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cumshitter posted:He assumed at least one of her friends was going to buy her something. Yep, that was my guess too.
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Outrail posted:Did anyone maybe ask what he meant by "Oh, I just kicked back and had fun. Surprise!"
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I should clarify that Discount Cake guy is a real jackass because loving lol How do you demand the person eat your preferred item for their cake
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that girl is such a doormat, jesus. :/
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Demon Of The Fall posted:that girl is such a doormat, jesus. :/ I was honestly pleasantly surprised she refused to give the TYBJ.
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*Doesn't plan anything* *Only reluctantly leaves house after despondent girlfriend craves activity or thought or passion or anything* *Diverts birthday fund from shoes she really likes to curtains that are basically a maintenance expense* *Chooses food to eat because too picky to eat birthday girl's food* *Chooses cake because too picky to eat birthday girl's cake* *Discounts the cake* "Wow babe I did a swell job today huh? You feeling grateful enough to suck this D?"  - A huge idiot
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Oct 2, 2017 20:45
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She missed a prime opportunity to bite his damned dick off and flush it down the toilet.
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I don't get how someone could continue to waste their time with such a selfish rear end in a top hat. It's sad, really.
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Anne Whateley posted:There's a difference between just-for-fun blowjobs and "blowjobs because you're not in the mood for sex I mean come onnnn it's the least you can do" But giving a blowjob is way more work then having sex?!
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LeafHouse posted:I don't get how someone could continue to waste their time with such a selfish rear end in a top hat. It's sad, really. Based on her multiple comments about "not deserving to be treated special" or "not right of me to expect to feel like a princess" I'm gonna say it's a classic case of sadbrains.
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Clark Nova posted:She missed a prime opportunity to bite his damned dick off and flush it down the toilet.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:No I mean some couples mutually treat blowjobs as common and others as very rare things that are for special occasions / have to be earned, and I find it fascinating how different it is in the various cases Some people just don't like having a dick in their mouth.
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Ouhei posted:Some people just don't like having a dick in their mouth. No homo, but those people are wrong.
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LeafHouse posted:I don't get how someone could continue to waste their time with such a selfish rear end in a top hat. It's sad, really. Yeah, what kind of adult gives a gently caress about their birthday?
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tactlessbastard posted:Yeah, what kind of adult gives a gently caress about their birthday? Someone trapped in a negligent unloving relationship who's very essence just screams to feel special and loved, if only for just a moment.
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Nice try pal, but you're not gonna stealth your way into this one. My [27F] boyfriend [28M] of 6 years won't propose, but told me to start wearing my ring. What to do? quote:So this isn't your typical "my boyfriend doesn't want to propose" story. I've been dating my boyfriend Steve for almost 6 years, and we were best friends for many, many years before that. Things are great. We're happy. We rarely fight and when we do, it's over something stupid (like whether or not we need to leave the light on for the dog when we go on vacation).
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Escalate Start getting down on one knee to tie your shoe constantly, take her out to fancy restaurants and have the waiter bring "complimentary" wine, pay someone to write your names in the sky to declare your love without actually giving the proposal
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fruit on the bottom posted:Nice try pal, but you're not gonna stealth your way into this one. This guy should take the ring back and break up.
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Ask him first and then bite his dick off during the TYBJ.
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tactlessbastard posted:Yeah, what kind of adult gives a gently caress about their birthday? When you're an adult your loved ones should care about more than you do, and will unless they are lazy bastards who don't really value you much.
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My grandfather [85m] accidentally used my [28f] email to solicit sex from men on Craigslistquote:Today, I received a couple of emails from Craigslist that were responses to emails sent to m4m posts between 1-3am. At first, I thought my email was compromised–but after receiving a couple more responses and looking in my sent folder, I realized that they were from my grandfather. He sent his cellphone number to these guys, and the IP addresses also matched his location when I checked my email account info. Apparently, I left my email logged in at his house and he didn’t realize it.
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Haifisch posted:My grandfather [85m] accidentally used my [28f] email to solicit sex from men on Craigslist Look, do an old man a solid and just never mention this to anyone and let your grandad die as a passenger car on the man train.
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Barudak posted:Look, do an old man a solid and just never mention this to anyone and let your grandad die as a passenger car on the man train. Yeah get him get his gently caress on
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Oct 2, 2017 23:19
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Sure but he can get his gently caress on with his own aol email he doesn't have to be rude about it
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Let grandpa suck a few dicks if he wants to, but be safe about it.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Let grandpa suck a few dicks if he wants to, but be safe about it. He's 85, why bother? I bet you're the sort of person who never uses single use items.
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Outrail posted:He's 85, why bother? Yeah like, worst case short of craigslist murder is HIV and like, can an 85-year-old's lifespan really be significantly reduced?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Let grandpa suck a few dicks if he wants to, but be safe about it. I think at 85 years old and outliving his wife grandpa here doesnt really need to worry about safety so much.
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Haifisch posted:My [22F] boyfriend [25M] of 1.5 years didn't put any effort into my birthday but still asked for a "thank you blowjob". lmao gas stations in the united states dont sell flowers but they do sell these they are crack pipes 
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Barudak posted:I think at 85 years old and outliving his wife grandpa here doesnt really need to worry about safety so much. STI's are huge among old people who go to retirement communities or nursing homes for this exact reason. they're like "can't get pregnant anymore, don't need a condom"
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boner confessor posted:STI's are huge among old people who go to retirement communities or nursing homes for this exact reason. they're like "can't get pregnant anymore, don't need a condom" As long as they're not passing poo poo onto the general population who cares? On no I have chlamydia and syphilis and poo poo! I'm going to be sterile and blind by the time I'm dead! And all I'll have to show for it is a bunch of wrinkly skin slapping rawdog orgies as I go through my twilight years. The horror. Whats the legality of Mrs. Doubtfire'ing yourself up and getting in on that buggy action?
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Gas stations in the US definitely sell real roses, although usually just by the dozen afaik
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Reddit can I sue the club "Fistfulls of rear end" for irresponsibly allowing an 85 year old man to participate in all you can handle fuckfests when he should have been limited to at most a 3some based on his doctors orders?
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Barudak posted:Look, do an old man a solid and just never mention this to anyone and let your grandad die as a passenger car on the man train. Jesus, yes. Why is it even a question?
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Sir "The Pumping Station" will require a signed note from your cardiologist and urologist as well as a liability waiver before we allow entry.
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tactlessbastard posted:Jesus, yes. Why is it even a question? Yeah seriously, I have no clue what other options anyone could think are good. Discreet anonymous email asking him to be safe?
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LeafHouse posted:I don't get how someone could continue to waste their time with such a selfish rear end in a top hat. It's sad, really. These stories give me hope. I can so do way better than most of these people.  I don't think I would last long in a relationship where some type of sex was a special occasion, though. Sex should be about having fun, not paying some kind of accrued relationship debt.
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The important thing to do, when reading these stories, isn't to go "whew, glad I'm not like that!!" it's to identify the ways that you ARE like that and think of how they appear from the other person's point of view.
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Pick posted:The important thing to do, when reading these stories, isn't to go "whew, glad I'm not like that!!" it's to identify the ways that you ARE like that and think of how they appear from the other person's point of view. The great thing about being single for more than two years is that there is no other person to worry about! 
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