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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



hello, it's me, Bromentum

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mormonpartyboat posted:

i want to drive through the deserts of west texas listening to this valerie june album

neat that this mood 4 u is syllogistic w/ a gray pre-rainy mood 4 me

i did not precisely capture the meaning i meant to get across with that sentence but i think it got there regardless

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
*while punching my genitals until they resemble stomped grapes*

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUNP

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Does Big Bend count as West Texas?

Cause I really want to go there.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

lmebo

https://twitter.com/frozenblueber/status/913415047845642240

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

Lastgirl posted:

he doesn't stop tho

hes extremely online and extremely not mad

they're multiplying

https://twitter.com/RowettBrew/status/913535444079476736

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





brugroffil posted:

Does Big Bend count as West Texas?

Cause I really want to go there.

anywhere you want to go can be West Texas, metaphorically

let's all go to West Texas and write poetry

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Al! posted:

its friday motherfuckers



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT5YXJiw7iE

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

juche avocado posted:

neat that this mood 4 u is syllogistic w/ a gray pre-rainy mood 4 me

i did not precisely capture the meaning i meant to get across with that sentence but i think it got there regardless

i think they are both senses of erosion

the landscape and the weathering and the scars of the roads and the acne of telephone poles and windmills and the occasional rest stop, the wind keeping its eyes locked straight ahead, and the beauty with roots deep in the indifferent sand and granite

the storm clouds brooding and considering, setting humanity on edge and casting bones to tell the future, plans being torn down and rebuilt, all as the sun turns away and casts everything in shades of apathy and potential, beauty lying in all that could have happened, and the mists of what is happening now

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






im sorry does this imply someone thinks natty light or whatthefuckever should be consumed at the same time as some IPA

like the correct way to consume the hop bomb is with a... natty ice chaser??

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i do like that the centrist dads are exemplifying out of touch guys who are trying really hard to be cool on their own

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

juche avocado posted:

anywhere you want to go can be West Texas, metaphorically

let's all go to West Texas and write poetry

I didn't think that West, Texas existed after it got blow'd up

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Jack Del Huevos posted:

they're multiplying

fred christ :chloe:

powerful self own by choosing IPA as brew o choice

rat poison pilsner sounds more appealin

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


I wouldn't be asking for 15 an hour if all I did was draw dicks on walls and play grabass, private

Lol also bangin' your wife while you're on deployment is worth at least $40 an hour in the charity of it alone.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

this is basically the same as the man bun ken doll berniebro stuff

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





did you knpw that it's possible and even necessary to agree politically with and, dare i say it, even be within the same bloc as people i would refuse to hang out with

:eyepop:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

has triple sulk said trump today yet

the real question is have you said trump today :colbert:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Lastgirl posted:

fred christ :chloe:

powerful self own by choosing IPA as brew o choice

rat poison pilsner sounds more appealin

Like 10 years ago IPAs weren't bad, but now everyone is trying to out IPA each other with 6 different IPAs, they do suck now.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

walked into walgreens and i said , loud enough for the cashier to give a weird look

'welcome to walgreens'

s e s h

Serf
May 5, 2011


i dunno what an ipa is but if centrist dads like them i don't think i wanna

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-41445810/stirring-speech-to-us-air-force-cadets-over-racist-slurs

This owns so much.

"have a problem with people because you're a shitlord? :frogout:"

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

TotalHell posted:

hello, it's me, Bromentum

nice to meet you bromentum i'm a centrist dad
\

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Al! posted:

i do like that the centrist dads are exemplifying out of touch guys who are trying really hard to be cool on their own

cool centrist dad listens to vast collection of prog rock albums through quadrophonic speakers while miserable brocialist lefties put on Black Flag yet again

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Serf posted:

i dunno what an ipa is but if centrist dads like them i don't think i wanna

It's a beer that tastes a lot like gin

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mormonpartyboat posted:

i think they are both senses of erosion

the landscape and the weathering and the scars of the roads and the acne of telephone poles and windmills and the occasional rest stop, the wind keeping its eyes locked straight ahead, and the beauty with roots deep in the indifferent sand and granite

the storm clouds brooding and considering, setting humanity on edge and casting bones to tell the future, plans being torn down and rebuilt, all as the sun turns away and casts everything in shades of apathy and potential, beauty lying in all that could have happened, and the mists of what is happening now

:prepop:

dang yeah

extremely good and artful post

there is no sarcasm here

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Iron Crowned posted:

Like 10 years ago IPAs weren't bad, but now everyone is trying to out IPA each other with 6 different IPAs, they do suck now.

HIGHEST IBU ALLOWED BY LAW

THIS poo poo IS SO HOPPY IT'LL MAKE YOUR TONGUE EXPLODE

a good ipa is good but god drat why is all focus on 'this will make you want to die' like its a hot sauce or some poo poo

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Serf posted:

i dunno what an ipa is but if centrist dads like them i don't think i wanna

hop-flavored alcopop

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Duscat posted:

nice to meet you bromentum i'm a centrist dad
\


Jason Segel really let himself go

And that's saying something

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



i'll believe it when anyone is actually expelled for this

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

juche avocado posted:

did you knpw that it's possible and even necessary to agree politically with and, dare i say it, even be within the same bloc as people i would refuse to hang out with

:eyepop:

yeah but centrist dads are trying to take you to a 311 concert :chloe:

Serf
May 5, 2011


Weeping Wound posted:

hop-flavored alcopop

the gently caress is a hop

ed balls

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
makes sense that centrist brits would love beer made for export to their slave colony

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





I hated IPAs by way of never having a good one until a bartender, uh, pulled...? me a glass of lagunitas's IPA in The Glass It Should Be In and, on account of it smelling exactly like pungent pot, I'm now fine w/ IPAs and can enjoy them

I'm pavlov's dog irl

eta: I'm aware lagunitas is a pretty basic choice come at me thats the point of the post :goleft:

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

juche avocado posted:

anywhere you want to go can be West Texas, metaphorically

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

jerry seinfel posted:

HIGHEST IBU ALLOWED BY LAW

THIS poo poo IS SO HOPPY IT'LL MAKE YOUR TONGUE EXPLODE

a good ipa is good but god drat why is all focus on 'this will make you want to die' like its a hot sauce or some poo poo

Yeah, a little hoppiness is great, but just cut it out with making it the hoppiest hoppy beer of all time. I mean who's even drinking that garbage, outside of centrist dads?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Al! posted:

yeah but centrist dads are trying to take you to a 311 concert :chloe:

they will never stop extolling the genius of Tool

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

brugroffil posted:

Does Big Bend count as West Texas?

Cause I really want to go there.

yeah and it owns

drive west on 10 to fort stockton or balmorhea and then turning south onto those state roads through the great desolation, pocked with little huddled camps of humanity with gas and snoballs, as the red mountains and the brown scrub dance and play like an apocalypse moving in such slow motion and with such deliberation that you're not sure if it's going forwards or backwards

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


http://i.imgur.com/xYErXMA.gifv

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