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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Intruder posted:

Three way tie for first, only the Colts suck

As it should be. Put in the playoffs all three non-Colts AFC South teams, bump away the AFC North champ and the Pats to make room, insh'allah.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Randaconda posted:

why you acting like we ain't gonna split, like drat near every year
We will split but the Titans shower that they are far and away the better team and will win the division regardless of the split. The Jags are who we thought they were.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
One day all AFC south teams will be equally bad.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

wasianchickn posted:

One day all AFC south teams will be equally bad.

If the Jaguars or Titans had a competent QB they'd be pretty scary.Thank God they have poo poo.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Yug posted:

If the Jaguars or Titans had a competent QB they'd be pretty scary.Thank God they have poo poo.



please tell me you meant Texans. Mariota is great.

Stevie Lee fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Sep 18, 2017

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Texans are averaging 3.6 yards per play so far this season :barf:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Good thing they traded a 2nd to get rid of Brock.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Unironically agree

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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3.6 x 3 = 10.8, enough for a first down.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

all-Rush mixtape posted:

3.6 x 3 = 10.8, enough for a first down.

Unfortunately also includes punt yardage.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

wasianchickn posted:

One day all AFC south teams will be equally bad.

Yeah, it was two (three?) years ago.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
18-1 Titans sounds good to me

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Titans/Raiders AFCCG plz

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol if you believe the cruelty of god won't put the Patriots in the AFCCG and probably Superbowl again

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Intruder posted:

lol if you believe the cruelty of god won't put the Patriots in the AFCCG and probably Superbowl again

A man can hope, can't he?

Who am I kidding? This is Trump's America.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
A requiem for Brian Cushing

Here is he owning Marshawn

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

AFCScest? Jaguars claimed Jaelan Strong.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Now he'll be really good I bet

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

Now he'll be really good I bet
We wont know until next year when someone other than Bort is throwing him the ball. Alex Smith maybe? Tyrod? Sam Bradford? Kirk?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I'm wearing that same hat. :smith:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Please god no.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

We wont know until next year when someone other than Bort is throwing him the ball. Alex Smith maybe? Tyrod? Sam Bradford? Kirk?

Eli Manning

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Chad Henne is the most Jaguar Jag to have ever Jag'd.

And maybe MJD, but mostly Chad Henne.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Probably Magic posted:

Chad Henne is the most Jaguar Jag to have ever Jag'd.

And maybe MJD, but mostly Chad Henne.

Fred Taylor :colbert:

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

I saw a guy wearing that shirt the other day at work! Where can I buy that, it owns.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Suspect Bucket posted:

I saw a guy wearing that shirt the other day at work! Where can I buy that, it owns.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22only+in+duval%22

http://onlyinduval.com/store/

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Can I buy one in a store or something to save myself the shipping?

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

is he really worse than Bortles? I thought I remembered him being pretty average instead of offensively bad

fake edit: checked his stats and saw that my memory is poo poo.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Stevie Lee posted:

is he really worse than Bortles? I thought I remembered him being pretty average instead of offensively bad

fake edit: checked his stats and saw that my memory is poo poo.
Yeah there is a reason Bortles is in there instead of Henne. He is boringly bad rather than Bortles, who is excitingly bad.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

What a beautiful specimen.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Suspect Bucket posted:

Can I buy one in a store or something to save myself the shipping?

Send them an email - http://onlyinduval.com/contact-us/ - They may be at the Riverside Arts Market but I couldn't 100% verify.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Yeah there is a reason Bortles is in there instead of Henne. He is boringly bad rather than Bortles, who is excitingly bad.

Year two Bort was excitingly bad. Now it's just 4.5 yards per attempt forever

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

purkey posted:

Year two Bort was excitingly bad. Now it's just 4.5 yards per attempt forever
Dont forget the tip-picks because the throws are slightly behind the WR!

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Bortles is still extremely bad.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Yug posted:

Bortles is still extremely bad.

bad to the bone

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
If it's true he is a raging alcoholic womanizer that's pretty awesome from the point of view of me a Colts fan. I like having crazy stupid people like Bort in the league just not on my team.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
His name is Bort and that's really all you need to know to realize he is good.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Ah poo poo Yug is a Colts fan???? I need a new team.

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purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Dont forget the tip-picks because the throws are slightly behind the WR!

He's also had one or two dropped picks so things even out

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