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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

So there's this douche that goes to my neighborhood bar that I loving hate. When he gets drunk he likes to act like he saw some poo poo in the marines while working in loving jag. I'll loudly call him out on being full of poo poo and he'll shut up.

Well I was doing some browsing yesterday and look what I found.

mod edit: we're very proud of you, but keep it to yourself

I'm gonna have fun this weekend.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Sep 15, 2017

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

So there's this douche that goes to my neighborhood bar that I loving hate. When he gets drunk he likes to act like he saw some poo poo in the marines while working in loving jag. I'll loudly call him out on being full of poo poo and he'll shut up.

Well I was doing some browsing yesterday and look what I found.

I'm gonna have fun this weekend.

USE THE GODDAMN PEPPER SPRAY

Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Sep 15, 2017

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I looked up my area in that link and all the sex offenders closest to my apartment are kiddy touchers (under 14) or kiddy porn havers :whitewater:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Anytime he so much as smiles at a chick, I'm walking over and showing them that. Also every regular at the bar is seeing that this weekend.

Marines are rapists jokes aside, how likely is it that he was never in the marines? Is it actually possible to join as a sex offender?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Rad Lieutenant posted:

USE THE GODDAMN PEPPER SPRAY

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Rad Lieutenant posted:

USE THE GODDAMN PEPPER SPRAY

Use it you giant bitch

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Anytime he so much as smiles at a chick, I'm walking over and showing them that. Also every regular at the bar is seeing that this weekend.

Marines are rapists jokes aside, how likely is it that he was never in the marines? Is it actually possible to join as a sex offender?

It looks like he was 26 when he got convicted 31 years ago, so he could have been in before he picked up the case.
If he was in, he definitely would have gotten CSed.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

So there's this douche that goes to my neighborhood bar that I loving hate. When he gets drunk he likes to act like he saw some poo poo in the marines while working in loving jag. I'll loudly call him out on being full of poo poo and he'll shut up.

Well I was doing some browsing yesterday and look what I found.


I'm gonna have fun this weekend.

Call him out and have him mace you so everyone wins

Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Sep 15, 2017

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/LeleTill/status/907778619367415808

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

there's dumb and then there's white girl dumb

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
That sex offender website has taught me that all the fuckin' sick fucks in my area all look like people that you would cross the street if you saw them coming. Like, just loving despicable looking animals that you'd be shocked to hear they weren't rapists and pedos and poo poo.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Welp, just learned that there are something like two dozen rapists within sneezing distance of my apartment, and nearly a hundred more within a few minutes of here. :toot:

e: New York includes an awful lot of details that I'd rather not know, including the age of the victim(s). A lot of these guys are kiddie rapists. :(

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Sep 15, 2017

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I'm surrounded by sex offenders at this lovely hotel

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Slim Pickens posted:

It shocks me how much money random goons are throwing at a meth-addicted mechanic just so he can camp in BFE and try to get some piece of poo poo dump truck running.

It's great and I'm enjoying every update.

The saga of retrieving his bike from a gas station slash hot dog stand is ridiculous.

MullardEL34 posted:


Twin Dicks: Fire Walk With Jeep

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I'm surrounded by sex offenders at this lovely hotel

Ah, you're in a house of mirrors my friend

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

So there's this douche that goes to my neighborhood bar that I loving hate. When he gets drunk he likes to act like he saw some poo poo in the marines while working in loving jag. I'll loudly call him out on being full of poo poo and he'll shut up.

Well I was doing some browsing yesterday and look what I found.


I'm gonna have fun this weekend.

Just be careful: the state my frown on publicly harassing someone, even if they are a sex offender.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Sep 15, 2017

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Apparently Aleve PM is a thing now :thunk:

Took two of these and I'm gonna fall asleep to Twin Peaks so bring on the weird loving dreams

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Apparently Aleve PM is a thing now :thunk:

Took two of these and I'm gonna fall asleep to Twin Peaks so bring on the weird loving dreams

As you drift off, try not too hard to think of the hobo scene from Mulholland Drive.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

mlmp08 posted:

As you drift off, try not too hard to think of the hobo scene from Mulholland Drive.

well now that's all I can think about

Sacrist65
Mar 24, 2007
Frunnkiss
So that Rick and Morty Episode about the citadel has elements from all five seasons of the wire and it depresses me because nothing else will ever be as awesome as what I just witnessed

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



There was so much in that episode, and the best thing is it was all done with two characters.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Thanks thread, now I know that there's a dude convicted of kidnapping, 2nd degree rape, child molestation and indecent exposure somewhere on my street :catstare:
edit: across three different charges, no rehab for that piece of poo poo

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Sep 15, 2017

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

The best part is there are pictures. Maybe they trip and hit their face on a curb?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

The best part is there are pictures. Maybe they trip and hit their face on a curb?
I certainly hope so. :colbert:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bleh just a few around the county. Not as nearly as I feared.

Man, that website did not like chrome or edge.

Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Sep 15, 2017

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

So there's this douche that goes to my neighborhood bar that I loving hate. When he gets drunk he likes to act like he saw some poo poo in the marines while working in loving jag. I'll loudly call him out on being full of poo poo and he'll shut up.

Well I was doing some browsing yesterday and look what I found.

mod edit: we're very proud of you, but keep it to yourself

I'm gonna have fun this weekend.

Congrats on your vigilantism, and I'm sure you're not wrong that the guy is a piece of poo poo, but there is no need to post anyone's personal info here.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

happy friday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyDD7bUqVxw

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

not caring here posted:

That sex offender website has taught me that all the fuckin' sick fucks in my area all look like people that you would cross the street if you saw them coming. Like, just loving despicable looking animals that you'd be shocked to hear they weren't rapists and pedos and poo poo.

This was the same conclusion I have arrived at as well. Bunch of pedos and dick exposers.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Great loving song.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Today in VA waiting room television: glitter bombing your vagina. :wtc:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Naked Bear posted:

Today in VA waiting room television: glitter bombing your vagina. :wtc:

You've never covered your junk in glitter?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The only place I'd expect to get glitter on my junk from would be Kesha's butt.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
Don't google mangoworms

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GCHKn1pJ8j0

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Its species name is "people eater."

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
:catstare: sweet loving gently caress that poor pup

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Fuckin' hell that poor dog was half worm.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Thanks for the heads up; I'm not going to click that now.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I am a happier and more fulfilled person for not clicking that link or googling the term.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Naked Bear posted:

Thanks for the heads up; I'm not going to click that now.

tastefully arranged labia posted:

I am a happier and more fulfilled person for not clicking that link or googling the term.

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
imagine popping zits, but little maggots come out instead of pus
















do you see?!

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