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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Where is her medical degree from

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

If we let everyone just drink water, then water will be worthless YOU STUPID Democrats.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lol what

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Catastrophe posted:

If we let everyone just drink water, then water will be worthless YOU STUPID Democrats.

the CEO of nestle said that water isn't a human right

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe

"Rarity adds value, being common reduces value" - a moron.

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

Jose posted:

the CEO of nestle said that water isn't a human right

We should deny it to him then

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
"If everyone owns what I own I will become nothing, because I derive all my self worth from the inanimate objects I have obtained and not what I do with my existence as an individual."

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Jose posted:

the CEO of nestle said that water isn't a human right

I don't really care as long as I'm still getting that Ferrari TBH.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'd loving love ferrari's to be cheap and common idgaf if everyone else has one if i get one

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin


I love the new found enthusiasm that our personal-debt ridden country has with economics and sensible fiscal policies.

Looking forward to the tame constraint of respectable expenditures during Black Friday this year.

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

i'd loving love ferrari's to be cheap and common idgaf if everyone else has one if i get one

wait isn't this an adam sandler movie

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.


lol what does this even mean

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Nocheez posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/908032389758234625

Does she not realize that she could get her lazy eye fixed with universal healthcare coverage?

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

I live in a country with free universal healthcare and I'm looking forward to receiving my free ferrari 488 soon

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Everyone knows the resale value of your kidney drops the moment you walk out of the hospital.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

If we give everybody free medicine, then the medicine is worthless!!!!!

- An actual human.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Oscar Wild posted:

Unlike the president, the MAGA hats are NOT flaming retarded.

Nice burn :smug:

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

I honestly was worried he was going to take the flame to his hat while wearing it

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs...%3D1991%23pti16

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...%3D1991%23pti16

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

What, are they gonna kamikaze into the terrorists' strongholds?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

EvilJoven posted:

"Rarity adds value, being common reduces value" - a moron.

"Rarity and market value are certainly things to factor in when discussing healthcare" - a moron

*opens healthcare booster pack* SWEET I GOT THE GOLD FOIL CHEMO CARD TAKE THAT OTHER CANCER PATIENTS

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
If everyone can just live then what value is there to life, huh leftards?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

fuuuucking lmao


they'll know they're hosed because the sound of an F35 engine approaching means they're about to have said engine, plus other smoldering plane wreckage raining down on them

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

lol what does this even mean

Would you want to own a free masterfully crafted Italian super car if EVERYONE had one!?! Obviously not!

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

You wouldn't download a car

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

lol @ MAGAs burning their $40 hats

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs...r%3D1992%23pti1

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

She's right you know. If everyone was healthy, life would be worthless!

It's simple economics bing bong boom

Heffer
May 1, 2003


Tom cruise was a navy pilot in top gun, you moron.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Reince Penis posted:

She's right you know. If everyone was healthy, life would be worthless!

It's simple economics bing bong boom

We need to make it so no one has healthcare. Health values will sky rocket!

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

In the land of the dead, the barely alive guy is king

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Code Jockey posted:

fuuuucking lmao


they'll know they're hosed because the sound of an F35 engine approaching means they're about to have said engine, plus other smoldering plane wreckage raining down on them

Top Gun 2 takes place in the year 2029 where the program of the same name trains pilots to crash their aircraft into enemies for maximum effect when they inevitably suffer catastrophic mechanical failure initiate rapid controlled tactical combat disassembly in hostile territory. A drunk Randy Quaid will be the lead star.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Donald the Retard thinks Top Gun was real hahahahaha

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Egbert Souse posted:

lol @ MAGAs burning their $40 hats

Does 'Art of the Deal' have a section on buyer's remorse?

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/908760962123124736

Fake news if true

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
the USAF being "Top Gun" in Trump's brain just makes too much sense. The Army is saving private Ryan. The marines are full metal jacket.

Wait nevermind gently caress that It's just top gun and that charlie sheen NAVY SEALs movie.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


hmm I wonder which one he was looking at hmmm

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Tom Cruise survived a plane crash in The Mummy (and The Mummy).
How many plane crashes have they surived :smugbert:

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