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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

v.accurate

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

euphronius posted:

Naked YouTube links are never funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ0SRgh3X9Q

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I like the Cum Town version.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Filthy Hans posted:

Is this nothing but wishful thinking? I can't find a single source that says he was denutted and deassholed, as nice as the thought is.

No source is going to say that, it's not part of the public interest and they'd get litigated to death. Dude's groin is all kinds of hosed up though.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


pretty sure I would've gotten in a lot of trouble if I sat for the national anthem at high school football games

the low brass probably would've tripped

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


oh man I forgot about Fast and Furious: Yamato Drift

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


succ posted:

jobs are for sick fucks that get off on having their labor exploited

haha i cut out the middleman and just exploit myself and im stomping on my own face right now lol u lemmings suckers can't get on my level

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I love my job unironically, to the point where I worry if administration understood how much I enjoy what I do they'd find a way to pay me less.

What's it like, being a unicorn?

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory
i get at&t video bills ama

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Lawman 0 posted:

Everyone should kneel now

wow, telling me what to do

fascist

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lmfao this is going to be a lawsuit so fast.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

the future is going to be really silly.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lastgirl posted:

wow, telling me what to do

fascist

mods are fascist agreed

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Agrajag posted:

i hear ospreys are the premier delivery vehicle in situations like these

ospreys are the premier marine killing vehicle

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

TheWevel posted:

i get at&t video bills ama

what are they ?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Lmfao this is going to be a lawsuit so fast.

In a 5-4 decision, Thomas writing for the majority...........

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I almost forgot, last night I had a dream that I yelled at Jared Kushner before I drove off and shot some Murkwood Spider with a very shiny pistol.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Gringostar posted:

so.... grabbing them by the pussy?

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

this is illegal

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

TheWevel posted:

i get at&t video bills ama

Is it just the same video each time?
Wondering if I should cancel netflix and just watch these.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
actually thomas has a history of going rogue on cases like this so maybe not

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

yeah there's a cap of course, and it totally makes sense that they would want to use more of your bandwidth to send you a bill for your bandwidth.

Jokes on them though, I'm not at home :smugdon:

i really dont understand

what lip-service void is this supposed to fill

is a table with items on it and numbers next to it not sufficient? a big bold number on the bottom of a page not cutting it for some people?

how is this anything other than nakedly, ahem, 'late stage capitalism'

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


oh

I thought I was original

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

Lmfao this is going to be a lawsuit so fast.

Kids don't have rights.

You can still beat your kids as long as you don't beat them too much.

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)
If the school principal isn't suspending kids for not openly weeping every time they see an American flag he needs to be fired

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




brugroffil posted:

It would be a hell of a thing to have to deal with an ousted President who was imprisoned for literally committing treason by conspiring with a foreign government to throw an election but nevertheless still has his SC nominee on the Supreme Court for decades. I wonder how much pressure there'd be on Gorsuch to step down in this completely hypothetical scenario which will never come to pass because nothing has or will ever matter.

like i keep saying everyone involved will say that the senate confirmation process was,if conducted properly, the guard against unfitness for the bench

and he passed the confirmation

unless you can cast serious aspersions against a significant chunk of the senate gop at the same time as trump, your stuck w gorsuch

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



well there's ur problem

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

In a 5-4 decision, Thomas writing for the majority...........
There's so much precedent regarding whether you can force public school students to say the pledge and poo poo, I don't think there's a single way they could 5-4 this.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Kids don't have rights.

You can still beat your kids as long as you don't beat them too much.

you can also legally send them to concentration camps for being gay

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

gradenko_2000 posted:

ospreys are the premier marine killing vehicle

I wonder if the place I used to work ever managed to start building the force feedback motor for their flight sticks.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lawman 0 posted:

Everyone should kneel now

i spent four years prostrate to the higher mind
got my paper and I was free

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

FactsAreUseless posted:

Lmfao this is going to be a lawsuit so fast.

Which the student will lose. Students have really limited rights when it comes to school.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I love my job unironically, to the point where I worry if administration understood how much I enjoy what I do they'd find a way to pay me less.

degenerate

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
great work here. fantastic stuff.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
they're gonna put ads in the video bill that u have to watch before it'll show what ur bill is

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

There's so much precedent regarding whether you can force public school students to say the pledge and poo poo, I don't think there's a single way they could 5-4 this.

counterpoint: the supreme court is stacked with fascists who will do whatever they want

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

FactsAreUseless posted:

There's so much precedent regarding whether you can force public school students to say the pledge and poo poo, I don't think there's a single way they could 5-4 this.

yeah i know, i'm just injecting the c-spam into my veins and posting

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

FactsAreUseless posted:

There's so much precedent

my dear sweet summer child

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Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
lmbo America is such a shithole country, hope it explodes

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