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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
WHEEL

E: Aw poo poo what a terrible snipe. I wheelie trucked that one up.

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DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
Yeah that was so low :effort: that I'm going bald because of it.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

It has not been a goodyear for the OSHA tread.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
These tire puns are DRIVING me crazy

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED
You folks better tread lightly

Nerobro
Nov 4, 2005

Rider now with 100% more titanium!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Continental.

Somehow we're drifting again, just really slowly. Time to stop beating this dead carcass.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
These jokes have hit a bit of a skid, they're all retreads now

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

You're all too slick for me. I can't handle the pressure.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Man, you guys sure are belting these out all over the place.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Can we get some new osha content please? I'm tired of all these puns

Greatest Living Man
Jul 22, 2005

ask President Obama

b-minus1 posted:

Can we get some new osha content please? I'm tired of all these puns

Shut it you balding low T gently caress. We're having fun over here

The_end
May 17, 2014

Greatest Living Man posted:

Shut it you balding low T gently caress. We're having fun over here

I cant wait to get my third ball put in.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

b-minus1 posted:

Can we get some new osha content please? I'm tired of all these puns



e:

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Uh, that's a test dummy, right?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

this is actually a michelin starred restaurant

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Only registered members can see post attachments!

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011


I'm the bouncing head

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Pander posted:

Uh, that's a test dummy, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9p0jLMssSk

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
You are all incorrigible punsters, and I will not incorrige you.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Steering back towards OSHA chat, this happened



Don't stand on top of post-tension cables when they're being messed with unless you've perfected the art of the millisecond dodge

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Lord, if only my liability investigations had this level of evidence.

poo poo.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Pander posted:

Uh, that's a test dummy, right?

He's fine, his shoes didn't come off so it can't have been that bad.

(yes it's a dummy)

Moto42
Jul 14, 2006

:dukedog:
I love how the head just falls almost straight down.

Cichlidae
Aug 12, 2005

ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT


Dr. Infant, MD

Nerses IV posted:

Steering back towards OSHA chat, this happened



Don't stand on top of post-tension cables when they're being messed with unless you've perfected the art of the millisecond dodge

Christ, how did that happen? Did they accidentally let go of the cables as they were being tensioned?

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cichlidae posted:

Christ, how did that happen? Did they accidentally let go of the cables as they were being tensioned?

They're held in place at both ends by little metal wedges, that one was already tensioned and they were cutting off the 'tail' sticking out the side of the slab. Except the cutter had dull blades, so rather than cutting the cable it basically tore it, loving the wedge up and releasing the cable. In conclusion, blammo

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Once again proving a dull blade is the most dangerous thing you can own.

Kurvi Tasch
Oct 13, 2012

Thats von Derp for you!
Stealing this from the gif thread:


:stonk:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Kurvi Tasch posted:

Stealing this from the gif thread:


:stonk:

Here's the video that gif comes from. Dude decides to make an instructional video about power tool kickbacks by recreating some of his previous incidents 'safely'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7sRrC2Jpp4

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Kurvi Tasch posted:

Stealing this from the gif thread:


:stonk:
Riving knife is there for a reason, ya loving dullard

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/4DXg4Aj.mp4

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist


Ah, the famous Prince Rupert's Hop.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Enourmo posted:

Ah, the famous Prince Rupert's Hop.

:golfclap:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Enourmo posted:

Ah, the famous Prince Rupert's Hop.
:frogout:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

if you guys were trying to ruin the thread then i guess michelin accomplished

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Filming the original Mad Max. Looks safe!

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo
https://i.imgur.com/zl7JNof.mp4


Memento posted:



Filming the original Mad Max. Looks safe!

Looks fine to me!



Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
So this is the origin of the saying 'to kick the bucket.'

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Enourmo posted:

Ah, the famous Prince Rupert's Hop.

Bravo.

For those that don't get it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Rupert%27s_Drop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe-f4gokRBs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6NUNroyUys

GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Sep 27, 2017

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


The upper bound on the weight of that bucket is 215 lbs and that's assuming it contains a solid block of magnetite. Not even gonna start on the condition of the rope.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

shame on an IGA posted:

The upper bound on the weight of that bucket is 215 lbs and that's assuming it contains a solid block of magnetite. Not even gonna start on the condition of the rope.

Rookies.

Everyone knows you need at least 400 lb for a secure anchor.

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