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DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Thundarr posted:

Easy: roulettes are basically you recalling a past adventure, and you had such a lovely time in Totorak that you think about it a lot (as you grumble to your fellow adventurers over a beer).

drat, already beaten to this answer but I had the same thought. You're just reminiscing, and Toto-Rak was so bad you just use it as a go-to story a lot of the time. Same for Aurum Vale.

ImpAtom posted:

Why do you think they were collecting all that poo?

It is what it is.

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Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

Velthice posted:

I'm just glad there's an argument that I'm not a part of for once. In important fashion news, I broke down and figured out reshade today. It's pretty good. Also thank goodness for presets because I am way too dumb to even understand half the options in it.



piss vale makes a magnificent backdrop for a photo shoot

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/FF_XIV_EN/status/911320963689545728

Solo Wing Pixy
Aug 5, 2008

It's an amanojaku!
And it hates you so much!

Literally one minute after that was posted:

https://twitter.com/nator316/status/911321357434212352

Never change, FF XIV players.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

For the first time ever, you can finally see every single dot on a 24-man boss.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Let's not stop there! I want minions in dungeons in 4.2!

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
To be fair, the butts in this game are critically bad. YoshiP needs to hire Yoko Taro as his second in command. Taro would never stand for this.

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
My highlady's butt is so non-existent that it's almost concave.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Come on

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

What percentage of the FFXIV playerbase wants to gently caress their avatars?

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Solo Wing Pixy posted:

Literally one minute after that was posted:

https://twitter.com/nator316/status/911321357434212352

Never change, FF XIV players.

Butts for everyone I say, especially roegadude and highlandbros

EponymousMrYar
Jan 4, 2015

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy.
Every time butts comes up I am reminded of the Speaker's Network remnants of a realm that showed that no, butts were always small the only thing that actually changed was the addition of boob physics.

Oh and goobbue butts.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

EponymousMrYar posted:

Every time butts comes up I am reminded of the Speaker's Network remnants of a realm that showed that no, butts were always small the only thing that actually changed was the addition of boob physics.

Oh and goobbue butts.

That video showed butts were indeed shaved off the tiniest bit. That's a good series.

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004
Just give everyone shapely butts. Even the dudes. Especially the dudes.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


quote:

That's right! You'll now be able to summon minions and chocobos at the same time!

:aaa:

The Yo'kai grind is about to get a lot easier.

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Skaw posted:

Just give everyone shapely butts. Even the dudes. Especially the dudes.

I am all for equal distribution of rear end.

orcane
Jun 13, 2012

Fun Shoe

DizzyBum posted:

:aaa:

The Yo'kai grind is about to get a lot easier.

For all of about two weeks!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


orcane posted:

For all of about two weeks!

Hey, that's better than no weeks. :colbert:

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Mordiceius posted:

To be fair, the butts in this game are critically bad. YoshiP needs to hire Yoko Taro as his second in command. Taro would never stand for this.

It could happen.

https://twitter.com/yokotaro/status/910714223793135618

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

Jay Rust posted:

What percentage of the FFXIV playerbase wants to gently caress their avatars?

I have p bad dysphoria so I try to make my avatar attractive to compensate, h t h.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Jay Rust posted:

What percentage of the FFXIV playerbase wants to gently caress their avatars?

97%

But it's really only that high because it doesn't have unfuckable avatars like WoW does such as Pandaren.

Oh wait. Furries.

Reiterpallasch
Nov 3, 2010



Fun Shoe
can we go back to breadchat

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
goons are bad, so no.

EponymousMrYar
Jan 4, 2015

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy.

Reiterpallasch posted:

can we go back to breadchat

you need something that speaks louder than words to get back to breadchat.

Post your hot pics of bread-based FFXIV moments, such as Haurchefant taking the Sub of Light to protect your cholesterol or Urianger moonlighting as a Jimmy Jons deliveryman.

Heck, Arby's probably has something FFXIV related.

Although this is more sandwiches than just bread. I'm hungry.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Reiterpallasch posted:

can we go back to breadchat

Probably only lead to speculation about bread-loving.

Velthice
Dec 12, 2010

Lipstick Apathy
when I found out that gpose will remember food eating animations the first thing I did was buy some hot chocolate off the mb so I could take a picture at haurchefant's grave, but then my character drank it out of a loving waterskin, so I just went home instead. That's my ffxiv food story, thanks for listening

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

EponymousMrYar posted:

Haurchefant taking the Sub of Light

:q:

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Velthice posted:

when I found out that gpose will remember food eating animations the first thing I did was buy some hot chocolate off the mb so I could take a picture at haurchefant's grave, but then my character drank it out of a loving waterskin, so I just went home instead. That's my ffxiv food story, thanks for listening

I would love more specific food and drink animations

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Don't toy with my heart.

Solo Wing Pixy
Aug 5, 2008

It's an amanojaku!
And it hates you so much!
Urianger would make a good jimmy john's delivery guy, with his penchant for popping up at random in the most unlikely places.

Also I'm glad I'm not the only person who brought hot chocolate to Haurchefant. :unsmith:

Velthice
Dec 12, 2010

Lipstick Apathy

Solo Wing Pixy posted:

Urianger would make a good jimmy john's delivery guy, with his penchant for popping up at random in the most unlikely places.

Also I'm glad I'm not the only person who brought hot chocolate to Haurchefant. :unsmith:

:unsmith::hf::unsmith:

Azubah
Jun 5, 2007

Urianger needs to not wear that drat hat all the time.

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



I happened to recall, whilst I was meditating upon your imminent journey in my sandwich kitchen, an ancient prophecy that may, given time and the grace of the light of hydalen, serve as an omen that affecteth your path, imperative as it is.

What, no tip?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Azubah posted:

Urianger needs to not wear that drat hat all the time.

We already saw what happened when he didn't.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I want smoking emotes like in LotRO.

Velthice
Dec 12, 2010

Lipstick Apathy

ImpAtom posted:

We already saw what happened when he didn't.

uh, yea he was fabulous

SwissArmyDruid
Feb 14, 2014

by sebmojo

Skaw posted:

Just give everyone shapely butts. Even the dudes. Especially the dudes.

Flat butts are not pretty on dudes. Squats ain't just for the ladies!

Malthuras
Feb 23, 2012

Go away

SwissArmyDruid posted:

Flat butts are not pretty on dudes. Squats ain't just for the ladies!

What about big butts? Because I'm cursed with one.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007



So I just found /gpose

It's kind of neat but I wish I could use abilities/emotes from the actual menu. Also it'd be nice to adjust the focus of the camera

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SwissArmyDruid
Feb 14, 2014

by sebmojo

Malthuras posted:

What about big butts? Because I'm cursed with one.

Statement still stands! More squats!

Do you, or do you not want people of your preferred gender to be able to swat and/or grab your butt and be impressed by what feedback they find there?

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