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Just do what about 100% of the population of the planet Earth does and don't feed your kid poo poo like peanut butter sandwiches.
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Peanut butter is fine if you don't get the lovely sugar-bomb ones.
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Sep 30, 2017 19:46
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Just give the kid a nice ham-and-emmental with some cucumber. Peanut butter is still incredibly fatty.
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Sep 30, 2017 19:49
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Peanut butter is healthy if you don't empty half a jar on a single slice of bread.
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Sep 30, 2017 19:54
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steinrokkan posted:Peanut butter is healthy if you don't empty half a jar on a single slice of bread. For a really weird, bad, and useless definition of healthy. It's literally 50% fat.
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Sep 30, 2017 19:57
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Fat isn't evil.
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Sep 30, 2017 20:00
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Fat's not bad 
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Sep 30, 2017 20:01
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Julet Esqu posted:It's hard to spread peanut butter. Consider your life hacked. Gross. If you do it like that, you just have a fat slab of peanut butter that's going to come off in chunks because it's not smeared onto the bread.
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Sep 30, 2017 20:02
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steinrokkan posted:Fat isn't evil. Plinkey posted:Fat's not bad OK then.
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Sep 30, 2017 20:05
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Peanut is unsaturated fats, and kids need more fat than adults. (Under 3 the advice is to only use full-fat milk, for example).
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Sep 30, 2017 20:06
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Jerry Cotton posted:OK then. As long as you maintain your recommended doses of nutrients, glucose and protein, it doesn't really matter if all the remaining energy comes from fat. The only problem is that it is easier to overeat on fatty foods, but that is an individual issue.
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Sep 30, 2017 20:31
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All macronutrients are bad for you. The only healthy lifestyle is breatarianism
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Sep 30, 2017 21:25
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Platystemon posted:All macronutrients are bad for you. lol if you don't survive on photosynthesis just lol
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Sep 30, 2017 21:36
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Oxygen is a narcotic, so breathing's out.
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Sep 30, 2017 22:03
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Randaconda posted:lol if you don't survive on photosynthesis photosynthesis produces carbs all plants are probably diabetic
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Sep 30, 2017 22:13
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Jerry Cotton posted:Just give the kid a nice ham-and-emmental with some cucumber. Peanut butter is still incredibly fatty. Yeah, kids love that poo poo
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Oct 1, 2017 00:31
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Justin's Peanut Butter is the best--not sweet at all, and so sticky if you swallow a big glob it feels like you're being strangled from the inside!
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Oct 1, 2017 00:49
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artsy fartsy posted:Justin's Peanut Butter is the best--not sweet at all, and so sticky if you swallow a big glob it feels like you're being strangled from the inside! And I have never seen it anywhere in town, so irrelevant.
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Oct 1, 2017 00:54
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Samizdata posted:And I have never seen it anywhere in town, so irrelevant. The food co-op here carries it, it's ridiculously expensive for not being too different from natural jif.
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Oct 1, 2017 01:27
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Randaconda posted:lol if you don't survive on photosynthesis I have Enrique to photosynthesize for me
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Oct 1, 2017 02:10
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Peanut butter slices aren't even an original lifehack. Watching that gave me this horrible flashback to a thing that was like Kraft singles sold in stores, but then I wondered, "Did I imagine it all?" No. It was all true. Though, I don't remember ever seeing the companion product which I guess would taste like a thicker Fruit Roll-up, maybe.  A true LIFEHACK is just chuck a bag of Wonderbread and a jar of Goober into a brown paper sack. Kid's got enough food for at least a week.  Even better -- use the plastic bag from the previous week's loaf. Why waste money? Or time? Or effort? Or thought?
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Oct 1, 2017 02:32
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In that case why not just bake them a boston cake with grape jelly instead of plum jam, and some peanut butter thrown in.
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Oct 1, 2017 02:35
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Life hack: bake a boston cake anyway it's good 
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Oct 1, 2017 02:35
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Smucker's all-natural peanut butter is amazing and not hard to find at all.
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Oct 1, 2017 02:45
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Lifehack if you don't have to stir the peanut butter before you eat it it's not good peanut butter.
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Oct 1, 2017 02:53
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Just throw peanuts on the floor and mash them with your feet then eat the resulting peanut mash off the floor like a animal.
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Oct 1, 2017 03:00
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I.C. posted:Peanut butter slices aren't even an original lifehack. Watching that gave me this horrible flashback to a thing that was like Kraft singles sold in stores, but then I wondered, "Did I imagine it all?" They can use the bread tab from the bag as a spreader, right?
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Oct 1, 2017 03:18
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JesustheDarkLord posted:Yeah, kids love that poo poo that person has never been within ten feet of a child
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Oct 1, 2017 03:36
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sebmojo posted:that person has never been within ten feet of a child Good?
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Oct 1, 2017 03:39
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artsy fartsy posted:Justin's Peanut Butter is the best--not sweet at all, and so sticky if you swallow a big glob it feels like you're being strangled from the inside! Whatever brand it is, the best peanut butter is 100% peanuts and nothing else. And if you can't find any like that then you can just make it yourself.
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Oct 1, 2017 03:44
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Tiggum posted:Whatever brand it is, the best peanut butter is 100% peanuts and nothing else. And if you can't find any like that then you can just make it yourself. Yes, I said that already. Make it yourself, on the floor, like a animal.
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Oct 1, 2017 03:45
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Tiggum posted:Whatever brand it is, the best peanut butter is 100% peanuts and nothing else. And if you can't find any like that then you can just make it yourself. You should add a little salt to balance the flavor.
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Oct 1, 2017 04:18
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pr0zac posted:You should add a little salt to balance the flavor. No.
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Oct 1, 2017 04:20
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Tiggum posted:No. Sorry about your bland peanut butter. 
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Oct 1, 2017 04:26
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Holy loving CHRIST do goons ever love to chatter back and forth about food preferences. Two pages. gently caress.
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Oct 1, 2017 04:43
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poop dood posted:Holy loving CHRIST do goons ever love to chatter back and forth about food preferences. Two pages. gently caress. I prefer food preference chat. How does it feel to be wrong?
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Oct 1, 2017 04:56
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Life hack: Use ketchup as a base for your bbq sauce to show people you're not a horrible person.
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Oct 1, 2017 05:04
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Jerry Cotton posted:In that case why not just bake them a boston cake with grape jelly instead of plum jam, and some peanut butter thrown in. Am in Boston. Was born in Boston. Family has been in Boston area for 297 years. This is not a cake we have here. Cake is misnamed.
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Oct 1, 2017 05:06
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Facebook Aunt posted:Good? oh, indeed
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Oct 1, 2017 05:46
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Lifehack if you don't have to stir the peanut butter before you eat it it's not good peanut butter. Lifehack: use an electric mixer in the jar and it will stay stirred!
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