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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bape Culture posted:

How is any of this real

Just do what I do and drink all the time

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


So much manspreading.

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell
Aha! Its not as great as I remembered but I got the message Dan Nainan sent me open.

Dan Nainan posted:

"Whatever dude. I travel the world on someone else's dime, Now traveling on private jets and living my dreams. Best of all, if I want, I can retire tomorrow and sail into the Sunset and live in any country in the world.

https://medium.com/@comedian/2015-111-shows-13-countries-c12478a4a660"

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

brylcreem posted:

No!

I can rehabilitate her. Leave her in my care, for like a couple of months.

I'll get down on herto the bottom of this.

Gross dude Trump's dick has been in there (because he is a daughter fucker).

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Trump will be president for the next 1000 years

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Space T Rex posted:

Aha! Its not as great as I remembered but I got the message Dan Nainan sent me open.
lol what a baby

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell
I can't believe he actually takes the time to saw "naw uh" personally to everyone who says he sucks on his page.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

The edited version is better

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Seems awfully proud of taking handouts from people

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



transatlantic lol

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41490174

quote:

Boris Johnson Libya 'dead bodies' comment provokes anger

Boris Johnson has said Libyan city Sirte could be the new Dubai, adding, "all they have to do is clear the dead bodies away".

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Looks like there was another target and may have been the planned one

https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/915289838185836552

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



guffaw

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Looks like there was another target and may have been the planned one

https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/915289838185836552

But why would NON-MOSLEMS want to attack Americans???

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


I'm sure his ladyfriend is super eager to come back to the United States right now.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
This president is a walking blooper reel.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chief McHeath posted:

Gross dude Trump's dick has been in there (because he is a daughter fucker).

The female body has a way of shutting that whole thing down as I understand it.

It'll be fine.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Bape Culture posted:

How is any of this real

It's nice to meet somebody new to the hell dimension once in a while. Hello, friend.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Looks like there was another target and may have been the planned one

https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/915289838185836552

Nice, I'm going to see Chance tonight, glad this rear end in a top hat didn't screw that up (altho if I get shot at this concert, I'll probably be pretty upset).

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

It's nice to meet somebody new to the hell dimension once in a while. Hello, friend.

Yes. This is all real but none of it is real. We are all already dead.

Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Looks like there was another target and may have been the planned one

https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/915289838185836552

drat. I actually like Lorde. This makes it so much more real to me.

Just like that brony who only understood the horror of the Holocaust when someone drew a cartoon horse on an image of it.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Godzilla just destroyed Tokyo, Now is not the time to talk about our monster defense program.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


jesus christ lmao

quote:

"There's a group of UK business people, actually, some wonderful guys who want to invest in Sirte on the coast, near where Gaddafi was captured and executed as some of you may have seen.

"They have got a brilliant vision to turn Sirte into the next Dubai.

"The only thing they have got to do is clear the dead bodies away," he said, before laughing.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hihohe posted:

Godzilla just destroyed Tokyo, Now is not the time to talk about our monster defense program.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/913795940305264641?lang=en

i know words

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



the best words. They're gonna be great words, you're gonna see.

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Jestery posted:

Mass shooting

Obama: tearful, earnest call for reason and order
The right: "loving crocodile tears, what a cuck"



Trump: *alley oops paper towels into a crowd of disaster victims*
The right: "so presidential"

Ummm actually, fake news, it was a jump shot :maga:

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I am loling that Trump is president.

Lamenting our losses

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
my thoughts and prayers are with the bad trump thread which has been unfairly gassed for the 7th(?) time

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


Look at Melania starring off into space thinking about her Tiffany's guy

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dude keep up, its like lols by the hour now.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Space T Rex posted:

Dan Nainan is like impressively unfunny.

https://twitter.com/shanevader/status/817270452095590401

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

HOOOOOLY gently caress im dying at the part where he just loving snaps the dudes neck ahahahahaha

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Who knew that the president saying "have a good time" to hurricane victims would only be 4th on the daily lol rankings

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Genuinely :hmbol:'d at this one.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/brianklaas/status/915373908018257920

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

I bet someone called him a "small man" at some point in the past and that's why he ate himself into his Jabba the Hutt form since he didn't understand what it meant.

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

If you isolate the audio from this you could convincingly claim it's a new Godspeed You! Black Emperor track

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Trump of course is full of major poo poo, if you did not know already, Puerto Rico is not doing good.

My mom literally just was able to contact her sisters and mother in Puerto Rico for the first time since the hurricane and poo poo is not good. Almost no water and bare minimum food and necessities.

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Burt Sexual posted:

Dude keep up, its like lols by the hour now.

I don't know how you guys do it, this thread moves so fast sometimes

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