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Punkin Spunkin posted:Who won? Jesus conversed with beasts in the bible, he would convert them by giving himself over wholly. Deuteronomy 25:4 posted:You shall not muzzle the ox while he is threshing. Matthew 6:26-30 posted:Look at the birds of the air, that they do not sow, nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not worth much more than they? And who of you by being worried can add a single hour to his life? And why are you worried about clothing? Observe how the lilies of the field grow; they do not toil nor do they spin, yet I say to you that not even Solomon in all his glory clothed himself like one of these. But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which is alive today and tomorrow is thrown into the furnace, will He not much more clothe you? You, of little faith?
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Chairman Capone posted:I Live, I Die, I Live Again! got any sevens posted:Had a dream about [...] Jesus [...]
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I guess the new Tomb Raider gains a new neck vertebrae for every tomb she raids![]() Thanks for the detailed review! Croods 2 (Twoods?) is back on the menu, dudes! quote:the sequel to the cave people toon will now debut on Sept. 18, 2020
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Tars Tarkas posted:I guess the new Tomb Raider gains a new neck vertebrae for every tomb she raids
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that poster is intensely nauseating, it looks like someone photoshopped over a gmod character
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I like Alicia Vikander so this is cool but am resisting attempts to make a "Not my Busty Grave Robber!" joke.
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Tars Tarkas posted:I guess the new Tomb Raider gains a new neck vertebrae for every tomb she raids And the old NOPE meme is reborn anew.
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Gatts posted:I like Alicia Vikander so this is cool but am resisting attempts to make a "Not my Busty Grave Robber!" joke.
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Casimir Radon posted:New Tomb Raider has smaller boobs. It's also a major improvement in just about every way. I was rooting for Daisy Ridley myself, but hope Vikander does a good job. The first one had some insanely uncomfortable death scenes where you're not too sure the director had never dissected an animal for his own amusement
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Calaveron posted:The first one had some insanely uncomfortable death scenes where you're not too sure the director had never dissected an animal for his own amusement
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Iron Crowned posted:I'd be more interested in Jesus vs. Predator He died for our sins But killing? He does for fun
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lol i had no idea vince flynn died. good riddance.
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Linda Hamilton and Arnold Schwartzenegger to both return for Terminator 6quote:She’ll be back.
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Ehhhhh.....we already had old Arnold in the last one and it was just sad
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So apparently 3, 4 and 5 never happened, according to this article. They're being erased via time fuckery.
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FlamingLiberal posted:Ehhhhh.....we already had old Arnold in the last one and it was just sad Arnold was really good in Genisys
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Gonz posted:So apparently 3, 4 and 5 never happened, according to this article. They're being erased via time fuckery. And nothing of value was lost.
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Why cant they just enjoy the happy ending from T2 Same with Aliens
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LesterGroans posted:Arnold was really good in Genisys He was good but he was good as old Arnold. So I assume for this they're going to acknowledge 5 happened at some point and that Arnold in this will be 5 Arnold before wiping the slate clean?? It will be interesting to see how much CG "normal" Terminator presence is in this if any. I still can't believe how bad Salvation hosed up. Awesome cast, excellent effects, cool basic ideas for some action sequences, decent enough new twist on the formula (they should have rolled with the leaked ending though), yet it's one of the worst movies ever made thanks to McG. Like let's go back ten years and pretend Terminator Salvation hasn't come out yet: HEY GUYS they just announced a new Terminator movie happening with Christian Bale as John Connor and it's also going to have Terry Crews, Michael Ironside, Common, Bryce Dallas Howard, Anton Yelchin and Helena Bonham Carter! It's going to be set entirely during the future war and be about an early human/Terminator hybrid and what makes someone human and it's being written by the guy that wrote Memento and The Prestige! How do you gently caress that up. I'm asking you McG, if you ever read this, how did you gently caress that up. Like I thought Terminator 3 was bad but I enjoyed it, I just never felt like watching it again or really talking about it much since. It wasn't like, aggressively awful and ineptly executed on an existential level like Salvation. Terminator Terminator 2 Genisys Terminator 3 T2 3-D: Battle Across Time Salvation Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Sep 20, 2017 |
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I love this so much except the T-1 Million is a dumb as hell name that doesn't make any sense. If anything, it would be a prototype of the T-1000.
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Beachcomber posted:T-1 Million That actually sounds like the best name.
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T3 is a guilty pleasure movie. It's definitely bad but it's watchable and has its moments.
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Get raided! Ignore that it has the same plot as the Jem movie except with tombs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ndhidEmUbI Also people are arguing that it is actually Alicia Vikander's neck in that poster and I am now a bully who body shames her because a poster looks photoshopped.
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The American Akira movie is still walking the Earth, cursed to never die, and is now threatening to devour Taika Waititi, hopefully he will escape like the others
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Tars Tarkas posted:Also people are arguing that it is actually Alicia Vikander's neck in that poster and I am now a bully who body shames her because a poster looks photoshopped. You be the judge! ![]() ![]()
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Tars Tarkas posted:I guess the new Tomb Raider gains a new neck vertebrae for every tomb she raids ![]()
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T3 had a really good action sequence on the crane setpiece and jonh connors raging oedipus complex.its a fun bad movie.
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lol
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This is because of that thing with Patty Jenkins huh. Welp.
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Tars Tarkas posted:Get raided! Ignore that it has the same plot as the Jem movie except with tombs. Why is her theme of version of Black Betty that never kicks off?
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MariusLecter posted:This is because of that thing with Patty Jenkins huh. Welp. Huh?
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I think that franchises where the second movie is actually better than the first are cursed to never be good again. Terminator, Aliens, Star Wars
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Spider-Man got good again but it definitely took some time.
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Harry Potter 2 was better than 1, and 3 better than 2, and then the rest at least various degrees of better than 1 and usually better than 2 and arguably better than 3.
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Harry Potter 2 was better than 1, and 3 better than 2, and then the rest at least various degrees of better than 1 and usually better than 2 and arguably better than 3. Meh, it's Harry Potter though
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I like Alicia's neck. Thumbs up. Good for a nibble, good for Lara Croft. I'd let her raid my tomb. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Gatts posted:I like Alicia's neck. Thumbs up. Good for a nibble, good for Lara Croft. I'd let her raid my tomb. What a post
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Iron Crowned posted:I think that franchises where the second movie is actually better than the first are cursed to never be good again. No way was Aliens better than Alien in any way.
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MonsieurChoc posted:No way was Aliens better than Alien in any way. I prefer Aliens to Alien but it relies heavily, obviously, on Alien and the terror to set itself up.
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Gatts posted:I like Alicia's neck. Thumbs up. Good for a nibble, good for Lara Croft. I'd let her raid my tomb. ![]()
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