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Falken: Jan 26, 2004; Do you feel like a hero yet?

Applebees Appetizer posted:

First Bugatti Chiron US delivery, vlogger is kind of annoying but the car is worth watching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDESp4E-qRc

Shame about the US spec rear bumpers.

So sick! So sick! Sick! siiiiiiiick bro!

e: Cars loving gorgeous though. This is coming from someone who never liked the Veyron.

Falken fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Sep 28, 2017

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xzzy: Mar 5, 2009

I always figured preparing an exotic delivery would have a lot more procedure than "roll it onto the street on a grey day where it's obviously been raining and park it in the driveway so someone wearing white gloves while can peel the cloth wrapping off it."

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:22

Falken: Jan 26, 2004; Do you feel like a hero yet?

US Spec rear bumpers are decidedly terrible car stuff, however...

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:30

Suburban Dad: Jan 10, 2007; Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Shame about the US spec rear bumpers.

What is it, the 80s?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:31

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Shame about the US spec rear bumpers.

I can only imagine how angry the lead designer is at those... :v:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:33

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

I'm assuming they were for customs inspection and are probably removable. I would hope.

Either way I'm sure the owner will find a way to remove them, god knows I would.

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Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

It�s like one bolt hahaha.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:47

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Bape Culture posted:

It�s like one bolt hahaha.

Would that bolt snap / rip more body work if it were actually 5mph rear-ended?
Wonder how VW is gonna deal with claims where they've been removed.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:16

InitialDave: Jun 14, 2007; I Want To Believe.

kimbo305 posted:

Would that bolt snap / rip more body work if it were actually 5mph rear-ended?
Wonder how VW is gonna deal with claims where they've been removed.

I know that Rolls Royces when first "federalised" for the US market were 5mph = fine and dandy, 5.1mph=oooooh shitballs.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:27

Fayez Butts: Aug 24, 2006

According to a jalopnik article they're not federally mandated and are held on with some very easily accessed screws:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:34

Darchangel: Feb 12, 2009; Tell him about the blower!

kimbo305 posted:

Would that bolt snap / rip more body work if it were actually 5mph rear-ended?
Wonder how VW is gonna deal with claims where they've been removed.

I imagine that' they'll suck it up and deal with it, because that's what you do when you deal with people who pay $2.5 million for a car.
then again, VAG is a huge multinational corporation.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:35

Darchangel: Feb 12, 2009; Tell him about the blower!

Fayez Butts posted:

According to a jalopnik article they're not federally mandated and are held on with some very easily accessed screws:

Heh, "Bumper Lumps".

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:37

xzzy: Mar 5, 2009

I like how the bumper lump is already scratched to gently caress from either someone screwing up removing it, or detaching/reattaching it constantly.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:41

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Applebees Appetizer posted:

vlogger is kind of annoying

Is there any other kind?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:28

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Collateral Damage posted:

Is there any other kind?

I thought it was a synonym.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:29

InitialDave: Jun 14, 2007; I Want To Believe.

If you think that's annoying, you should* see Jake Paul having a sulk because Lamborghini wouldn't let a bunch of baby-faced randoms wander around the factory filmign things.

*Actually, no one should watch Jake Paul do anything survivable.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:32

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

Collateral Damage posted:

Is there any other kind?

Touche

# ? Sep 28, 2017 23:26

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Hugh G. Rectum posted:

I don't know but I love it

Coachbuilt fire engine? :eyepop:

# ? Sep 29, 2017 01:27

Ether Frenzy: Dec 22, 2006; Nap Ghost

kimbo305 posted:

Would that bolt snap / rip more body work if it were actually 5mph rear-ended?
Wonder how VW is gonna deal with claims where they've been removed.

"Sir, the damages for your 5 mph rear end accident are only $125,000, It would have been $125,322.37 if you'd removed these bumpers so that was lucky!"

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:02

The Locator: Sep 12, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

Falken posted:

So sick! So sick! Sick! siiiiiiiick bro!

e: Cars loving gorgeous though. This is coming from someone who never liked the Veyron.

Car is pretty awesome, and I never liked the Veyron either.

How is this 'vlogger' dude allowed to crawl around these multi-million dollar cars while they are being dealer prepped?

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:43

VodeAndreas: Apr 30, 2009

I liked the Veyron styling until I saw one in person, it was just kinda stubby and awkward. All the McLarens (including the F1 :circlefap:

) and Paganis etc I've seen in person come across just as well as in photos but the Veyron was just kinda weird... Which I guess is a style in itself but it didn't work for me.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 04:19

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Collateral Damage posted:

Is there any other kind?

If there were any, they're long extinct. Young scientists are hoping to make their career by a legitimate rediscovery of a long lost member of the species.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 13:38

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

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INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

You know I saw some 16th or 17 year old looking kid driving a 3rd Gen and I paused and sighed and thought 'he actually has a future out here'

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INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

http://imgur.com/CQKsOIS

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Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

# ? Sep 30, 2017 04:34

Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

DICK DICER posted:

http://imgur.com/CQKsOIS

Your dick's wrecked

# ? Sep 30, 2017 17:29

Dagen H: Mar 19, 2009; Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Goober Peas posted:

Your dixie wrecked

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Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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The Hero We Need

Eastbound and Up

# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:17

Dagen H: Mar 19, 2009; Hogertrafikomlaggningen

New Final Destination porn parody looking good

# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:24

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Taking truck nuts to a whole new level.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:27

MetaJew: Apr 14, 2006; Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

DICK DICER posted:

http://imgur.com/CQKsOIS

That sure is strapped on.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:58

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

If there was GIF of it driving in reverse into a tunnel it would be internet gold

# ? Sep 30, 2017 19:06

Dagen H: Mar 19, 2009; Hogertrafikomlaggningen

First project for the new season of Wheeler Dealers

Dagen H fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Sep 30, 2017

# ? Sep 30, 2017 19:21

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Dagen H posted:

First project for the new season of Wheeler Dealers

Hasn't Edd been hosed over enough?

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:04

geonetix: Mar 6, 2011

Probably why he quit

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:05

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Your mom's dildo has arrived.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 06:58

kylej: Jul 6, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Saw while grocery shopping. Thought it was cool.

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Thief: Jan 28, 2011

iospace posted:

can i get one with TT tops?

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Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Thief posted:

can i get one with TT tops?

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