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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





a fuckin supervillain

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i bet squizzle is secretly a hoosier

admit it!!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Agrajag posted:

the hell did u just say about my mom?

i said thanks

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

brugroffil posted:

what the gently caress why


how do they even have the power to do this?

like just get on a plane and go there

he is restricting use of military transportation, and i'm sure no civilian airlines are flying in and out right now

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
or poo poo, maybe it'll be a libertarian congressfuck that'll go out and say "let the free marketers price gouge you then you'll know where water REALLY needs to go!"

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

SKULL.GIF posted:

Why is Jared Kushner a woman now

oh that silly intern made a mistake again! oh gosh let me just fix that in a jiffy, teeeheee

desu~~~~~

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


brugroffil posted:

what the gently caress why


how do they even have the power to do this?

like just get on a plane and go there

It's apparently only military planes they can't hop on

So if you can charter a jet u can but hahaha gl

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Here's something house Democrats could actually do

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
reading the article reveals how he is doing pretty quickly

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


SKULL.GIF posted:

this story is exactly the sort of devastation we'll see with climate change

a whole LOT of people think Climate Change is still something that happens in the future, something in the murky mists of time

nope

it's happening right now. there's no magical big moment where everything gets hosed and the pits to Hell opens up like an Oblivion gate

it's just going to get worse and worse and there'll be less and less money (until we abolish money) to deal with it until the system is so strained and overstressed that it's impossible to respond to anymore disasters after that

it's literally happening right now. the end of human civilization. no more procrastination, it's happening right now, and it'll happen slow enough that people won't really realize it's happening until the USA or the EU goes "sorry guys, we can't help you, you're on your own" in like 2-3 years

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
JUST GO TO WHERE THE PLANES ARE

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Admiral Ray posted:

eh, some representatives or a senator visiting would help because then they'd be able to go to congress and say how hosed it is. sure, it's 100% obvious it's mega hosed, but the reality of things are that congress won't believe it until one of their own go.

Marco Rubio already visited

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

DrPossum posted:

can someone explain this "donald trump is president" joke to me?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

trump is lil bitch

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Nonsense posted:

donald trump hates non whites

i think he hates literally everyone

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



literally shaking right now

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

i bet squizzle is secretly a hoosier

admit it!!

worse
canadian

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lol at his nub of a pinky finger

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

trump is lil bitch

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


mister magpie posted:

he is restricting use of military transportation, and i'm sure no civilian airlines are flying in and out right now

they're rich af congresspeople, just hire a private jet

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

this is a real good one

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



ArmZ posted:

are we really white knighting a bunch of grandstanding politicians who are going to do nothing but get in the way and take away resources from relief efforts?

tbh i just want more ppl to tell trump to gently caress off. i kinow it's part of my daily ritual to tell my trump fathead to gently caress off

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

GobiasIndustries posted:

Marco Rubio already visited

we should have clapped

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the shipping industry would really like to continue making money, please understand

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Trump probably thinks Puerto Rico is Mexico and won't let anything through until they pay for the wall

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/swin24/status/913090564723216384

still so good

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


ArmZ posted:

are we really white knighting a bunch of grandstanding politicians who are going to do nothing but get in the way and take away resources from relief efforts?

bringing attention when everyone is ignoring it thanks to Depp Thoughts on NFL Playerrs Kneeling or Not bullshit seems like it could be good?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


InfrastructureWeek posted:

i think he hates literally everyone

a president I can cum for :hai:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Nonsense posted:

he can restrict their security detail most likely. I don't know if he can prevent any of the Dems from going if they really wanted to.

why would the President have any say over Congressional security

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

GobiasIndustries posted:

Marco Rubio already visited

Thankfully he really cares about getting aid to PR because if Puerto Ricans move to Florida in bulk his senate career is donezo

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

if someone brings up trump today irl im gonna call him a lil bitch n see what happens bro

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

brugroffil posted:

they're rich af congresspeople, just hire a private jet

umm weren't we jsut talking about how it's imnpossible for civilian aircraft to fly into puerto rico now?

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

holy poo poo

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


brugroffil posted:

they're rich af congresspeople, just hire a private jet

there's no power on PR right now, meaning no air traffic control

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Unperson_47 posted:

tbh i just want more ppl to tell trump to gently caress off. i kinow it's part of my daily ritual to tell my trump fathead to gently caress off

:thunk:

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Posting from the sushi restaurant, sushi was a good idea, AMA about my bento boxu (it is not pinku)

:hai:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Every local government in the union should start drafting secession plans right now

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Thankfully he really cares about getting aid to PR because if Puerto Ricans move to Florida in bulk his senate career is donezo

i guess based on how things work in FL and where they'd likely end up, around 100,000 Puerto Ricans of voting age probably flips the state senate

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Washington pols have to go to Puerto Rico

lol @ the idea they'd get in the way. They're all that stands between that island being hosed for 1 generation or 3.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

i bet squizzle is secretly a hoosier

admit it!!

*flop sweat*

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