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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


do u know jenny posted:

Bannon also appeared at the event, along with Robertson, Fox News host Sean Hannity and the British politician Nigel Farage. Bannon attacked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and other Republican establishment leaders, whom he called “the most corrupt and incompetent group of individuals in this country.”

“Your day of reckoning is coming,” he promised.

Wow, a Swamp can talk. Amazing these times we live in!

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

are Donny and the Re-Res going to try and make nigel farage a senator? why's he hanging around so much?

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007

I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice

Catastrophe posted:

I want John Kelly to stand up at the table and scream "EVERYONE knows that Puerto Rico is an island and that the Atlantic Ocean is large you dumb retarded retard! Everyone!"

Some US Americans don't have maps.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

are Donny and the Re-Res going to try and make nigel farage a senator? why's he hanging around so much?
He won't go back to the UK

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/912750397386903553

Trump approves

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

No loving way

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Lol, the president of the United States, Donald Jay Trump, has been too busy retweeting dank memes to communicate any information about donating to hurricane/earthquake relief, and that's after like 3 hurricanes and 2 or 3 massive earthquakes.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

"If it wasn't racist, I'd call black people monkeys"

BUT IT IS, you muppet! Don't say these things!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:lol:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/912758730596474885

That's the stuff

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

I'm not saying Tammy Duckworth isn't a hot piece of rear end, because that would be wrong, but take a look. She's got quads up to her rear end

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

That's the same piece of poo poo that was angry about this:

https://twitter.com/RepMarkWalker/status/864223017135689728

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
We seem to becoming overwhelmed with Lols today. Wash over me.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

Brian Pannebecker, an auto worker and anti-union activist from Harrison Township, is a go-to source for reporters seeking comment from Trump backers in Michigan, and he helped organize a controversial campaign rally where auto companies paid workers to attend.

LITERALLY WHAT EVERY MAGA CHUD ACCUSES GEORGE SOROS OF

EXCEPT THIS TIME IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

haljordan posted:

LITERALLY WHAT EVERY MAGA CHUD ACCUSES GEORGE SOROS OF

EXCEPT THIS TIME IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE

Joe the Plumber is another anti-union retard that works in the auto worker's union

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Thank God for my drinking problem.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

haljordan posted:

Thank God for my drinking problem.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

ahahahhahahaa

this little pissbitch has been crying about the UAW safety bosses writing him up for safety violations while he actively tries to advocate the removal of minimum wage/overtime laws for some loving reason, and this comes out

so loving perfect!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Oscar Wild posted:

I'm not saying Tammy Duckworth isn't a hot piece of rear end, because that would be wrong, but take a look. She's got quads up to her rear end

When asked to clarify his comments, the US State Representative said,"I'm not saying that if put such a hurting on that rear end that shed be begging to be back in Iraq, because that would be inappropriate, but I mean, eye candy."

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/912745506815844352

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

"look the only reason I'm NOT saying that poor people deserve to die and should be cooked up into a hefty portion or pulled long-pork is because people are against cannibalism for some stupid reason"

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

do u know jenny posted:

That's the same piece of poo poo that was angry about this:

https://twitter.com/RepMarkWalker/status/864223017135689728




Today is an impressive amount of lols.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Irradiation posted:

Today is an impressive amount of lols.

I mean
* Jared mob meeting
* BIG BIG OCEAN
* Failed GOP healthplan

seriously stop!

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Oh my balls

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Triggered much, lib? :smuggo: I wasted my money for no reason because I'm a fragile babyman. :smuggo: Get owned.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Frank “TV’s Frank” Conniff dunks on Trump daily, but this is prime lol material:

https://twitter.com/frankconniff/status/912767386713018368

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

haljordan posted:

LITERALLY WHAT EVERY MAGA CHUD ACCUSES GEORGE SOROS OF

EXCEPT THIS TIME IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE

Hmmm, it's almost like... they accuse other people of the terrible things they do.

No. Sorry. I'm mistaken. That's #fake news.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Jesus loving Christ...

He's a retarded child.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
The LOL frequency is increasing. I thought maybe we'd hit peak LOL but I guess not!

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


You can reprint tickets.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Castor Poe posted:

Jesus loving Christ...

He's a retarded child.

Maybe you just don't realize how big the ocean is smart guy!

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Of course he didn't really lose the tickets. He can just sign in online and either print them out again, send them to an app on his phone, or sell them through StubHub or the NFL ticket exchange. It's an empty gesture.

e:f;b

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

I mean
* Jared mob meeting
* BIG BIG OCEAN
* Failed GOP healthplan

seriously stop!

Later tonight you can add Strange losing the election

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Scuse me. Gonna go write Colin Capernick on a piece of paper and burn it. That'll show 'em.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."




mono posted:

https://twitter.com/wretchedrefuse0/status/912742862319706112

https://twitter.com/MacFinn44/status/912745130779652098

Couple Russian oligarchs flew to Jersey while Donny Ju didn't have SS protection

Probably a big notherburger right

Waffle House posted:

In related news:








This was all in one loving page lmao

Bob NewSCART fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Sep 27, 2017

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

what can we do to get trumpers to burn their houses down in order to own libs?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Castor Poe posted:

Jesus loving Christ...

He's a retarded child.

And, again, he proves that he's mostly obsessed with size and also an ignorant moron who assumes everyone else is as stupid and uninformed as he is. Did you know the sun is large? It's 109X larger than the Earth. Many people are telling me that most people don't know that the sun is large.

And yes, he's a retarded child.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Catastrophe posted:

And, again, he proves that he's mostly obsessed with size and also an ignorant moron who assumes everyone else is as stupid and uninformed as he is. Did you know the sun is large? It's 109X larger than the Earth. Many people are telling me that most people don't know that the sun is large.

And yes, he's a retarded child.

It's a big ocean. *looks over at Kelly* it's a very big ocean and uh.. *starts to get flustered thinking about its bigly size*

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

mono posted:

https://twitter.com/wretchedrefuse0/status/912742862319706112

https://twitter.com/MacFinn44/status/912745130779652098

Couple Russian oligarchs flew to Jersey while Donny Ju didn't have SS protection

Probably a big notherburger right

what the heck donnie 2

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It's very clear Trump did not know where Puerto Rico was until probably 11:45 this morning

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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Madcosby posted:

It's very clear Trump did not know where Puerto Rico was until probably 11:45 this morning

Donny, world map spread before him, magnifying glass in hand. His advisors trying to lead him to Puerto Rico's location but he won't let anyone point it out directly because he wants to find it himself. He keeps getting lost looking at the ocean. It's just so big! How will he ever find tiny Puerto Rico in such a tremendous ocean?

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