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airline pilots armed with sleeping gas, transparent walls to prevent bad hombres from hitting your head with drugs, aircraft carriers powered by steam being turned off when "not in use", and daughter loving
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i was thinkin last night and it came to me that the republicans need 60 votes for this catastrophe in the senate so they're likely to change the rules in some way in desperation around september as their hopes of passing anything slowly come unraveling.
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gary cohn's last name is literally con
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triple sulk posted:i'm getting sick of trump
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zegermans posted:Max Blumenthal is almost Glen Greenwald level brokebrain, except he hasn't sent anyone to prison out of spite for proving him wrong about something Max's dad is the reason Donald Trump won, though.
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Phi230 posted:No it was a dude who looked like a 90s hipster transmetropolitan?
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in embarrassing button mix up, pilot is repeatedly brought glasses of cola during hijacking
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Lol whatever comes after trump is gonna be like the poor bastard who buys a house from a cat lady There's piss everywhere and every few days you run into some new damage that you didn't think was even possible
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Serf posted:gary cohn's last name is literally con j-kush's criminal enterprise is headquartered at 666 fifth avenue it's like there's very blatant warning signs built into the fabric of the universe that these people aren't to be trusted
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zegermans posted:Max Blumenthal is almost Glen Greenwald level brokebrain, except he hasn't sent anyone to prison out of spite for proving him wrong about something shut up zegermans
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I can't believe they still sell Chief Wahoo emblem poo poo even as a throwback design
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FAUXTON posted:Lol whatever comes after trump is gonna be like the poor bastard who buys a house from a cat lady nothing "comes after" the Escalator.
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safely sodomized posted:shut up zegermans you should stop probating galenanorth for posting cat and owl pics
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:50 Cent says Trump offered him $500,000 to join presidential campaign show some courtesy, Curtis 
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safely sodomized posted:shut up zegermans my apologies I was just pointing out that Glen Greenwald intentionally burned Reality Winner
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Nichael posted:nothing "comes after" the Escalator. end of pisstory
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gets me right here *thumps chest* right in the gall bladder stones
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Airlines having sleeping gas in their planes would work well until the airlines figure out that using the sleeping gas on everyone shortly after take off is cheaper than giving everyone snacks and drinks. Plus they would only need 1 flight attendant for all the sleeping people, so there's even more savings.
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TMMadman posted:Airlines having sleeping gas in their planes would work well until the airlines figure out that using the sleeping gas on everyone shortly after take off is cheaper than giving everyone snacks and drinks. Plus they would only need 1 flight attendant for all the sleeping people, so there's even more savings. bing. bing. bong. bong!
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jfc there's alot to digest here.
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Joementum posted:Max's dad is the reason Donald Trump won, though. good lord I didn't realize he was Sidney's kid. How have they not murdered each other
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Joementum posted:"Environmental protection is a total joke because these people do nothing. And I'll give you the example and it doesn't sound like much, but as a builder, I build, and I build beautiful places. And I have great success with these places. I go out, and you buy faucets today. No water comes out. Because they have it restricted. So what do you do? You leave the water running five times longer to wash your hands. The shower. You turn on the shower. There's no water. What is it? They have restricters in. You buy 'em with restricters. EPA. So what do you do? You stay in the shower for three times longer than you want to. There's no saving! And it's terrible. And people come over to our country and they say, 'What the hell's wrong with your showers? What's wrong with your water?'" ~ Donald Trump, at an event in New Hampshire in March, 2015. i gotta be honest tho, this totally speaks to people.
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Thatim posted:Why do people respond with to pisstape news with 'this won't impeach him!!' his approval goes up
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TMMadman posted:Airlines having sleeping gas in their planes would work well until the airlines figure out that using the sleeping gas on everyone shortly after take off is cheaper than giving everyone snacks and drinks. Plus they would only need 1 flight attendant for all the sleeping people, so there's even more savings. I would pay extra to fly under anesthesia. It's the closest thing to teleportation we have.
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Zas posted:i gotta be honest tho, this totally speaks to people. so do russian algorithms running twitter accounts
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why weren't the other toddlers armed
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...maybe if there was a good guy toddler with a gun this wouldn't have happened???
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hello, my name's Penny and I'll be your flight attendant today any passenger who desires may now come up to the commissary to examine my anesthesiologist board certification before we begin taxiing and, as a final reminder, if you have naturally red hair and it is not outwardly visible, please be sure to have engaged the Ginger Alert button on your arm rest's control panel thank you
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galenanorth posted:
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:50 Cent says Trump offered him $500,000 to join presidential campaign lol that you think you can get 50 cent for half a mil. Maybe you could get Young Thug with that kinda cash.
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Drunkboxer posted:where's your dick? prob some still some penile fragments lodged somewhere in his chest cavity~
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Brain Curry posted:I would pay extra to fly under anesthesia. It's the closest thing to teleportation we have. See. There would even be people who would pay extra to get gassed! It's win-win!
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lmao the jones act was only waived for 10 days
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i think two is actually a national record in the toddler category i am fully prepared to be wrong about this
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