library without even bothering to check goodreads and only seven of them are so historically inaccurate that he can't enjoy the hilarious satire about society and politics in the golden age of colonial america. an actual expert comes into the everest thread, finally bringing some sense and objective fact into that wasteland of petty malice. he sees some excellent loss edits, very ingenious and hard to recognise unless you're an expert on the comedic cybersphere (and doctor sexman is better informed than most, not that he's bragging). the houston hotfranks beat the mississippi bayou bandits thanks to the excellent coaching of jankerton brill, esquire, just as he predicted on the forums two days ago. finally he'll get some goddamn respect from the trolls and worthless individuals that plague him every waking second of his life. during class he makes a droll observation about donald drumpf that causes a ripple of polite appreciation among the stamp collectors and full-time guerilla yarnbombers that are his people, the intellectual elite. but then things turn sour. an urban youth on the bus has his music up so loud that the artless doof-doof-doof interferes with sexman's quiet self-reflection. his coffee date pronounces it "expresso" and doesn't even know what adolf hitler's mother was named so he tells her that maybe instead of beauty school she should think about going to high school and leaves the cafe in tears. everywhere he looks is wanton sluttery. a plain girl at the library in a singlet, shoulders bared for all to see when there are people trying to learn. couples kissing in the park, right next to the kindergarten. a gay pride rally blocks his lunchtime stroll and someone has spraypainted a vulgar word on the steps where he likes to sit and phonepost about football statistics. when he arrives back in the office he goes straight to his favourite curated comedy archive the something awful thread "post your favourite something awful quotes" and finds that yet again they're posting something unfunny. no matter how many times he tells them things are unfunny they just keep finding it funny. it's not funny! it's unfunny! there's nothing funny about women being whores. they want to gently caress jfk, they want to gently caress ariel sharon, they want to gently caress centaurs, they want to gently caress each other, they want to gently caress the queen (probably), all these women just slinging their vaginas all over the shop and saying outrageous things like "kill all males" even though killing half the world's population would have a devastating impact on the economy and still the clever hegel girl won't give him her number no matter how many times he tells her he's an educated man. his fury boils over and he erupts in salty flames. when forensics arrives on the scene they find nothing left of the nutty professor but a small pile of ashes and a pool of watery bourbon-coloured ejaculate

Outrail posted:

Is there a meaning of the clapping ha ds emoji that I'm not aware of?

Outrail posted:

Is there a meaning of the clapping ha ds emoji that I'm not aware of?

Outrail posted:

Is there a meaning of the clapping ha ds emoji that I'm not aware of?

TheRagamuffin posted:

I see it a lot lately on Twitter. The textual equivalent of overemphasizing every syllable to try to make someone understand/pay attention.

e: Used with Who Is John Galt makes it the ultimate libtard tweet if tweets could be 141+ characters.

Akett posted:

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Well ok but

GoldfishStew posted:

Wait i only use the awful.app, do I really have that custom text? What the gently caress is wrong with you people. I didnt mind when it was just the pic

Over There posted:

Scintilla posted:

I think we're assuming a bit too much by preemptively labeling Azathoth a capitalist oppressor. For all we know the first words out of its thousand mouths could be the opening verse of the soviet national anthem.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Koalas March does it a lot for whatever reason

Outrail posted:

Is there a meaning of the clapping ha ds emoji that I'm not aware of?

Crocoswine posted:

it's just supposed to be like someone is clapping their hands, how are you all so loving bad at this

Solice Kirsk posted:

Spanazard. I think they evolve from Portuchu.

Crocoswine posted:

the concept of someone clapping between words: something only black people can understand.

FAT BATMAN posted:

As we speak, LLJK2 is going through a fascinating glitch where time seems to have completely stopped. You cant move, taking something off someone will take forever, the round time is stuck at 21 minutes. Me and 3 other people were struggling to do anything in Arrivals, when someone covered in blood slowly walked in. "Hey. Time is still. I have a bullet in my brain and I should be dead right now. You can still move around by ctlr+clicking your self and then clicking a nearby tile."

Exploring a station where everything is stuck in time, and nobody can die, but everyone can still communicate, is fascinating. It's too peacefully quiet to be hell. I think this is purgatory.

QuarkJets posted:

Personally I write READMEs using ASCII art

VikingofRock posted:

pre:

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    |     ___/|    __)_  |       _/|    __)   |    __)_ /    \  \/ |    |       
    |    |    |        \ |    |   \|     \    |        \\     \____|    |       
    |____|   /_______  / |____|_  /\___  /   /_______  / \______  /|____|       
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.___         ___________                            __      __               ._.
|   | ____   \_   _____/__  __ ___________ ___.__. /  \    /  \_____  ___.__.| |
|   |/    \   |    __)_\  \/ // __ \_  __ <   |  | \   \/\/   /\__  \<   |  || |
|   |   |  \  |        \\   /\  ___/|  | \/\___  |  \        /  / __ \\___  | \|
|___|___|  / /_______  / \_/  \___  >__|   / ____|   \__/\  /  (____  / ____| __
         \/          \/           \/       \/             \/        \/\/      \/

quote:

Sources used in the creation of this FAQ:
> http://entertainment.msn.com/artist/?artist=125128 Info on rap artist Skee-Lo
> http://www.skeeball.com Info on the game of Skee-Ball itself
> http://www.flipdingo.com/archives/000432.html Provides a close-up view of the point-valued holes

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Clapping is usually done rhythmically and mixing in a bunch of words with different numbers of syllables would just make you look like a loving crazy person if you did it in person.

your friend a dog posted:

man i wonder why

Yestermoment posted:

What is a "booty" and how will I know if I'm shaking it?