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Olive Garden tonight! posted:In space, no one can hear you gleam Holy poo poo.
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Sep 16, 2017 01:00
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il_cornuto posted:Look it clearly states that he is not yet a paedophile and therefore is legally distinct from a peadophile and her body is childish so therefore this is not technically cartoon child porn. Probably. *in extremely smug nerdy voice*  "Actually it's ephebophilia"
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Sep 16, 2017 01:33
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Palpek posted:Games&Girls what is child like about her body  Besides, she's a anthropomorphised video game console which makes age an arbitrary construct. Also she has the spirit of an 800 year old demon, so it's totes legal.
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Sep 16, 2017 01:54
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Valve, could you at least get pedo games off Steam? loving hell.
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Palpek posted:
I'm going to have to recommend not looking at that whole screenshot. He probably did turn into a pedophile.
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Sep 16, 2017 02:04
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Reality Winner posted:bring back SteamShots Yeah Mr ultimate toilet has good credit for reprimanding perversion (Actually it is back as bundle shots and he did do that huney bundle)
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Sep 16, 2017 02:31
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FirstAidKite posted:IIRC the protagonist wonders during the game how old she is since she's his video game console and he's like "I guess you're technically only a few days old, huh" why do you know this
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Sep 16, 2017 03:34
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Uncle w Benefits posted:
Source your quotes. LORD OF BOOTY posted:why do you know this exploded mummy posted:I have watched Kite play this godawful game
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Sep 16, 2017 08:55
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:why do you know this 
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Sep 16, 2017 09:36
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your "friend" Ceciltron
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Sep 16, 2017 10:04
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the real goku would never do this to someone
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Sep 16, 2017 10:10
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Double Punctuation posted:Source your quotes. What is this? What does it mean?
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Sep 16, 2017 14:20
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enough of that  Because we're living in the age of barbarians! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3tNwJtINjc
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Sep 16, 2017 18:18
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Zetsubou-san posted:enough of that I actually have the first game- I need to give it a try 
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Sep 16, 2017 18:29
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Zetsubou-san posted:enough of that Love how they both dive off the arena at 3:45.
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Sep 16, 2017 19:17
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Jamfrost posted:I'm going to have to recommend not looking at that whole screenshot. He probably did turn into a pedophile. If you are getting turned on by someone having a 'childlike' body you are already a pedophile.
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Sep 17, 2017 03:08
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Voyager I posted:If you are getting turned on by someone having a 'childlike' body you are already a pedophile. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the quote in question involves the little girl in the dlc; so yeah, there's no "might" here if that's the case.
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Sep 17, 2017 03:32
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Unoriginal One posted:I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the quote in question involves the little girl in the dlc; so yeah, there's no "might" here if that's the case. Think that quote and the existence of the little girl DLC takes this one from generic shameful nerd poo poo to  I'm sure it would get much worse if I actually clicked on the links.
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Sep 17, 2017 03:44
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Zetsubou-san posted:enough of that why is everything on steam now lovely hentai or weird real doll porn? i assume valve no longer cares?
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Sep 17, 2017 23:55
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They have embraced a laissez-faire attitude and have the idea that if you don't like it, don't buy it or play it. Almost every single person I've ever complained about the loving landfill that is Steam these days gives the same excuse. The problem is that Steam is like a great store that often has great things and awesome deals that decided to let anyone come in and also sell stuff. In theory, you could get some really neat and unique gems that someone was previously selling out of their garage so you never knew about it. But the reality is that you have a bunch of homemade sex toys, barely legal ripoffs, and other downright made-with-toxic-chemicals poo poo that the cool garage guy is buried under all their poisonous dildos. "Don't like it don't play it," doesn't really work here.
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Sep 18, 2017 01:39
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Steam has gone from being a storefront to being a flea market.
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Sep 18, 2017 02:08
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Devils advocate: why not
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Sep 18, 2017 03:20
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Because i like it when other people weed out the poo poo for me.
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Sep 18, 2017 03:27
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That's the problem. The don't like it don't buy it argument can't really be beaten. It's technically correct, vote with your wallet and such. But it can only go so far defending such low quality and questionable content. It's kind of like the old rear end beaded curtain at a video store. You know what's back there and you know whether or not you're interested. It's not surfaced hardly at all (barring last week's Humble Bundle with a dozen anime porn games) but neither are the actual unappreciated grems that are released alongside the deluge of low quality garbage. Truth be told, as much as I hate them and think they're garbage, the porn games are a niche and sell. A lot are incredibly low quality, but they're honest in their own right. My biggest complaint are the things lowering the marketplace bar. Asset flips, games asking for money off the books for achievements, the ten thousand achievement games, all the poo poo that actually is questionable and should be moderated against as scams literally have no consequence to taking advantage of and further breaking the system.
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Sep 18, 2017 03:32
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Asset flips, games asking for money off the books for achievements, the ten thousand achievement games, all the poo poo that actually is questionable and should be moderated against as scams literally have no consequence to taking advantage of and further breaking the system. all this is one thing but otoh isn't it hard sometimes to discern between what's just an amateurish labor of love that took years to complete and something that was slapped together in a few months in rmxp or gamemaker? like for instance part of me can't tell if minherino adventures is a weird south american asset flip or my kindred spirit's outsider art
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Sep 18, 2017 04:15
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:That's the problem. The don't like it don't buy it argument can't really be beaten. It's technically correct, vote with your wallet and such. But it can only go so far defending such low quality and questionable content. How many 10,000 achievement games are there? The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Tales of Maj'eyal and that's only 1600 and I believe it was done out of spit by the dev.
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Sep 18, 2017 04:50
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Wamdoodle posted:How many 10,000 achievement games are there? The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Tales of Maj'eyal and that's only 1600 and I believe it was done out of spit by the dev. there are a lot of trash games with a billion million cheevos. like you think tome is a lot? gently caress no tome is tame. watch, who was it jim sterling's? video of that
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Sep 18, 2017 05:19
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Wamdoodle posted:How many 10,000 achievement games are there? The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Tales of Maj'eyal and that's only 1600 and I believe it was done out of spit by the dev. I always thought tome was just laziness; just copied all the achievements he already had and whoops it turns out that a large but not unreasonable 200 achievements times 2 permadeath options times four difficulty levels is 1600.
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Sep 18, 2017 06:14
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Wamdoodle posted:How many 10,000 achievement games are there? The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Tales of Maj'eyal and that's only 1600 and I believe it was done out of spit by the dev. 
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Sep 18, 2017 06:17
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well, tbh I didn't bother doing any type of research into this.
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Sep 18, 2017 07:23
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It got so bad that Valve actually called those games "game-shaped objects" in an official statement which I find hilarious. They're basically games existing only to serve the meta-layer of playing a game - achievements, Steam cards, smilies and cutting out the useless middleman - you know, the actual game part. We're living in some weird times.
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Sep 18, 2017 09:20
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Wamdoodle posted:
Yeah, there's even a game (or as Palpek pointed out, 'game-shaped object') called Achievement Hunter. Honestly, I don't mind porn games being sold on Steam, anime-themed or otherwise. If someone wants to put in the effort for their porn, then by all means, do so, and as long as there's as much hard work out into the game as there is put into playing it, then no prob. We are all grownups here after all. But stuff like Achievement Hunter, Fidget Spinner Simulation and the like only serve to clog up the Steam marketplace and shove otherwise deserving games off the front page. Is there some way I can report these things to Valve?
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Sep 18, 2017 12:11
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CommissarMega posted:Is there some way I can report these things to Valve? In a way they'll look at or care about? No. But yes.
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Sep 18, 2017 13:00
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Someone's probably getting some enjoyment of these or they wouldn't be getting made, right?
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Sep 18, 2017 13:13
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I can believe the developers of a game-shaped object get lots of enjoyment out of any money they generate and that that's reason enough for them to be made in spades. I can't believe anybody enjoys them for their own sakes though.
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Sep 18, 2017 13:50
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The ones who buy them presumably do... or is there some secondary use for steam achiements that I'm missing that would make this exploitable?
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Sep 18, 2017 14:09
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Palpek posted:It got so bad that Valve actually called those games "game-shaped objects" in an official statement which I find hilarious. They're basically games existing only to serve the meta-layer of playing a game - achievements, Steam cards, smilies and cutting out the useless middleman - you know, the actual game part. We're living in some weird times. other then running steam and pumping out the occasional update for dota2 or tf2. what the gently caress does valve even do. half life is dead as is left 4 dead and i doubt they will make any new IPs.
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Sep 18, 2017 14:52
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Dapper_Swindler posted:other then running steam and pumping out the occasional update for dota2 or tf2. what the gently caress does valve even do. half life is dead as is left 4 dead and i doubt they will make any new IPs. they have 3 (three!) new VR games in making. coming soon in 2024.
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Sep 18, 2017 14:59
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Dapper_Swindler posted:other then running steam and pumping out the occasional update for dota2 or tf2. what the gently caress does valve even do. half life is dead as is left 4 dead and i doubt they will make any new IPs. "Running Steam" isn't exactly a minor thing. It's probably more than enough to keep one company busy and in the black.
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