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Breath play isn't Safe or Sane, regardless of Consent
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 08:40 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:Tyrantrum. It's a baby T-Rex. The grown up one gets a feather ruff and crown. Actually this one is Tyrunt. Tyrantrum is the big one. This is important information.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 08:47 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [66M] wife [64F] took away our grandson [3M] toy because she thought a Pokemon is scary for him. It's caused a fight between my daughter [28F] and wife and my wife is refusing to apologise. Anyway he needs to man up and stand up for his daughter.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 09:21 |
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I don't even know how this is a question at all, taking away a toy the kid obviously adores because he carries it everywhere with him is Disney villain level lovely behaviour. That's ingoring the insults directed at the daughter which is it's own lovely thing.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 09:59 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I was hoping the update included her calling the cops on him but sadly only empty promises. Also though, um, how does someone literally committing a crime and banging a child not know to lock their phone? I mean, it's good he didn't, but wow, what a moron.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 10:19 |
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Because it's not real. Not trying to be a killjoy, I wanted to check to see if there had been any more updates to that story at any point and found a post from the op claiming to have made it up to entertain themselves because the subforum was too full of boring true stories.quote:...I decided to make up a crazy story for fun, because I like to write stories but I usually never post them anywhere. I tried to think of the worst thing that you could possibly discover about your S.O., and how you would have to deal with that. And then I wrote the story, about discovering your husband has been hooking up with a teenage girl, and posted it. I didn't expect much to happen but it got over 500 votes and 400 comments. It just totally blew up which I wasn't expecting. I later posted an update which got more than 1300 upvotes. I'm sure I'll get some poo poo for making up a fake story and some people in this thread will attack me, but I don't feel bad for what I did. People were entertained, got invested in the story, and debated in the comments. That's what people come on Reddit to experience. Who cares if it was made up? The good news is, there's not a kid being taken advantage of
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 11:33 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Plenty of people with autism manage not to be complete pieces of poo poo Thanks for this, the reason I don't tell people about my diagnosis is that I've spent my whole life figuring out how to not be a fuckin oblivious weirdo and it's not worth trying to explain to people.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 12:49 |
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lemon-lyme disease posted:I admit that I have most of these games and was intending to work my way through them. I play pokémon wrong though so it takes forever. A lot of people don't realize how serious the strength difference between men and women typically is, even if it's just from sheer bulk and density differences. Good job finding that out play-choking your wife while taking her to the mat like the jobber she is, buddy! You should probably save that sorta thing for your homoerotic wrasslin' sessions with your bestie Steve.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 12:55 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:A lot of people don't realize how serious the strength difference between men and women typically is, even if it's just from sheer bulk and density differences. Good job finding that out play-choking your wife while taking her to the mat like the jobber she is, buddy! You should probably save that sorta thing for your homoerotic wrasslin' sessions with your bestie Steve. God created Adam and Eve, not The Undertaker and Steve.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:02 |
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He just wanted to gently stroke her hair.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:04 |
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My girlfriend [24f] has hardly spoken to me [24,m] in 4 monthsquote:We’ve been together for exactly two years now, our anniversary was Sept. 15th. Although we have hardly spoken to each other over the past 4 months. It started back in June. We just didn’t talk for a few days (it happens, we don’t live together and just get busy).One of us will text/call the other and everything is fine. Doesn't seem like this has ever really been a relationship, but I think it's over either way. Edit: I [25F] have been exclusively dating SO [30M] for a month. We had a conversation about a threesome and I am now very confused. quote:Hello Reddit: Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Sep 21, 2017 |
# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:14 |
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Tonight my [31M] wife [29F] of 6 years gave me an ultimatum. The resulting fight was probably enough to end our marriage, but is this the end? Really need outside perspectives.quote:To start, I apologize if this is the wrong place to post this kind of thing. I'm still pretty wound up about this situation, so please don't let my venting lead you to believe that it's always been this way. I promise our marriage really was happy before all of this.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:43 |
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lemon-lyme disease posted:THANKS NOW I AM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES. It's Tyrunt and it's adorable. That grandma is dumb. The kid's not going to get nightmares about the toy that he takes everywhere with him and acts like a security blanket. Nessa fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Sep 21, 2017 |
# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:50 |
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Nessa posted:It's Tyrint and it's adorable. It sure is! I think I'm going to get one for my daughters to fight over.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:55 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Thanks for this, the reason I don't tell people about my diagnosis is that I've spent my whole life figuring out how to not be a fuckin oblivious weirdo and it's not worth trying to explain to people. (I mean, not here, obviously but outside of SA) I never got a diagnosis formally but autism is a pretty good explanation for my absolutely bizarre behavior as a child and the extreme difficulty I had figuring out pretty basic social concepts. I think if I had been diagnosed it would have probably screwed me up pretty bad, tbh, the same way my EOBP diagnosis did - it's really easy to lean on a mental illness like a crutch and leverage it for sympathy when you don't want to do anything hard. As an adult I've figured out that it's better to just keep it to myself - people take me more seriously and give me more opportunities to learn and grow as a person when they don't think i'm fundamentally broken. I advocate very heavily for holding the mentally ill accountable because most of us (even those of us with fairly severe impairments) are aware and capable enough to know that they need professional help, and it is entirely on us to seek that help and try to better ourselves.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:55 |
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Hot Stunt posted:Tonight my [31M] wife [29F] of 6 years gave me an ultimatum. The resulting fight was probably enough to end our marriage, but is this the end? Really need outside perspectives. Lol? Is NP nursing practitioner? This is like an architect demanding the engineer make a house out of sugar.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:58 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:My girlfriend [24f] has hardly spoken to me [24,m] in 4 months GROSS. gently caress I hope she hasn't let this guy take any pictures of her Outrail posted:Lol? I have to wonder if there isn't more reasons she wants him to get testosterone treatment, but I think the most likely explanation is that she's the kind of person who listens to LOW T commercials on the radio and thinks they're legit I do not blame her for wanting to be with somebody with body hair, but maybe she should have considered that before she got married to and had kids with this peachy boy (and if this was something that spontaneously developed mid-marriage, I wonder what brought it on? seems like a random thing to just start liking all of a sudden) Mirthless fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Sep 21, 2017 |
# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:59 |
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I guess that's the female equivalent of 'Surprise I got you a boob job for your birthday present.' As for her being an NP everything I've heard about nurses is a huge percent of them are crazy into quack medicine for some reason. A few years ago I was in for an agonising neck spasm and when the doctor wasn't around the nurse (male in this case) ranted at me if I took any aspirin for it I'd be back in vomiting blood in no time because aspirin is super dangerous (yes I know it has some problems but jesus christ man I was in agony leave me alone with your anti-aspirin rant) and no it wasn't to do with anything I had been prescribed or any treatment I had at that point. Dude just didn't like it I guess. Darkhold fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Sep 21, 2017 |
# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:07 |
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Hot Stunt posted:Tonight my [31M] wife [29F] of 6 years gave me an ultimatum. The resulting fight was probably enough to end our marriage, but is this the end? Really need outside perspectives. That lady sounds like she is 3 bits short of a bitcoin. In other news, being a giant hairy gently caress myself I dont have this issue.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:09 |
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Mirthless posted:
I hear a stupid series of commercials every day about 'my friend that couldn't take her wrap off during ladies day at the spa' and 'getting body back from baby' but I'd have to be pants on head crazy to march into the house and say, 'Now see here, Mrs. Bastard...' I'm saying OP's wife...she's going nuts.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:09 |
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Dude needs to throw that back in her face. A few testosterone injections won't kill him; 'I'll get testosterone injections because you want me to change my body for you, but you have to get liposuction, a boob job and full body laser hair removal because I'm really not attracted to your flabby, tiny titted spider haired body...Oh wait was that really insensitive?! Soz, it can be your birthday present!'
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:15 |
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Get him a gym membership in return.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:17 |
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He should just get a furry costume and refuse to take it off, ever.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:20 |
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I'm hairy as gently caress and I hate it The hair on my torso hides my beautiful muscles and the hair on my face is completely pointless so I have to shave every drat morning AND now there's hair on my back and shoulders!! gently caress you genes! gently caress YOU YO poo poo
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:26 |
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Zzulu posted:I'm hairy as gently caress and I hate it Embrace the sweaty sweater, let it grow free and prosper
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:29 |
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Zzulu posted:I'm hairy as gently caress and I hate it Have you got the nose hair yet? Because that's the real pisser.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:29 |
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Holy hell that woman is insane. You don't have to be a NP to understand that some people don't have facial/body hair, like that poo poo is extremely common knowledge. The boob job comparison is pretty spot on with the added bonus of testosterone shots can have plenty of other side effects. It would be insane for a man to suggest his wife have to get a boob job to save their marriage and this is just as insane. Maybe the counselor was only seeing his side because her's is just wrong? Having a baby isn't changing her body for him, wtf? There's so much crazy packed in that story. Body hair loving blows anyways, I can grow a decent beard but my chest hair is spotty and dumb so I shave it and I have like 7 back hairs that I plan to laser the poo poo out of at some point.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:46 |
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I feel sorry for goons who aren't either smooth as baby seals or covered in a thick tangle of luscious body hair. What does it feel like to half-rear end your own body? Shameful. That's how it should feel.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:50 |
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Zzulu posted:I'm hairy as gently caress and I hate it I know a soon-to-be-single mom who might like you. She’s a nurse practitioner so I’m sure she’s really smart and has her head screwed on straight.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:50 |
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Ouhei posted:Body hair loving blows anyways, I can grow a decent beard but my chest hair is spotty and dumb so I shave it and I have like 7 back hairs that I plan to laser the poo poo out of at some point. sounds like the words of a dude jealous of other dude's body hair body hair is rad, lots of women love it. men too. Pvt.Scott posted:I feel sorry for goons who aren't either smooth as baby seals or covered in a thick tangle of luscious body hair. What does it feel like to half-rear end your own body? Shameful. That's how it should feel.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 14:54 |
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Darkhold posted:I guess that's the female equivalent of 'Surprise I got you a boob job for your birthday present.' Nurses are suuuuuper mental. Doctors are sociopaths. Don't get sick.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 15:02 |
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Zzulu posted:I'm hairy as gently caress and I hate it Should ask Reddit dude for his wife's contact info, she can have the hairy man beast she's always read about in her Harlequin novels
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 15:02 |
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Mirthless posted:sounds like the words of a dude jealous of other dude's body hair Nah, I would be fine with the chest hair if it was more consistent, but back hair is gross either way.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 15:06 |
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Ouhei posted:Nah, I would be fine with the chest hair if it was more consistent, but back hair is gross either way. If you have enough back hair to nest in, it's not a bug, it's a feature.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 15:09 |
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Pro tip: pretty sure it's 0% about the body hair and 100% projection of some other completely unrelated issue.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 15:13 |
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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Pro tip: pretty sure it's 0% about the body hair and 100% projection of some other completely unrelated issue. She doesn't think he's "man enough" and is absolutely poo poo about expressing what that means.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 15:15 |
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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Pro tip: pretty sure it's 0% about the body hair and 100% projection of some other completely unrelated issue. The unrelated issue being a serious mental dysfunction.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 15:18 |
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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Pro tip: pretty sure it's 0% about the body hair and 100% projection of some other completely unrelated issue. She's having a super lazy mid-life crisis, and is making up reasons to end the relationship that are so nebulous and weird as to be ultimately unassailable.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 15:19 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I feel sorry for goons who aren't either smooth as baby seals or covered in a thick tangle of luscious body hair. What does it feel like to half-rear end your own body? Shameful. That's how it should feel. Can confirm Also 30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Pro tip: pretty sure it's 0% about the body hair and 100% projection of some other completely unrelated issue. Kinda surprised it took this long to call it.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 15:26 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 05:36 |
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I can't decide who's dumber, the lady who's about to blow up her marriage over body hair or the girl who's considering staying with her scumbag threesome-pushing boyfriend of 1 month Good poo poo this morning
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 15:31 |