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FMguru posted:it was like the challenger disaster all over again except with selfies and texts instead of seven human lives and a billion dollar spaceship so what you're saying is that roz ho is a better leader than what nasa had at the time?
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:20 |
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we don't even know how many deaths she caused
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:21 |
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yes. the original danger hiptop was from 2002, I'm gonna guess it was probably a dragonball cpu and less than a few megs of ram. finding its actual specs on google is proving difficult
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:21 |
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Over 9000kb obviously
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:33 |
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infernal machines posted:didn't it turn out the sidekick platform was so tightly coupled to the backend that it didn't even function as a phone while the service was out? so when they blew up the backend with that failed upgrade they made unavailable every single users texts and contacts and pictures and everything else the reason for the changeover was even stupider than the decision to go forward without adequate backup - sidekick ran on unix as a backend, msft is a windows shop so we cant have that, so the whole thing was converted over (at great expense and huge risk to the data) to windows server for no other reason than to avoid having people point to the sidekick and say "if windows is so great then why does msft run a big sprawling service on a unix platform?!?"
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:38 |
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i meant in a "still technically makes/receives phone calls and texts" sense. yeah, the user data was nuked, so if your phone powered off at any point during the outage, when it came back up it was empty. but you could still make calls iirc the kin just straight up won't function any more (assuming you could find one), because the os relied on being able to contact the platform back-end to do anything
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:50 |
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still loling at the "we had exactly one disaster recovery backup, we had to delete it to start this disaster recovery backup, and now you're telling us to stop 1/3rd of the way through because a vendor says it'll be fine?"
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:53 |
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infernal machines posted:i meant in a "still technically makes/receives phone calls and texts" sense. yeah, the user data was nuked, so if your phone powered off at any point during the outage, when it came back up it was empty. but you could still make calls also stuff just vanished randomly like that episode of Star Trek as the phone shuffled things off the device and into the cloud
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 19:00 |
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the kin was a failure the second they charged the same data/sms/ancillary rates that you would pay for a true smartphone. it was a cut down device good for teens and if it had cost the same as a flip phone but did tall the pics and stuff extra it could have had a chance.
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 19:14 |
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i mean, it was dead when it was decided it was going to be dead (due to usual internal microsoft politics) before launch, so sort of hard to tie it down to some practical detail which was sure to *also* kill it
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 19:20 |
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verizon wanted it dead as much as ms did by the time it finally rolled out.
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 19:56 |
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it was dead when they forced a switch mid development from bsd and java to windows ce and dot net and all of the good people they got when they bought danger found other jobs.
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 20:10 |
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the kin was the julius caesar of product launches so many knives sticking out of its back, no one can ever identify a single killer
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 21:32 |
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FMguru posted:sidekick ran on unix as a backend, msft is a windows shop so we cant have that, so the whole thing was converted over (at great expense and huge risk to the data) to windows server for no other reason than to avoid having people point to the sidekick and say "if windows is so great then why does msft run a big sprawling service on a unix platform?!?"
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:32 |
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which one should I get thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpyx1vOF6qI
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:04 |
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FMguru posted:lol the "essential" phone (andy rubins followup to android, backed with $1bn in vc moneys) has sold an estimated 5000 units so far the rumor was that microsoft sold only 503 kins so actually its an order of magnitude better than the kin no one has the resources to produce a bigger turd than microsoft and even the worst among us will never come close
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# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:23 |
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is there a good write-up of the kin and or Roz ho bc this sounds like top tier laffs
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 01:17 |
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the best write up was unfortunately in the microsoft threads in this forum at the time
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 03:08 |
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quote:Microsoft's Kin failure sank morale at the company's Redmond campus according to an employee who emailed us after the news broke.
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 03:22 |
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Granbar posted:which one should I get thread therapy
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 04:58 |
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"hello fellow kids, here's a phone you can use to sext each other your teenage selfies" people with masters degrees in marketing
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 05:32 |
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flakeloaf posted:"hello fellow kids, here's a phone you can use to sext each other your teenage selfies" also from MS Marketing Dept. Greatest Hits, "let's send out our fat, sweaty sasquatch of a CEO to sell teens on squirting, how to squirt, and why squirting is both cool and good"
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 06:24 |
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yeah, no, i'm sold
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 07:40 |
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we have a former ms vp and senior director on staff at my current job and they are every single horror story about ballmer-era managers brought to life
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 18:25 |
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iirc someone did some napkin math and each kin phone sold cost like $400,000 in development
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 18:45 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:if this and backlit fn keys are really your only complaints then i think ill consider it as an option for the next laptop, since neither is relevant to me if you really think of firing on one then some advice: while their quality is really nice their quality control is absolutely horrendous. make sure you buy it from a physical Microsoft store or an online vendor with a very good return policy. it took me three tries until I finally got one that wasn't a lemon
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# ? Oct 1, 2017 23:05 |
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lol
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Rex-Goliath posted:if you really think of firing on one then some advice: while their quality is really nice their quality control is absolutely horrendous. make sure you buy it from a physical Microsoft store or an online vendor with a very good return policy. it took me three tries until I finally got one that wasn't a lemon oh. oh and here i thought rather got something right for once. a 2000 dollar lottery doesnt sound too endearing
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 06:34 |
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LastInLine posted:the best write up was unfortunately in the microsoft threads in this forum at the time a favorite part of the kin saga is when roz went on vacation towards the end of the project and demanded everyone assemble at 3am local time so she could call them from kilimanjaro (and then do it again because it didnt work the first time)
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 18:01 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence lol dude the memory commit for the WU db hits two gigs just cataloging everything it needs to check against. the cumulative rollups have made it a little better but its still a low beast to patch
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 18:22 |
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Wow what a great deal, MS is really going for it <30 days later> https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft-surrenders-spotify-kills-groove quote:Microsoft is throwing in the towel against Spotify and ending its Groove Music Pass. The Groove app for Windows and Xbox will remain, but only for local and OneDrive-stored music.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 20:46 |
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wtf is groove?
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 20:49 |
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how microsoft lost its groove
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 20:54 |
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The Management posted:wtf is groove? it was basically lotus notes: the revenge that microsoft bought but then a few years later after they let that die [it became Microsoft SharePoint Workspace which became Microsoft OneDrive for Business] they rebranded the
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 20:59 |
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it is exceedingly hilarious that microsoft had an unlimited streaming system out years before spotify
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 21:01 |
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lol, windows 10 tries to force you to play local music files in groove even though wmp is still around and less lovely on every way.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 21:08 |
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cis autodrag posted:lol, windows 10 tries to force you to play local music files in groove even though wmp is still around and less lovely on every way. lol at both groove and wmp
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 21:10 |
cis autodrag posted:lol, windows 10 tries to force you to play local music files in groove even though wmp is still around and less lovely on every way.
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 21:11 |
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qirex posted:it is exceedingly hilarious that microsoft had an unlimited streaming system out years before spotify ??? spotify launched in 2006, xbox music in 2012
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 21:29 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:wmp lnao wmp is good
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# ? Oct 2, 2017 21:51 |