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Barudak
May 7, 2007

She is actually a Jinx.

Top girl gonna need back surgery or breast reductionc, I feel bad god cursed her with those fun ballons on her frame.

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DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Barudak posted:

She is actually a Jinx.

Top girl gonna need back surgery or breast reductionc, I feel bad god cursed her with those fun ballons on her frame.

so a racist japanese caricature of a black person, sounds exactly right for incels then

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

An adult woman with A-cups will always be distinguishable from a little girl, guys.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider

timefly posted:

An adult woman with A-cups will always be distinguishable from a little girl, guys.

Didn't Australia ban porn depicting women with A cups for this very reason?

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

fruit on the bottom posted:

Didn't Australia ban porn depicting women with A cups for this very reason?

I think there was also something about their height, but yeah I recall hearing that.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

timefly posted:

An adult woman with A-cups will always be distinguishable from a little girl, guys.

There are people who genuinely think that women shaving their pubic hair turns men into pedophiles, people get really weird when they start politicising their sexual preferences with :biotruths:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Meh, I think body hair on anyone almost always looks worse than shaven (or at least trimmed, gently caress ingrown hairs)

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Guy Mann posted:

There are people who genuinely think that women shaving their pubic hair turns men into pedophiles, people get really weird when they start politicising their sexual preferences with :biotruths:

can you give a reason for why it's desirable to men for women to remove their secondary sexual characteristics that's not creepy tho

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

can you give a reason for why it's desirable to men for women to remove their secondary sexual characteristics that's not creepy tho

Because pubic hair is not dental floss

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

fruit on the bottom posted:

Didn't Australia ban porn depicting women with A cups for this very reason?

IIRC it was just one case where some Aussie was arrested because they found a bunch of films starring one young-looking chick, and his lawyer was able to have the case thrown out by basically googling her and showing the judge that, nope, she's actually 30+, but was just petite and flat-chested.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

fruit on the bottom posted:

Because pubic hair is not dental floss

groomed is not bald

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Fair

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

Shanghaied posted:

IIRC it was just one case where some Aussie was arrested because they found a bunch of films starring one young-looking chick, and his lawyer was able to have the case thrown out by basically googling her and showing the judge that, nope, she's actually 30+, but was just petite and flat-chested.

So the defence lawyer had to prove it _wasn't_ a child, not the other way around? That's actually really harsh.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

:hf:

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

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Shanghaied posted:



Lmao, just shave your head already.

uh oh I'm 2 on this chart :smithicide:

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

hyphz posted:

So the defence lawyer had to prove it _wasn't_ a child, not the other way around? That's actually really harsh.

taking some notes eh?

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

taking some notes eh?

What?

No, I was comparing it to the US, where they introduced the record keeping rules for porn precisely because prosecutors were having difficulty proving that pictures were actually of children.

Most legislation of that type has to toe a difficult line between making sure actual pedophiles don't get away with it, and letting innocent people not even be accused - because once someone is in the dock for child pornography they have already probably lost their job and all their friends, even if they are found innocent.

The idea that in Australia someone can be called into court on that charge, regarding a picture that isn't child porn, and asked to _prove_ it isn't, is very harsh.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Shanghaied posted:



Lmao, just shave your head already.

No Stacy wants a baldy.



Oh... wait.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Who the heck can play videogames while sitting on someone's erection? C'mon. Playing videogames is one thing these guys have to know.

"Oh, baby, you are so good at-"

"Shut the gently caress up and stop moving, I just missed a counter."

"Uh, babe, I'm starting to get a cramp."

"Tough. I'm just getting into it. I wanna see where this cave goes."

"Aren't you supposed to do what I say?"

"Fourth law trumps the lower laws on your list, honey-bun! Now settle your rear end down, this fight might take a while to figure out."

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Look if you dont like dicks rising out of a lush jungle like a secret missile base I just dont think sex or the classic tv series GI Joe is for you.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

So nobody can ever get higher than an 8? Not sure what the point of that is

9/10 or 10/10 as a man is only possible for vampires or elves.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Barudak posted:

Look if you dont like dicks rising out of a lush jungle like a secret missile base I just dont think sex or the classic tv series GI Joe is for you.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

if you can't game while balancing perfectly on a glans, you're not really gaming.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
i thought the incel was gonna play while she squirmed on his crotch, it seems more like what theyd want

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Say Nothing posted:

No Stacy wants a baldy.



Oh... wait.


This man had sex with his girlfriend in the street in broad daylight in front of a crowd of people and everybody clapped and cheered.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

i thought the incel was gonna play while she squirmed on his crotch, it seems more like what theyd want

Silly goon, incels never actually want sex

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Hahah that's a good one.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

can you give a reason for why it's desirable to men for women to remove their secondary sexual characteristics that's not creepy tho

Because it feels good and it looks good and practicing basic hygiene is a fundamental part of the social contract

You don't see people going "well, in nature adults would have all their teeth rot out of their head in their 20s so if you like straight white teeth you're actually a pedophile" or "You like short well-kept fingernails and toenails? You mean like on a child???" but dudes who are into body hair are up there with dudes who love eating pussy/rear end in terms of being obnoxious and performative about how open-minded and enlightened they are and how a sexual preference they had zero choice in having makes them better than everyone else.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Isn't screwed up teeth correlated with modern diets or am I just half remembering something? And I mean not just the mountains of sugar in everything part of modern diets.

HazCat
May 4, 2009

Guy Mann posted:

Because it feels good and it looks good and practicing basic hygiene is a fundamental part of the social contract

As long as you are cool with men being held to these exact same 'hygeine' standards, no one has an issue with this stuff most of the time.

Excepting crazy people who have made being hairy their hill to die on, which I do acknowledge exist.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Guy Mann posted:

Because it feels good and it looks good and practicing basic hygiene is a fundamental part of the social contract

You don't see people going "well, in nature adults would have all their teeth rot out of their head in their 20s so if you like straight white teeth you're actually a pedophile" or "You like short well-kept fingernails and toenails? You mean like on a child???" but dudes who are into body hair are up there with dudes who love eating pussy/rear end in terms of being obnoxious and performative about how open-minded and enlightened they are and how a sexual preference they had zero choice in having makes them better than everyone else.

If you don't want to eat pussy that's fine but don't call other men who do virtue signallers

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Guy Mann posted:

Because it feels good and it looks good and practicing basic hygiene is a fundamental part of the social contract
It's weird how that totally doesn't apply to men, and how it's not actually hygienic at all

https://www.self.com/story/6-reasons-your-gyno-wishes-youd-leave-your-pubic-hair-the-f-alone

quote:

...women are motivated to [remove pubic hair] because they believe it's more hygienic. "I don't know where this idea came from," Tami Rowen, M.D., an ob/gyn at UCSF Medical Center specializing in sexual health concerns and lead author of the study, tells SELF. But it's not true.
These aren't like crazy woods hippies, these are mainstream doctors pointing out how totally illogical that chain of thought is.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

HazCat posted:

As long as you are cool with men being held to these exact same 'hygeine' standards, no one has an issue with this stuff most of the time.

Excepting crazy people who have made being hairy their hill to die on, which I do acknowledge exist.

Dudes definitely need to take care of their poo poo too. Luckily I live in Florida where it being a muggy hellhole means trimming/shaving your junk and underarms is a necessity for survival so even the fragilest of masculinity is usually willing to do it to not have to spend all day brewing a stew of sweat and pubes in all their crevasses.

chumbler posted:

Isn't screwed up teeth correlated with modern diets or am I just half remembering something? And I mean not just the mountains of sugar in everything part of modern diets.

I was being slightly facetious, people have been cleaning their teeth for all of human history. Before we had toothbruses and toothpaste people used chewing sticks to clean their teeth.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i like that posted:

If you don't want to eat pussy that's fine but don't call other men who do virtue signallers

counterpoint, read any message a woman has ever received on a dating site

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
it's not more hygienic to shave or nair. I am all for trimming and grooming, for both genders. weird how the "shave it bald" trend followed right after heroin chic tho, the fashion movement based on photographing a 13 year old in sexualized ways 🤔

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

chumbler posted:

Isn't screwed up teeth correlated with modern diets or am I just half remembering something? And I mean not just the mountains of sugar in everything part of modern diets.

I recall reading that some African populations have negligible incidence of tooth decay because their diets are naturally low in sugar.

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Jul 20, 2017

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chumbler posted:

Isn't screwed up teeth correlated with modern diets or am I just half remembering something? And I mean not just the mountains of sugar in everything part of modern diets.

Yeah the typical modern American has much more access to foods that can mess with your teeth than the average hunter-gatherer, just by virtue of globalization, agriculture, etc. Sugar is a huge aspect. 'Cavepeople' tended to have surprisingly good teeth, but the downside was when they DID get cavities or had other tooth problems it was likely fairly debilitating.

EDIT: Like now you can just get a filling and try not to get another cavity, but back then I imagine you had to just pull the tooth and hopefully you've got something to dull pain for the surgery.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
OTOH dentures were far commoner for 60-somethings even a generation ago, certainly two generations ago. Your teeth aren't meant to last 90 years.

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