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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Real hurthling! posted:

Yeah, channels like maximilian and vesperarcade and super couch fighters do fgc lps


The story is bad because its load, cutscene, load, cutscene, fight, load
And the dialog and graphics are terrible

How long are the loads?

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Scrap Dragon
Oct 6, 2013

SECRET TECHNIQUE:
DARK SHADOW
BLACK FALLEN ANGEL!


MysticalMachineGun posted:

Does anybody ever do LPs of fighting games mainline stories? Tekken's sounds bananas but YouTube is more about tournament highlights and such.

The Super Best Friends do a bunch of these, here's their Tekken 7 one: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL57hJfweW_2vukM8rH-9wgOser2fNdTP6

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

VideoGames posted:

I prefer solo/bot play to online anyway and I am satisfied at what the game offers. I began my FPS career with Quake II and Eraser Bot, so it's pretty much just like home :D

I picked up Battlefront on your recommendation since it was cheap on Amazon and yeah, it is pretty fun even with just bots :buddy:

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
the first Injustice was a better Batman v. Superman movie than Batman v. Superman

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Watching my nephew mash his toys together was a better Batman vs Superman movie

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



this is the only important tekken story moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XjUL2oxIKg

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Poniard posted:

this is the only important tekken story moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XjUL2oxIKg

I'll see your ending and raise you this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esYDLlIYRPE

Lol, some of the Tekken endings are very strange.

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

Wamdoodle posted:

Lol, some of the Tekken endings are very strange.

"some"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTzZRaqHtFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-COraVN56LE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4N4Gq_aBgk

The Colonel fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Sep 20, 2017

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVROJi27BYc

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOlYbBPQ1Ms

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010


I found this in the related videos.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

And people told me MvCI was bad

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
The most I know of MvCI is this cutscene of the Hulk and Ryu destroying a Dah'ren Mohran so it's a good game imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMdkSPouEs0&t=1525s

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

holy crap hulk and ryu hunted the poo poo out of that dahren

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Ok, all of them are. I thought the Jack ending was poignant, music and primitive CG aside.

I do like how in Tekken 3, the frolicking girl grows up to repair Jack and outfit him with a shield because that guy in the satellite has a hate-on for Jack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEm7SXfLHmE

Edit: poo poo I forgot about Yoshimitsu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDQBkfEnBwg

Instruction Manuel fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Sep 20, 2017

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cool

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

This is the worst picture to have graced my eyes. Good grief!

EDIT: However I have just remembered I had an avatar of Kirby walking with Bayonetta's legs, so perhaps it is I who is the worst.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




TF2 HAT MINING RIG posted:

How long are the loads?

15-20 seconds

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Is there a story explaination why Yoshimitsu has a tentacle head in Tekken 7?

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Just rewatching all the Tekken 3 endings and smiling a lot. Xiayou Land being Heihachi land is probably my favourite for the JERK! letter flashes as she knocks his block off!

Nina
Oct 9, 2016

Invisible werewolf (entirely visible, not actually a wolf)
As excited as I am for 13 Sentinels I'm a tad bit creeped out by the whole naked high schoolers aspect.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



My favorite Tekken is the one where you play as the assassin girl on a boat.

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

I'm pretty sad we won't be getting any more Tekken since Liam Neeson is retiring from action movies.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Palpek posted:

Is there a story explaination why Yoshimitsu has a tentacle head in Tekken 7?

Maybe an Octopus joke for 8 Yoshimitsus? I was going to say counting 1 for each Tekken game and then the one from Soul Calibur but I guess thanks to SC5 there's two Yoshimitsus in those games now.

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Nina posted:

As excited as I am for 13 Sentinels I'm a tad bit creeped out by the whole naked high schoolers aspect.

Piloting a mech is like time travel, you have to be naked in order for it work.

You're right that it shouldn't be high schoolers though. Gimmie experienced old timers going commando for one last mission.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
If I post will it free this thread from the void?

edit: woo worked

Nina
Oct 9, 2016

Invisible werewolf (entirely visible, not actually a wolf)

Viewtiful Jew posted:

Piloting a mech is like time travel, you have to be naked in order for it work.

You're right that it shouldn't be high schoolers though. Gimmie experienced old timers going commando for one last mission.

If Kojima had gotten to make ZoE3 it would've definitely had naked adults in mechs

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Literal cockpits

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Nina posted:

If Kojima had gotten to make ZoE3 it would've definitely had naked adults in mechs

Mechs powered by babies stored in glass jars

(Mads Mikkelsen would be the pilot)

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Palpek posted:

Is there a story explaination why Yoshimitsu has a tentacle head in Tekken 7?

His character design gets stranger with each game.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
What's Josuke Higashikata doing in the new vanillaware game


Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UtoYJ8Lk5A

And

https://i.imgur.com/SEc7otk.mp4

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Wasn't ZOE3 going to be like way in the past and the mechs were biomechanical gods or something? So no naked pilots, just straight up naked mechs.


Please do not lock your cats in drawers.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

chumbler posted:

Please do not lock your cats in drawers.

Knowing the things my own cats have managed to do, it is entirely possible they climbed in there themselves without opening the drawer

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Even if they climbed in while the drawer was open, it could have been closed for all of two seconds before he started filming.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Don't put cats in drawers. You put them in freezers to keep them fresh.

Sefal
Nov 8, 2011
Fun Shoe
The cats are really cute :3:

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

What's the best way to play Painkiller. Apparently they've been releasing dlc for this game regularly for 10 years

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

In Training posted:

What's the best way to play Painkiller. Apparently they've been releasing dlc for this game regularly for 10 years

just play painkiller black

every release after the first one is poo poo

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

The Colonel posted:

just play painkiller black

every release after the first one is poo poo

cool. i assume it will be 2 dollars in the next sale and ill get drunk and buy it.

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

The Colonel posted:

just play painkiller black

every release after the first one is poo poo

Just for emphasis.

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