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Lightning Lord posted:Oh, the crazy part is Kissinger looking crestfallen instead of super eager to work with DOOM He's just super bummed that Doom stole his speech and took credit for it.
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Back in 2003, in a flashback to pre-marriage adventures: 
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Does this taste like chloroform to you
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Does this taste like chloroform to you
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Does this taste like chloroform to you Looks like a long lost Sinclair relative
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Does this taste like chloroform to you Finally we know what happened to the Freddy Fazbear's rejected lizard mascot.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Back in 2003, in a flashback to pre-marriage adventures: Malachite_Dragon posted:Does this taste like chloroform to you Binary Badger posted:
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Just noticed good ol' Pete is rocking a really tight Canadian tuxedo
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Yvonmukluk posted:I'm pretty sure Peter & MJ were married back in 1987. The marriage in the strip was apparently the impetus for it happening in the comics. He meant that the 2003 strip is a flashback story to before they were married.
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Going by NSM's variant of comic time, maybe about 5 minutes.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Does this taste like chloroform to you Let go, Lizard. Let go. Let go. LET GO. LET GO. LET GO!
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davidspackage posted:Let go, Lizard. Let go. Let go. LET GO. LET GO. LET GO! 
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"Why do you have chloroform?" "Why *don't* I have chloroform?"
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Does this taste like chloroform to you "Hey, I need to run a little experiment. You mind trying this semen sample?"
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Once again, how exactly did this man conquer all of whatever it is he's ruling?
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Killing moloids doesn't count as murder to Kala. She is extremely racist.
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ZeroCount posted:we are quickly approaching the resolution and spiderman has done poo poo all Uhh he dropped a bunch of rocks on his head and tore the skin off Lenny!
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Push El Burrito posted:Uhh he dropped a bunch of rocks on his head and tore the skin off Lenny! And hid Moley from the cops in the most insane way possible
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uPen posted:Once again, how exactly did this man conquer all of whatever it is he's ruling? he took mole man's wacking stick when he wasn't looking, threw it above ground, and locked the door when moley went to get it back
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I mean, as jng2058 pointed out, Romulus Augustulus wasn't the most inspiring figure as a Roman Emperor. So I guess technically it's in character
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I forgot to call out the dude who called the Roman Empire the "First Reich", that was the Holy Roman Empire. Which wasn't holy, wasn't Roman, and wasn't an empire.
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"So I resolved to murder you."
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Cabbit posted:"So I resolved to murder you." 
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It's a passive aggressive murder.
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Kala, you look amazing in that headdress but that is the stupidest loving thing I have read in NSM in the last month and just a few days ago I watched Spider-Man cause a cave-in on himself to stop a pond from filling. Haifisch posted:Is it murder if you just let nature take its course?
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ZeroCount posted:we are quickly approaching the resolution i don't think you've read this comic before, we have a good three months left before they even finish this conversation
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Lightning Lord posted:I forgot to call out the dude who called the Roman Empire the "First Reich", that was the Holy Roman Empire. Which wasn't holy, wasn't Roman, and wasn't an empire. That was me! I've now read up a bit on it so I can thank the Newspaper Spider-Man thread for helping me learn about European history. Thanks for pointing out my error. You did the reich thing.
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Lightning Lord posted:I forgot to call out the dude who called the Roman Empire the "First Reich", that was the Holy Roman Empire. Which wasn't holy, wasn't Roman, and wasn't an empire. It's Roman as in Rome, where the Pope is and who they spent a good deal of time controlling. Hence the reason they got "Holy" thrown in there after a few centuries. Nothing holier than owning your own Popes.
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Mulva posted:It's Roman as in Rome, where the Pope is and who they spent a good deal of time controlling. Hence the reason they got "Holy" thrown in there after a few centuries. Not really.
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 This so-called "Spider-Man" is an impostor! The real Spider-Man was last seen in peril because he dropped a load of unrefined bricks on his own head, and now a completely okay Spider-Man is here without transition? It doesn't hold up.
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Contra Saltuarius was the papal bull that excommunicated the followers of the Parkerite movement.
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I'm still rooting for Kala to end up with Mole Man and Aunt May dead in an LA reservoir, but uh..... "bitch be cray cray"
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poo poo those two are totally going leave and "work on their marriage" or see a counselor or some poo poo and abdicate in favor of Uncle Moley. Leaving May all alone. Again.
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Proteus Jones posted:poo poo those two are totally going leave and "work on their marriage" or see a counselor or some poo poo and abdicate in favor of Uncle Moley. *Marriage counselor walks into frame from behind a rock* "Hello folks!"
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Reading an old issue of Fantastic Four and Mole Man is going to marry Kala in it. Ben even helps a reverend escape that Mole Man has kidnapped and is keeping underground to perform the ceremony. He also has Tyrannus under a hypnotic spell to be his servant. But Kala tricks Mole Man and frees Tyrannus because she wants to be with him instead! Then Tyrannus turns on her because he wants to rule alone. In the end the Fantastic Four defeat Tyrannus and Mole Man is alone again ruling the underworld. Comics are good.
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