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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Huh. I didn't think we'd find a sign of "respect" lower than "thoughts and prayers" but here we are.

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Clinton is, by many accounts, a horrible person and just as corrupt and sociopathic as our Donny. The only difference being that she's a highly intelligent sociopath with the self-awareness to at least pretend to act the part of a regular human being.

And she would never have given us 2243 pages of lols.

lol this is such a load of poo poo though - by whose account is Hillary just as hosed up as Trump? It's pretty obvious that Trump has a genuine personality disorder - not like "oh I think he has a screw loose" but exhibiting signs multiple times a week of some deep-rooted, diagnosable mental issues, to the point where mental health professionals have re-codified their guidelines to enable them to speak out against.

this whole "Hillary Clinton is a Keyser Soze in a pantsuit" thing is very strange, i'm not sure where it's actually coming from

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Tumble posted:

lol this is such a load of poo poo though - by whose account is Hillary just as hosed up as Trump? It's pretty obvious that Trump has a genuine personality disorder - not like "oh I think he has a screw loose" but exhibiting signs multiple times a week of some deep-rooted, diagnosable mental issues, to the point where mental health professionals have re-codified their guidelines to enable them to speak out against.

this whole "Hillary Clinton is a Keyser Soze in a pantsuit" thing is very strange, i'm not sure where it's actually coming from

It's because people like to eat poo poo to justify their dumbass beliefs, forum user Tumble. Think of it like a really inefficient coping mechanism.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

mike12345 posted:

maybe he stole the leg from someone else

Maybe that captioned picture is saying that a complex socio-economic system that is stacked against the underclass (from which most combat soldiers are recruited), driven by hawkish politicians and the military-industrial complex, took that man's knee in a fruitless and pointless foreign conflict. Perhaps it means that armchair soldiers have no right to claim that man's pain and loss represents their primitive brand of flag-propitiating patriotism.

Lol. I bet he lost that leg while drunk on leave.

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Oct 2, 2017

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!
Please at worst Clinton would've been more corporate bullshit and can kicking, a normal centrist democrat. Not great at all, intentionally boring, and the kind of monstrous that this country is used to dealing with re: bombing brown people, loving with other democracies, etc.

Acting like she was going to rip off her mask and reveal some lizard person is dumb as hell and is why our democracy is doomed. We're always going to have to pick the lesser of two evils, because being "good" and a politician are almost entirely mutually exclusive.

That said, we would've, indeed, been left without the blackhearted, bloody lols this thread has given us, so I guess it's a wash?

Fasdar fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Oct 2, 2017

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Loses livelihood due to hurricane, gets a golf trophy dedicated to them

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
[quote="“Mikl”" post="“476943516”"]
Something that merits a lol, in fact.

Some US diplomats who went over to Cuba for some reason or another (I forget) all stayed in the same hotel, and all complained that they heard unexplained sounds during the night and then the next day had nausea and memory loss. This clearly means that the Cubans developed a sonic weapon and tested it on US diplomats.
[/quote]

Sounds like a country in ruins directly after a natural disaster (poo poo falling down? Rubble being shifted? Heavy equipment moving?) and a gas leak to me. I guess Occam's Razor points to a HAARP field test on members of the visible government by the shadow government, though. Makes sense.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
it lols me that we are talking about hillary clinton election loser after 234 days because throwing stones at a bigger stone is preferable to dusting off the guillotine

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

brylcreem posted:

The president of the United States is a piece of pure poo poo. Just poo poo, nothing else.

lol

"Talleyrand is a turd in a silk stocking"
- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Trump is Talleyrand without the stocking"
- Napoleon Bonaparte again, come back from the dead because goddamn

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Clinton's emails literally killed my family whereas Jareds emails have built emergency shelters and hospitals in Puerto Rico

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
trump's emails are full of the most tepid porn imaginable

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
lol trump

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Hillary's emails didn't lose her the election. "But her emails" is a great meme, but it's not why we have Dotard Just Lollin' Trump in the White House.

Balthesar
Sep 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Is disliking Hillary a bad thing in this thread? There is a lot to dislike about Hillary, her motivations, her manner of speech, the idea of Presidential "dynasties", her unrepentant banker blowjobs, etc.

It is possible for both Donald and Hillary to be bad at the same time without it being a statement about all of politics or Both Sides (tm).

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Random Stranger posted:

Huh. I didn't think we'd find a sign of "respect" lower than "thoughts and prayers" but here we are.

"A bigly round of :golfclap: for our friends in Puerty Rico, which -- I've been told -- does not translate to 'rich in poverty'."

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
There's a lot of nuance to why it's hard to have a civil conversation about Hillary among Dems and leftists. It's not really what the thread's about, and nobody likes feeding MAGA chuds by dogging on their pantsuited boogeywoman.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Balthesar posted:

Is disliking Hillary a bad thing in this thread? There is a lot to dislike about Hillary, her motivations, her manner of speech, the idea of Presidential "dynasties", her unrepentant banker blowjobs, etc.

It is possible for both Donald and Hillary to be bad at the same time without it being a statement about all of politics or Both Sides (tm).

lol

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

I make no apologies for not liking hillary. Full disclosure, even though I obsessively follow politics, I have never voted for president... or, well at all really. I just really hate politicians

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

I make no apologies for not liking hillary. Full disclosure, even though I obsessively follow politics, I have never voted for president... or, well at all really. I just really hate politicians

Nice job

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Balthesar posted:

Is disliking Hillary a bad thing in this thread? There is a lot to dislike about Hillary, her motivations, her manner of speech, the idea of Presidential "dynasties", her unrepentant banker blowjobs, etc.

It is possible for both Donald and Hillary to be bad at the same time without it being a statement about all of politics or Both Sides (tm).

I too dislike Hillary Clinton. Now allow me to enumerate the many ways in which her presidency would have been exactly as awful as Trump's...

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
hillary is anti lols

this is a no hillary zone

go to the trump love thread for hillary chat since they cant enough of it there

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Her name ain't Hillolry Rodram Cliton, for starters. Not many lols to be had.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Hey everyone just want to dedicate this strawberry daquiri Im having to the first responders who do such a great job

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mr Havafap posted:

"Talleyrand is a turd in a silk stocking"
- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Trump is Talleyrand without the stocking"
- Napoleon Bonaparte again, come back from the dead because goddamn

:yeah: We need another Napoleon to kick America's rear end in a war.

Have to take you guys down a peg or two, so president Kid Rock doesn't have the the inclination to gently caress the rest of the world up any more than Trump will do.

lol, just remembered Trump's "America first" in his inauguration speech.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i dedicate this trophy to puerto rico

now watch this drive

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Alan Smithee posted:

hillary is anti lols

this is a no hillary zone

go to the trump love thread for hillary chat since they cant enough of it there

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

i dedicate this trophy to puerto rico

now watch this drive

*Falls to sleep in 1000 thread count sheets while Puerto Ricans starve in the mountains*

Best disaster response ever!

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Balthesar posted:

Is disliking Hillary a bad thing in this thread? There is a lot to dislike about Hillary, her motivations, her manner of speech, the idea of Presidential "dynasties", her unrepentant banker blowjobs, etc.

Hillary may have been able to serve as president effectively but she could never serve as many lols as our fat baby president and is thus verboten in this most sacred thread.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
the President of the United States called the devastated people of Puerto Rico 'ingrates' as though he were the living parody of a rich old white man. On top of that, many people still worship him and believe this was a pro move beyond criticism.

lmao

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

bag em and tag em posted:

the President of the United States called the devastated people of Puerto Rico 'ingrates' as though he were the living parody of a rich old white man. On top of that, many people still worship him and believe this was a pro move beyond criticism.

lmao

I get confused which thread these really belong in.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

I make no apologies for not liking hillary. Full disclosure, even though I obsessively follow politics, I have never voted for president... or, well at all really. I just really hate politicians

Hey if you live in the US and don't exercise your right to vote you can go gently caress yourself forever.

e: Even if you show up to your polling place and write in for Jon Snow or 2B or Snowden. Just choosing to be like "ehhh I'd rather my voice not be heard thx" is a special kind of retarded that needs to be beaten out of Americans.

Sorry for the non-lol but Americans that choose not to vote are fuckin impossibly stupid.

RyokoTK fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Oct 2, 2017

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
An lol to think about: Trump hasn't even deleted old Tweets that said "the electoral college is a disaster for a democracy" but he deleted every Tweet where he endorsed Luther Strange.

That's how loving mad he is that his endorsement meant poo poo. lol.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


Satire is loving dead lmao rip

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

The best people

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Random Stranger posted:

Huh. I didn't think we'd find a sign of "respect" lower than "thoughts and prayers" but here we are.

im the guy blowing cigar clouds behind the potus during a speech.

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

RyokoTK posted:

Hey if you live in the US and don't exercise your right to vote you can go gently caress yourself forever.

e: Even if you show up to your polling place and write in for Jon Snow or 2B or Snowden. Just choosing to be like "ehhh I'd rather my voice not be heard thx" is a special kind of retarded that needs to be beaten out of Americans.

Sorry for the non-lol but Americans that choose not to vote are fuckin impossibly stupid.
below please find my well reasoned, thought-provoking response which I've artfully crafted especially for you:

*fart noise*

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Waffle House posted:

It's because people like to eat poo poo to justify their dumbass beliefs, forum user Tumble. Think of it like a really inefficient coping mechanism.

You also cannot forget that if Clinton was president we wouldn't have this poo poo supreme court. In a month or so labor unions will be even more hosed than they already are when they vote to gut union dues real soon. Amongst everything else they will be voting on.

However, I fully admit that we'd be way more worse off with Cruz or Pence as president. I am not sure if Cruz would have won if he went up against Clinton, but my gut says that he would have.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
Can anyone post the good quantum leap gif with the electoral college map

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Stefan Prodan posted:

Can anyone post the good quantum leap gif with the electoral college map

it's in the op, friend

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Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
Oh gently caress rofl thanks bro

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