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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
lmao the executives from Equifax that sold their stocks after the breach was detected are "honorable men of integrity" according to the CEO

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Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

NEW DEAL JAZZ SAXOPHONE

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

Yes, the gun nuts won a low turnout special election and then were voted out in the next general election. Like most maximalist positions held by a minority, they can hold on for a while and can be difficult to remove from their entrenched position, but they always lose in the end, as gun owners will in America. Their inflexibility ensures that when the change comes it will be more drastic than had they compromised.

or

we're all gonna die

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Nichael posted:

go gently caress yourself, donny

you can't tell me what to do

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


I'm not too well versed in 1930s dog whistles but I'm pretty sure 'Long Term Leases' is code for 'Black people will be your neighbors'

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Shalebridge Cradle posted:

That does seem like a great way to make kids hate guns

tbh if we as a society are going to be saturated w firearms im all in favor of teaching people about gun safety from a v young age

not necessarily shooting them but just knowing how to be safe around them and that they arent magic death wands

theyre mechanical death tools :colbert:

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

are you tryna piss off the sqweezer :ohdear:

he needs to fix the img tags in my sixer

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Al! posted:

liberals wring their hands endlessly about what the right will do if you take the littlest thing from them but the right is now poised to take away millions of peoples marriages and the best response from the democrats is "consolidate data centers?"

Yep doesn't it feel great

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


it's comforting looking at old political cartoons and finding them to be just as tacky and dumb as today's

A Handed Missus posted:

you can't tell me what to do
go drink russian piss, donny

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Joementum posted:

my favorite Vegas shooting conspiracy theory so far is that it was a plot engineered by Robby Williams

well duh he telegraphed it almost 2 decades ago

we got stars [a lot of stars go to vegas] directing our fates [fate = to die?]
and we pray [thoughts and prayers??] that it's not t oo late [too late = dead!]
millenium [this event occurred during the 2nd millenium AD]

e: wait 3rd millenium?? i thik?

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Democrats gerrymander districts that pack minorities into one group. This means there is a solid D district that will always elect a minority, the side part is that it creates two or three leans R districts.

In short, the cost of diversity and minority representation in congress is more R's than D's. This is deliberately done and both parties work together in this. And any attempts to fix this are rightly shot down as racist by minority groups.

This will fix itself through plummeting white working class life expectancy, immigration, and high minority birth rates. We just have to wait and we will have changed our demographics enough where we don't have to worry.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The left in America never had a chance. The nation's history hosed it from the start.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




no way

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Joementum posted:

Yes, the gun nuts won a low turnout special election and then were voted out in the next general election. Like most maximalist positions held by a minority, they can hold on for a while and can be difficult to remove from their entrenched position, but they always lose in the end, as gun owners will in America. Their inflexibility ensures that when the change comes it will be more drastic than had they compromised.

huh didn't know they were turfed out at the next election

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



no loving way

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Squizzle posted:

theyre mechanical death tools :colbert:

HOW CAN A TOOL BE BAD

IF I HUNT YOU DOWN, TIE YOU UP AND THEN SAW YOU IN HALF IS THAT THE SAWS FAULT YOU SLEPT WITH MY loving WIFE

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


MysteriousStranger posted:

Democrats gerrymander districts that pack minorities into one group. This means there is a solid D district that will always elect a minority, the side part is that it creates two or three leans R districts.

In short, the cost of diversity and minority representation in congress is more R's than D's. This is deliberately done and both parties work together in this. And any attempts to fix this are rightly shot down as racist by minority groups.

This will fix itself through plummeting white working class life expectancy, immigration, and high minority birth rates. We just have to wait and we will have changed our demographics enough where we don't have to worry.
/
:abuela:

just to not be flippant, I know what you're saying is true but gerrymandering is almost entirely a tool of the right, and is essentially domestic terror at this point.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



mysterious stranger isn't a fan of "multiculturalism" and is using this as a way to bitch about minority-majority districts because he thinks the existence of minorities dooms socialism

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





"new deal jazz saxophone" is the best unused username available imo

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Nichael posted:

it's comforting looking at old political cartoons and finding them to be just as tacky and dumb as today's

some were good

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

jesus, how long has ben garrison been drawing cartoons

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Broken Box posted:

he needs to fix the img tags in my sixer

tia

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Brother Friendship posted:

HOW CAN A TOOL BE BAD

IF I HUNT YOU DOWN, TIE YOU UP AND THEN SAW YOU IN HALF IS THAT THE SAWS FAULT YOU SLEPT WITH MY loving WIFE

YOUR WIFE GIVES ME WHAT MY WIFE AND YOUR SAW CAN'T

A BJ WITHOUT TEETH

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Al! posted:

liberals wring their hands endlessly about what the right will do if you take the littlest thing from them but the right is now poised to take away millions of peoples marriages and the best response from the democrats is "consolidate data centers?"

I don't think Obergefell is on the table at this point?

Not to disagree with your larger point there though, just that specific

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Jazerus posted:

some were good



nice art, but the labels

always with the loving labels

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Jazerus posted:

some were good



hahaha those baby paws

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

triple sulk posted:

no loving way

trump

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/YALiberty/status/915200147499384833

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
political cartoons were never good

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Broken Box posted:

he needs to fix the img tags in my sixer

i cant edit an existing probe but i can issue another and if you want i could use the same image just you know trying to be more careful about tags this time

not a weird veiled threat, just an offer

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/915231293209792512

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy hold onto yer butts

BAH GAWD THAT'S JUSTICE KENNEDY'S MUSIC

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Brother Friendship posted:

I'm not too well versed in 1930s dog whistles but I'm pretty sure 'Long Term Leases' is code for 'Black people will be your neighbors'

notice uncle sam is wearing a seersucker

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Hmmm

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009


objectively good things

AGC

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
this is one of the best arguments against gay marriage i've seen

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I wonder if the desire to not be the one remembered for pushing the button on the formal destruction of this country via rulings that hand unlimited power to unpopular fascists is something the SCOTUS is considering in their decisions

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Nichael posted:

nice art, but the labels

always with the loving labels

kate beaton has the best take on this
http://www.harkavagrant.com/history/277-joinordiesm.png

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Squizzle posted:

i cant edit an existing probe but i can issue another and if you want i could use the same image just you know trying to be more careful about tags this time

not a weird veiled threat, just an offer

Its the 90s, go for it

I'll be in meetings for the next six hours and can't post anyhow <3

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Joementum posted:

my favorite Vegas shooting conspiracy theory so far is that it was a plot engineered by Robby Williams

I dunno, Alex Jones was stringing together something involving the 100 year anniversary of the October Revolution, Italy, and OJ's prison release that sounded pretty compelling.

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

guys

the sign discovered the exact defintion of porn

it takes six dicks, everything else can be art

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