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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Finally got something to work :q: Urabe is beating this guy's rear end

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
The best fighter in the tournament (Melsik) got injured and Mohan Dragon may be the worst kickboxer I have ever seen. He fights exactly like Bob Sapp and he's winning

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://twitter.com/Bestrafer7/status/909675426359918592
https://twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/909717943767797760

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Lmfao absolutely 100% watch the Taiga fight

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!



I guess that makes those other guys the worst you've ever seen. That's some tough man contest poo poo what the heck

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

does Mohan Dragon have lead weights in his gloves? That's some drat ugly fisticuffs.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Recommended watches:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yneaKK8UKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7103t9h6nBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMw4n_NtL9Q

The Legend of Mohan Dragon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNYrxWiNnCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKxwc2ljkAI

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
How is that real, and how is it working?!

Like, is it a case that they haven't fought someone that Bob Sapp like ever so they don't know how to defend against it? My gym would disown me if I tried that I think, and they only keep me around as someone who can speak to the police without getting in trouble as it is.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Ahaha holy poo poo

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

willie_dee posted:

How is that real, and how is it working?!

Like, is it a case that they haven't fought someone that Bob Sapp like ever so they don't know how to defend against it? My gym would disown me if I tried that I think, and they only keep me around as someone who can speak to the police without getting in trouble as it is.

I think it's partly that it's so exceedingly rare to have a guy that unskilled at a low weight class and partly that the bracket was so lovely that the tournament got won by a tubby semi-retired Yuta Kubo who's now a full time trader. It's worth pointing out that one of the guys in the bracket did KO Mohan earlier this year in Krush though.

I want to hate it because he does so clearly suck, but he's a loving 40 year old Nepalese lightweight who fights like Bob Sapp and wanted to win the tournament so he could start a curry food cart. I'd be happy to watch him accidentally stretch dudes with zero technique a few more times.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I should also point out that his entrance music was Play That Funky Music White Boy

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Thank you so much for introducing me to this.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
K-1 announced a mini show in December with the badass title "Survival Wars", which they typically use for title eliminators to clear the path for their big show next year. Since they were building up to Taiga Vs Takeru 3 and Taiga just got completely stomped in a bs non-title affair, there may be a Taiga/Stauros rematch for the belt and some of the usual title eliminators

Also one of the on line kickboxing die hards who is the sole conduit for getting news out of China ironically suggested Mohan Dragon Vs Yi Long and a Chinese matchmaker suddenly started following him and replied "Interesting". The curry food cart dream lives.

Also also, the K-1 commentary team were giving veiled callouts after the Takeru fight and Tenshin Nasukawa immediately posted "we'll see what happens" unprompted on twitter. There's a bunch of weird political bullshit he couldn't navigate to make the fight before but he's chasing that fight still

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
i really wish this was a followable sport without necessarily relying on this thread for any news or how to watch it, i really enjoy watching it. you all do a great job but the only time i get to watch it is when i go on trips for work and randomly some local channel in california plays local poo poo.

last time there was a guy who kept cheating until he got one of the hardest leg kicks i've ever seen. he sat down, tapped, and had the exact same look on his face as that one picture of the goon sitting on the couch with vomit running down him. for like twenty minutes, too, until they got him out of the ring and the next fight immediately started

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!



All dead already :(

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

DeimosRising posted:

All dead already :(

Official versions are up:

Taiga vs Stauros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wv89kOtNyU

Takeru vs Wang Junguang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGVVDNVDpIM

Hirotaka Urabe vs Masahiro Yamamoto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDNbvgMH6GA

And the Mohan Dragon things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg0XwjMwFyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJtkC1xZH0M

There was also a good fight between some absolutely tiny men (I think 115) and Hinata vs Sergio Sanchez that had about 8 million body kicks but got a bit stop start because of some gnarly cuts, lots of other stuff on their channel

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Gracias

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
looks like manhoef is fighting bonjasky in october?? I thought Remy's vision was hosed

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
it is, he can't see things approaching one side of his face properly. also the fight is taking place in manhoef's own promotion.

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
That's just smart matchmaking

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
Remy is going to miss a flying kick by a country mile and land in the front row

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
it's gonna be a sorry rear end old man fight

anyway i'm not sure if i've linked this before but here is a chronology of organised crime in amsterdam up until 2015, starting from the early days when the drug kingpins hired karate guys and kickboxers to be bodyguards and assassins. almost all of the fighters mentioned have been assassinated, with the exception of dick vrij who is on a deathlist and asked to go back to prison.

not work safe warning because it has pictures of dead bodies occasionally but the whole thing is a bizarre read. because it's been periodically updated for several years you get a new name introduced and then in the next paragraph how they violently died.

https://amsterdamgang.wordpress.com/2011/02/05/chronology-of-the-amsterdam-gangland/

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

it's gonna be a sorry rear end old man fight

anyway i'm not sure if i've linked this before but here is a chronology of organised crime in amsterdam up until 2015, starting from the early days when the drug kingpins hired karate guys and kickboxers to be bodyguards and assassins. almost all of the fighters mentioned have been assassinated, with the exception of dick vrij who is on a deathlist and asked to go back to prison.

not work safe warning because it has pictures of dead bodies occasionally but the whole thing is a bizarre read. because it's been periodically updated for several years you get a new name introduced and then in the next paragraph how they violently died.

https://amsterdamgang.wordpress.com/2011/02/05/chronology-of-the-amsterdam-gangland/

this is incredible.

e: genuinely fascinating read. everyone read it. that said though i have seldom wished for the services of an editor more in my life. the paragraphs are everywhere. people will be introduced and then not mentioned until several paragraphs later and it's confusing. seriously though go and read it.

Marching Powder fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Sep 27, 2017

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Glory has been good. Duut smoked some teenager in like seven seconds but I can't find a link to it, so have this one instead

https://streamable.com/pty0f

nevermind, here it is

https://streamable.com/nsfsv

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://twitter.com/GLORY_WS/status/914222386962141184

fairly sick. hesdy needs to go back to drug smuggling.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

DeimosRising posted:

Jose posted:

Does this forum have a gif thread because I can't see it and want to post this knockout that isn't boxing

https://twitter.com/ChaseShermanUFC/status/913936978881761280

There's a kickboxing thread and yeah that's extremely rad poo poo

It's a foul cuz the guy's taken a knee at the point of contact, no?

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

kimbo305 posted:

It's a foul cuz the guy's taken a knee at the point of contact, no?

It's far too sick to be a foul.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Guess who decided to dip down to do an amateur turn in a different sport?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEwIURMN9aY&t=9364s
Guessing the Romanian federation really wanted the help and he had nothing else going on?

I've explained the rules to sanshou in the MA thread, but basically, you get points for throws and pushing off the platform in addition to landing strikes.
Ghita doesn't look super comfortable in the extended grappling, but that's academic in the face of his firepower.
He's gonna crush the fat Chinese guy who won the other semi of 90+ kg.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

Kickboxing.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I hope this is Ghita testing the waters for a comeback. Heavyweight is in really bad shape and has been since K-1 died

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lol at allowing someone who has fought semmy schilt to annihilate your amateur tournament

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Marching Powder posted:

lol at allowing someone who has fought semmy schilt to annihilate your amateur tournament

in 2010 Artur Kyshenko entered an "amateur" tournament in China and lost to a former stadium champ, they're not always as they seem

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Sanshou is different enough that even an amateur with the right (grappling-heavy) style can shut down a pro kickboxer.
In a two minute round (paused whenever a throw or fall happens), you're maybe scoring 10 pts tops in clean strikes.
It's 1-2 points per throw, 3 pts for pushout, and you only need 2 pushouts to win the round.

Against a pro who Leko who couldn't seem to stay up on his feet, most of the kick-catch throws would work.
Against someone who was used to working on the ropes, they'd not sense urgency from being at the edge of the platform.

One of the interesting things about sanshou is the open scoring. You know at the end of the round who won or lost.
Each of the 5 judges has clickers for red and blue corners to track points.

At a top tier event like this, the clickers are digitized, so you can see total points for red and blue as the bar between the round win indicator in the upper left.
After red scores two clean kicks to the body after 2:37:03, you can see the bar quickly shoot up for red.
Based on watching the other fights, these judges are particularly strict about cleanness of strikes. Probably plenty of striking heavy matches scoring in the single digits on strikes.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
So here's an interesting wrinkle, the guy Ghita faces in the final is fighting on the Glory China card in 2 weeks against Junior Tafa. Amongst the limited talent pool in China he's very very highly regarded.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Triticum Guzzler posted:

So here's an interesting wrinkle, the guy Ghita faces in the final is fighting on the Glory China card in 2 weeks against Junior Tafa. Amongst the limited talent pool in China he's very very highly regarded.

His fight is at 2:32:38 if you want to scout it. Yes, not many Chinese fighters >200lbs who aren't fat.
The commentators talk his movement and speed up. He doesn't look slow, but not at Ghita levels.
He could easily take this tournament if his trips/throws are up to snuff, but doesn't look like a great prospect for straight kickboxing.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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There was a 6 month window or so where Ghita was my favorite combat sports personalty for some reason, eclipsing my massive GSP and Miguel Cotto fandom.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
I'm obsessed with this live scoring meter.
The 5 judges sit around the platform, and whenever there's an iffy kick that doesn't quite land clean, you see the score shoot one way and then the other as the different judges call the strike differently.
It's also nice how as the round wears on and total points shown by the meter grow, each individual winning exchange counts for less and less.

Live stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62A7wHh55uk

TheTrend
Feb 4, 2005
I have a descriminating toe

CommonShore posted:

I saw a slam ko in live muai thai tonight. It was awesome Nd I didn't know that was a thing

Joe Schilling got KOed off a dump once and it's hilarious

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


kimbo305 posted:

There's a kickboxing thread and yeah that's extremely rad poo poo

It's a foul cuz the guy's taken a knee at the point of contact, no?
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Probably but since i don't even know who they are i don't care about the result, just that it's cool

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62A7wHh55uk&t=13013s

Here's Ghita's second fight. It is not good.

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