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DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

failing forward posted:

Fleshlights are creepy because society has a history of objectifying and brutalizing women. The answer isn't to be poo poo to ppl who buy them but to work together to enact a feminist Utopia.

why not both

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don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012


Sounds good. Deal struck. Hail Satan!

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

quote:

The only reason to see a therapist is so you can get on mental disability, stay in your house all the time and LDAR

quote:

Wish I could get Mentalcel money. In the UK, currency getting £54 a week in unemployment from the job centre. Have to see some retired roastie every week to be degraded and have her decide whether or not I have looked hard enough for a job that week to be given my meagre pittance. This Stacy is actually trying to make me work for free at a supermarket like some slavecuck, so I can gain 'work experience'.

Stupid right wing government making it hard to get freebies these days, bring back the libtards!

quote:

I've been NEET since 18, (24 now), and plan to be for the rest of my life

quote:

yea I'd rather me homeless than work and take orders from normies. where do u live

quote:

I wish I could do this. I literally don't have the personality or temperament to hold a job; I cannot deal with people, phones, commuting or excessive responsibility. Sadly, the NEETbux people don't respect that mental issues can be a legitimate career-killer. They hound and chase everyone off of disability, whether or not they can actually work. Cunts.

quote:

yeah I'm currently working but I'm going to be starting the process of applying for disability in the coming months. I have a long history of mental illness so that should help. You have to get several doctors to assess that you legitimately can't work though. It's a long drawn out process. I have a friend who did it. If it doesn't work out, I don't really know what I'll do. Facing the world is just too much some days.

quote:

I wish you well, brother.

I think the NEETbux where I am use their own 'nurses' to evaluate people and it's rigged to keep people off of disability. Before, you could get a monthly doctor's note, but they changed the order you have to do it in. Plus some doctors are not sympathetic. I knew one who knew I was too smart to LDAR so wouldn't make it easy for me, seeing as my mother was on permanent disability as well.

Several years ago, I was on it briefly and their nurse (male) deliberately hosed me over in the evaluation after I cited my depression issues. As there were no physical issues, they rated me as zero disability and they sent me back to NEETbux and their bullshit appointments, which contributed to my depression.

I've been though several mandatory programs that waste travelling money and time, to the point that they can't send me to any more for a while until they can invent some new ones to gently caress over the unemployable. Universal Basic Income cannot come soon enough so I can truly LDAR without going to loving useless time/money wasting appointments.

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If you manage to trick the system and stay NEET and being paid for that, you are smarter than all of the wagecucks.

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ultimate goal - save up enough money for a sexbot, get enough disability money for a one room apartment and live in virtual reality.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
stop stop augh don't do this to me, don't make the right wing start to make sense

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I would take that chart a lot more seriously if it wasn't a spelling and grammatic nightmare.

Oh wait, no I wouldn't

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
If any of that was true it would be men doing all the cosmetic surgery, facial fillers, wearing makeup regularly etc. Use yr brain goons

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
What I don't get is that the table basically says that all women are attractive (minus the fat and deformed), so why are their (incels) standards impossibly high when via this incredibly well researched and well presented chart we can see that basically all women are attractive enough to be considered objectively attractive?

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

quote:

I'm sick seeing woman jogging with yoga pants

I went out today as usual for my early morning jog. Everything was okay for the first few minutes or so, but my mood was completely ruined when I saw a group of femoids jogging in front of me - wearing their tight and somewhat transparent yoga pants -- as if they were trying to lure the orbiters towards them. It loving pissed me off. These bitches were not really jogging or trying to be fit -- they were just putting a charade to show themselves off to all the sexualy frustrated men like me. loving degenerates with their slut pants then have the audacity to scream poo poo like, "don't sexually objectify me!!!!", " women's are not sexual objects!!!". You know what I have to say to that? Go gently caress yourself. No one gives a poo poo if you were sexually objectified. No one gives a poo poo if you were sexually assaulted. Because you idiots deserve it for wearing slutty clothes like that in public trying to gain attention from impressionable men.
Well, at least you wake up at reasonable hours and exercises, I guess.

quote:

Have you ever noticed that throuought history, it was always women who pushed for clothing that makes them look like whores(= "objectifies" them)?
Comically large codpiece was literally a thing not more than 500 years ago.

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their tight asses and legs are so triggering. i need that NOW

quote:

There are no women that don't try to show their rear end off.

Every woman is lucidly aware and highly attuned of her sexuality like it were a inevitable benefit to everyone in their society. Every youngish woman wears tight jeans or yoga pants when they are outside. They try to come across like normal people and expect men to go on pretending like theyre not some kind of mental freakshow.

The mandatorily essential parts of their life are breathing, eating, drinking, sleeping and 'showing off their nice rear end'.

Not only is this super ratsy crazy and narcissistic, but they have the nerve to try to sweep under the rug any explicit verbalising of a man being sexy for so and so reasons.

Any yet they demand respect and rights and all sorts of decencies.

Degenerate.

quote:

Funny story: was walking up a mountain in a local city park and saw a group of jogging femroids. Ok whatever. They walk off in the bush and one just drops her loving pants to change or something , literally perfect rear end right with her rear end facing a busy trail but only I am there.

Of course I stare unabashedly

The whole time she was changing those bitches, all 6 of them, were scowling at me and looking at me like "can you seriously be staring at our friends perfect rear end just because we're all standing in a circle while she shows it in public you loving subhuman scum?"

How the gently caress does that work exactly .
stdh.txt

quote:

i know, right? it should be illegal to dress provocatively in public because it effectively is harassment to sexually arouse people going about their own business.

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben
It's just overdeterminism. "If everyone tells me to work out and lose weight to be more attractive, how come there's even one fat unfit guy with a girlfriend? What does HE have that I don't?"

Which gets to conclusions like "canthal tilt".

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

If you remove all the incel slang, this sounds a lot like advice my former coworkers had about shaking down Centrelink.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

What I don't get is that the table basically says that all women are attractive (minus the fat and deformed), so why are their (incels) standards impossibly high when via this incredibly well researched and well presented chart we can see that basically all women are attractive enough to be considered objectively attractive?

They hate women.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Shanghaied posted:

Well, at least you wake up at reasonable hours and exercises, I guess.

Comically large codpiece was literally a thing not more than 500 years ago.



stdh.txt

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Literally A Person posted:

What I don't get is that the table basically says that all women are attractive (minus the fat and deformed), so why are their (incels) standards impossibly high when via this incredibly well researched and well presented chart we can see that basically all women are attractive enough to be considered objectively attractive?

The table is asinine because it claims that most traits men find attractive in women can be improved through effort, but numbers 2 and 3 (out of three) are literally breast-size and looks, which can't be changed without surgery. Also the two sides of the list would be equally long if "Don't be comically ugly or facially deformed" is written out in their pseudo-intellectual-ventral-canthal-epithelial-gibberish.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Stop brainwashing these impressionable adult men

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

quote:

My uncle dropped this blackpill today: Every girl you are attracted to already has someone doing her

You just can't be safe as a guy. I have accepted my faith. It's all over guys. There is no hope. No girl cares about me. I'm genetically inferior. I will cope every day from now on to ease the pain. No more going outside, no more toment, just healthy coping like guitar, weed, alcochol etc. You can't be happy if you don't have a universally appealing phenotype but you can be less sad.

Just imagine, in twenty years' time this incel will approach the kind-if-a-little-shy teenage son of a relative, and drop this very same blackpill: Every girl you are attracted to already has someone doing her. And thus the beautiful circle of life begins anew.

Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Sep 16, 2017

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
Slight NSFW I guess,

Can you imagine getting your body hair or god-forbid a piece of flesh caught in the panel gaps of your primitive sexbot? Ouch! Also that chest light is just gonna keep me up all night.

quote:

in the last decades women will try their hardest to turn men into genderless androgynous beings. it will the biggest cope moment in human history. and then they will expire, because in the end the penis is too resilient and energetic. many of our brothers will fall into becoming homos and freaks. but too many will survive and push through. a robot world is a purely logical world. a world where men will rise to a new height and the hypocrisy of women will be shown under a blazing light. cast these devils aside, for the reign of man has truly begun.

quote:

The end result won't be women stop being born, that's just not realistic. Women will now be forced to either offer more than just sex, or to settle. Hypergamy will not exist if sex robots are made affordable and widely available.

That will truly be a beautiful time for humanity. Where men and women might actually be equal. Pussy pass won't exist anymore.

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I can't loving WAIT for sex robots to become a reality.

Anyone who opposes this is a braindead moron.

quote:

We already have anime girls, which are idealized depictions of women.

With all their tropes and personality types, and the already immense attraction depicted in "waifu" culture exists.

If a a single jap incel in a dingy room can craft in depth personalities like what we already have in anime, I don't see why the Author and a dedicated team couldn't craft detailed and intricate AI.

The biggest hurdle would be making them actual mobile instead of lifeless dolls, but that would come in time. Then we'd have Ex Machina type robots running around by the time the AI was utterly perfected, and eventually we'd have full on Replicants and Synths.

I doubt mankind will ever get over his beta provider instincts though.
And then the Stacybots will destroy us all, God be willing.

quote:

Cope. If they have AI they will just leave you for chad bot.

This guy gets it.

Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Sep 16, 2017

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


not endless rights for women!!!

Thumbtacks
Apr 3, 2013

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Shanghaied posted:

Slight NSFW I guess,

Can you imagine getting your body hair or god-forbid a piece of flesh caught in the panel gaps of your primitive sexbot? Ouch! Also that chest light is just gonna keep me up all night.

I wonder what's going to cause the 2040 downturn, a firmware update for the sexbots.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

And the testicles are vulnerable organs hanging on the outside of the body. And the appendix serves no conceivable purpose, but can get inflamed and kill you. Yeah the human body is not well designed.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


The belief that somehow all handsome guys have big dicks is pretty funny although not surprising considering the underdeveloped incel brains.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

This is like that joke where god must have subcontracted out the creation of man because who else would run a sewage line through a recreation zone.

But you know not funny and just sad.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


I'm bald and gave up on my hair ages ago and did just fine, thanks.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick posted:

They hate women.

What ever gave you that idea???

These are obviously fine young men (as evidenced by chart making because people who make charts are good) that have respect for all beings.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
poo poo guys, they are unto us!

quote:

I'm out busting my rear end off working an all day shift only to do homework immediately afterwards. Normies are sitting on their asses browsing r/incels all day.

So I guess this means I, an ugly deformed truecel, have more of a life than the average "normie" visiting on the weekend.

Daily reminder the "normies" that come here are not normal.

Also just lol if you don't have a cushy job where you can sit/stand by your desk, and browse the internet 4+ hours each day because of severe procrastination + writer's block :suicide101:

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

They hate women.
They hate themselves. Misogyny is a self-defense mechanism and the ultimate Cope, if you will. "Females" is a scapegoat

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Palpek posted:

The belief that somehow all handsome guys have big dicks is pretty funny although not surprising considering the underdeveloped incel brains.

When in doubt, blame porn. Or anime. Or anime porn.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

quote:

The curse of the "5":

if your height starts with 5'... or below

if your dick size starts with 5 or below (in inches)

if your salary is 5 digits (USD)

if your looks rating is 5 or below (this is where hopes of becoming a beta provider are lost)

if you work 5 days a week

if you don't take exotic vacations 5 times a year

if you haven't had 5 or more intimate partners by the age of 18 -20

if your abs don't have more than 5 visible packs

Then

IT'S OVER
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MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005

Palpek posted:

The belief that somehow all handsome guys have big dicks is pretty funny although not surprising considering the underdeveloped incel brains.

Also, their belief that all women want nothing less than a 10" cock. There's not a woman in the world who finds big dicks uncomfortable.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

MettleRamiel posted:

Also, their belief that all women want nothing less than a 10" cock. There's not a woman in the world who finds big dicks uncomfortable.

One time in my life I saw a (roughly) 10" cock in person and was just thinking to myself "poo poo, what the hell are you supposed to do with that thing?"

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


yeah, curvature and girth matter way more than length in my experience

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

yeah, curvature and girth matter way more than length in my experience

Okay, to be fair it was as big around as my freaking arm. It was certainly the most surreal sexual encounter of my life.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Shanghaied posted:

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

And the testicles are vulnerable organs hanging on the outside of the body. And the appendix serves no conceivable purpose, but can get inflamed and kill you. Yeah the human body is not well designed.

Testicles hang outside of the body for ease of temp regulation, because normal body temps would damage sperm production.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Literally A Person posted:

Okay, to be fair it was as big around as my freaking arm. It was certainly the most surreal sexual encounter of my life.

How is the trial going? You still friends with the other nurse?

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


PetraCore posted:

Testicles hang outside of the body for ease of temp regulation, because normal body temps would damage sperm production.

Also to show off your huge pendulous balls to potential mates, even if it doesn't necessarily attract them

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

ReidRansom posted:

Also to show off your huge pendulous balls to potential mates, even if it doesn't necessarily attract them

It's more convenient than giant swollen red asses!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Jokes on them, my height starts with a 1.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016


:laffo:

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lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

I'm sick seeing woman jogging with yoga pants

I went out today as usual for my early morning jog. Everything was okay for the first few minutes or so, but my mood was completely ruined when I saw a group of femoids jogging in front of me - wearing their tight and somewhat transparent yoga pants -- as if they were trying to lure the orbiters towards them. It loving pissed me off. These bitches were not really jogging or trying to be fit -- they were just putting a charade to show themselves off to all the sexualy frustrated men like me. loving degenerates with their slut pants then have the audacity to scream poo poo like, "don't sexually objectify me!!!!", " women's are not sexual objects!!!". You know what I have to say to that? Go gently caress yourself. No one gives a poo poo if you were sexually objectified. No one gives a poo poo if you were sexually assaulted. Because you idiots deserve it for wearing slutty clothes like that in public trying to gain attention from impressionable men.

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