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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

thatguy posted:

Also, did you still want me to fix anime Chris?
haven't heard back yet. I'm also leaving tomorrow on vacation for a spell

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alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Mr.Tophat posted:

Can anyone recommend me a podcast or stand up comedy I can listen to while refactoring my home? I need to listen to something to get poo poo done and I'm running out of material.

Norm Macdonald Live is the most raucous, hilariously shambolic podcast around. great stuff

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Sawbones is an excellent podcast.

Rugganovich
Apr 29, 2017

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Ive seen rivets with what look like screw heads on the surface, but thats just due to the particular rivet and method of installing it, right? Its obviously not an actual screw rivet.

A true rivet is

quote:

A type of permanent mechanical fastener, a rivet is any of multiple types of metal pins, used to hold together two plates of metal or other material. Upon installation, the headless end of a rivet is beaten out or pressed down to keep the fastener in place.
and are used in ship/aircraft any heavy duty construction etc
A screw rivet is just a decorative nut and bolt, like this,
So in conclusion I would like to say that that furniture site is sprouting BS as no aircraft would use a 'screw rivet'.

Rugganovich fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Sep 21, 2017

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Mr.Tophat posted:

Can anyone recommend me a podcast or stand up comedy I can listen to while refactoring my home? I need to listen to something to get poo poo done and I'm running out of material.

My Brother, My Brother and Me

Gort posted:

Sawbones is an excellent podcast.

Oh hey, I didn't even see this when I posted. They're made by some of the same people.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

TheAgent posted:

haven't heard back yet. I'm also leaving tomorrow on vacation for a spell
What does vacation consist of for a man who seemingly gets drunk as a job?

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Rugganovich posted:

A true rivet is
and are used in ship/aircraft any heavy duty construction etc
A screw rivet is just a decorative nut and bolt, like this,
So in conclusion I would like to say that that furniture site is sprouting BS as no aircraft would use a 'screw rivet'.

How do you beat down or press the headless end of a rivet

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Mr.Tophat posted:

Can anyone recommend me a podcast or stand up comedy I can listen to while refactoring my home? I need to listen to something to get poo poo done and I'm running out of material.

Hardcore History is interesting and there are hours and hours of it.

I think the guy done like a 24 hour special on Isreal/Palestine history.

Heaps of other historical topics.

If you are interested in history (I'm not overly but is good brain food on long car trips) it's worth checking out.


Also, if you want comedy, have you heard of a little show call Around the Verse? Heaps of episodes, fun as satire, great acting - one women acts as an actress that can't act and you would honestly believe that she could not act.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





alf_pogs posted:

Norm Macdonald Live is the most raucous, hilariously shambolic podcast around. great stuff

Oh yeah. Agree with this. He's amazing.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

thatguy posted:

What does vacation consist of for a man who seemingly gets drunk as a job?

I've heard two seltzers in water but personally I find that straight water and some lemonade + laying down is better

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Phi230 posted:

How do you beat down or press the headless end of a rivet

With violence.

Also, for aircraft, make sure you pre-drill the rivet holes rather than use punch rivets, or things may end poorly.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

thatguy posted:

What does vacation consist of for a man who seemingly gets drunk as a job?

His liver is going on vacation.

runsamok
Jan 12, 2011

Lladre posted:

How much is a rear admiral in for?

And they are still doing the "It's not 007, we have an extra 0 in front of it. Original Idea do not steal"

Nah, that's his backer number, displayed horribly.

Source: My own horrible, but metal, citizen card.

ModernSociety
Jul 12, 2017

peter gabriel posted:

Ooohhh just got confirmation I got the house I was after buying!

Yeah but how many jpgs did you get with it? :smuggo:



Mr.Tophat posted:

Can anyone recommend me a podcast or stand up comedy I can listen to while refactoring my home? I need to listen to something to get poo poo done and I'm running out of material.

http://www.mydadwroteaporno.com

I have a feeling this is one of those 'everyone had heard this but me' moments, but if you haven't heard come across it, My Dad Wrote A Porno is pretty funny, if you enjoy terrible writing and the total dissection and ridicule of said work of fiction, then it's worth a listen.

(Site is totally SFW btw)


E: rss feed.
https://rss.acast.com/mydadwroteaporno

ModernSociety fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Sep 21, 2017

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Beet Wagon posted:

Is it considered gauche to make two "user was banned for this post" jokes in a 24 hour period?

Mad with power

Beet beats them off twice

Hard to soft

Rugganovich
Apr 29, 2017

Toops posted:

The thing that haunts me: how did :pgabz: know the secret ingredient was bears?

I wonder what Sandi's comedy animal is?


Really? You had to ask?

A Tasmanian Devil of course.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

I think Gamescom was gauche.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

alf_pogs posted:

Norm Macdonald Live is the most raucous, hilariously shambolic podcast around. great stuff

Sweet, thank you, I'll add that to my list.


Excellent, this will be the next one I listen to. First heard of these guys through Touch the Skyrim and Car Boys, so this should be an absolute treat.

Kosumo posted:

Hardcore History is interesting and there are hours and hours of it.

...

Also, if you want comedy, have you heard of a little show call Around the Verse? Heaps of episodes, fun as satire, great acting - one women acts as an actress that can't act and you would honestly believe that she could not act.

I completely forgot about Hardcore History, thank you. I'll absolutely give this a listen.

And my doctor has told me not to watch Around the Verse. Something to do with blood pressure, cash vampires and not being qualified to comment upon it due to something to do with not understanding developing gamete.

45 minutes into listening to Joe Rogan talk to Louis Theroux. Louis is running circles around the guy, and Joe seems like a bit predictable and populist in his comments. Entertaining enough to listen to Louis talk, but Joe Rogan doesn't appeal to me too much. I'm sure his perspective on sport is good, but that's not my bag. Gunna finish it though...after I finish having a little break from cleaning to sip some lemon and ginger tea.

Edit:

ModernSociety posted:

http://www.mydadwroteaporno.com

I have a feeling this is one of those 'everyone had heard this but me' moments, but if you haven't heard come across it, My Dad Wrote A Porno is pretty funny, if you enjoy terrible writing and the total dissection and ridicule of said work of fiction, then it's worth a listen.

Gunna put this on the backburner, but thank you. I think I'll enjoy it immensely, but I'll have to be in the right mindset to do so.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Mr.Tophat posted:

Can anyone recommend me a podcast or stand up comedy I can listen to while refactoring my home? I need to listen to something to get poo poo done and I'm running out of material.

http://www.subgenius.com/ts/hos.html

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Is my thetan safe if I explore this?

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

TheAgent posted:

haven't heard back yet. I'm also leaving tomorrow on vacation for a spell

Yeah better to go on a two weeks vacation than throwing money to finish your game. Stop emulating Croberts.

Rugganovich
Apr 29, 2017

Phi230 posted:

How do you beat down or press the headless end of a rivet

The art of riveting, takes two to tango.
One poor bugger to brace the round head of the rivet and another on the other side to beat the poo poo out of it with a hammer or a pneumatic hammer


Or in the usual home/light use, using a blind/pop rivet and a rivet gun

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Mr.Tophat posted:

Is my thetan safe if I explore this?

Depends on how pink you are.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Wise Learned Man posted:

Depends on how pink you are.

Quelle? Demandez-vous si je suis communiste?

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard






Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
I have not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the mile high club, evocoti, avocado, or reddit, nor do I sympathise with any of these groups as I understand it.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

Mr.Tophat posted:

Can anyone recommend me a podcast or stand up comedy I can listen to while refactoring my home? I need to listen to something to get poo poo done and I'm running out of material.

Haven't listened in years but Those drat Ross Kids was funny for amateur Goons.

RSS: http://feeds.duckfeed.tv/tdrk

Episode list posted:

132. Skeletons Are a Legitimate Threat
:eyepop:

Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

Now you're speaking my language.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Danknificent posted:

Now you're speaking my language.

Danger-prone Roberts did it again.

Nanako the Narc
Sep 6, 2011


Derek is so insignificant, I have dedicated two paragraphs to him about how insignificant he is in a forum named after him :smug:.

That picture is pretty great though.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Latin Pheonix posted:

Derek is so insignificant, I have dedicated two paragraphs to him about how insignificant he is in a forum named after him :smug:.

That picture is pretty great though.

Next stop on your wild sleigh ride down the dark path is becoming enamored with his dick, and making sure every post or unrelated conversation mentions it somehow.

"I think I'm going to invest in the stock market today."

"Ah yes, stocks can have a great return on investment. Especially if you invest early, you may retire as a millionaire..." at this moment, sanity breaks, "Like Derek Smarts honking dick pisses me off sometimes so do these investment options!"

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Mr.Tophat posted:

Excellent, this will be the next one I listen to. First heard of these guys through Touch the Skyrim and Car Boys, so this should be an absolute treat.

If you end up liking it they also filmed a six episode tv show under the same name that's free on VRV.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejh_Dt3z46Q

best lethality cosplay

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Regrettable posted:

If you end up liking it they also filmed a six episode tv show under the same name that's free on VRV.

Neat! Quoting you so I can look back on it and look it up.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Nanako the Narc
Sep 6, 2011

The Titanic posted:

Next stop on your wild sleigh ride down the dark path is becoming enamored with his dick, and making sure every post or unrelated conversation mentions it somehow.

"I think I'm going to invest in the stock market today."

"Ah yes, stocks can have a great return on investment. Especially if you invest early, you may retire as a millionaire..." at this moment, sanity breaks, "Like Derek Smarts honking dick pisses me off sometimes so do these investment options!"

I eagerly anticipate him hitting rock bottom; just madly gibbering to himself "Derek Smart's goddamn penis, loving goons trying to spread fud, they'll all pay" as he stares at his screen, having isolated himself from all his friends and family.

Oh they abandoned him when he started to rant and rave about some random guy's genitals. But once Star Citizen comes out, they'll see. They'll all see!

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Cymelion is one dense mother fucker lol

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

peter gabriel posted:

Cymelion is one dense mother fucker lol

Yeah.

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