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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


What the hell, that song was on the radio like half an hour ago and has been stuck in my head ever since. :tinfoil:

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Twistershift
Feb 7, 2007

Mister Kingdom posted:

This drat song.

Great, that will be stuck in my head half the day.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Twistershift posted:

Great, that will be stuck in my head half the day.

Everybody talk about...POP MUZIK!

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

https://i.imgur.com/hX8tyzo.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/MBW5DKO.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Wasn't that errant floater made of gold?

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!

MausoleumExtremist posted:

Wasn't that errant floater made of gold?

Yep and the stupid sod put a bare hand into the tank full in order to pull the tungsten block holding the flusher down.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Kerbtree posted:

Yep and the stupid sod put a bare hand into the tank full in order to pull the tungsten block holding the flusher down.

You can handle mercury barehanded just fine so long as you don't have any cuts or anything. I mean, I'm not going to stick my hand in a toilet bowl of mercury anytime soon, but you can if you really want to.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

You can handle mercury barehanded just fine so long as you don't have any cuts or anything. I mean, I'm not going to stick my hand in a toilet bowl of mercury anytime soon, but you can if you really want to.

I think the real danger is inhaling any of the vapor. Elemental mercury is fairly safe to handle.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


*panting* gloves adequate....vapor....respirator.... niosh certified.... *passes out*

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



I've found a new favorite Twitter account to follow: Swear Trek

https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/911306380937764864
https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/911003994545426432
https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/910581603579174912
https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/910159815976112128
https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/909494445170667520

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



https://i.imgur.com/7YZzmeK.mp4

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

The Last Guardian 2 is looking good.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

cohsae posted:

The Last Guardian 2 is looking good.

That's a hosed title if I ever heard one.

E:
The Last Guardian 2: Another One.
The Last Guardian 2: Recount.
The Last Guardian 2: Whoops.
The Other Last Guardian
The Last Guardian, uh, 2?: poo poo.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Somfin posted:

That's a hosed title if I ever heard one.

E:
The Last Guardian 2: Another One.
The Last Guardian 2: Recount.
The Last Guardian 2: Whoops.
The Other Last Guardian
The Last Guardian, uh, 2?: poo poo.

Final Fantasy XV.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


The Never Ending Story 2



no wait

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bad Munki posted:

The Never Ending Story 2



no wait

Thank you for reminding me that exists and that I've seen it. Once

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

http://www.mindandspirit.com/

:smith:

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Can only hope that stupid coont is burning in hell.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Do magic wands often play a role in tarot reading?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Karate Bastard posted:

Do magic wands often play a role in tarot reading?

Only when it makes idiots pay you more.

I mean come on. Who pays for a tarot reading that isn't already a complete retard.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Me I require at least a few pounds of amethyst crystal to be present for my readings, fully charged from a moonlit stream, to protect me from the results of the reading. So far this method has been a blazing series of successes as none of the poo poo predicted has yet befallen me.

In other news fecking heck!

https://i.imgur.com/6nvUaUK.mp4

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
https://i.imgur.com/6Gw63Ni.gifv

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Really now. You're supposed to be a carpenter? Yeah no pack up your stuff scrublord.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

veedubfreak posted:

Can only hope that stupid coont is burning in hell.

miss cleo owns

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012




You hosed up Jesus

Comedy option

You hosed up, Jesus

whodatwhere
Aug 24, 2013

Sappo569 posted:



You hosed up Jesus

Comedy option

You hosed up, Jesus

Sloppy work...You're supposed to secure the Jesus to the cross first.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




Yo this is how you get eaten by the escalator, jamming that in there will cause the floor to open and expose the turning gears.

Dude got luuuuucky

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Imagine having to tell somebody you got fired acting as a megachurch jesus.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Sappo569 posted:



You hosed up Jesus

Comedy option

You hosed up, Jesus

lol at not using broadhead nails, this is what you get.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Karate Bastard posted:

Me I require at least a few pounds of amethyst crystal to be present for my readings, fully charged from a moonlit stream, to protect me from the results of the reading. So far this method has been a blazing series of successes as none of the poo poo predicted has yet befallen me.

In other news fecking heck!

https://i.imgur.com/6nvUaUK.mp4

That's a fantastic way to break a neck. When I was in high school a kid did that and had to spend his entire senior year wearing a head cage.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/z1CR0uz.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah you needn't be wearing them all as necklaces obv.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


Would a belly flop be lethal, at that height?

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Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

He's five or six stories up? So about 60 or 70 feet? I don't think It'd kill you, but you'd probably need a trip to the hospital to make sure all your organs were still intact.

I'd also be super worried about whether the pool was deep enough to break the fall.

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