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I hope he dumps her and starts dating the hulk hand.
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I hope he dumps her and starts dating the hulk.
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fruit on the bottom posted:I hope he dumps her and starts dating the hulk. He can practice with that giant dildo
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I mean I assumed they did go to dinner after that, maybe not. That was included in "spend the day together" to me I guess.
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Oct 3, 2017 23:49
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Prank gifts from people you care about are dumb and literally worse then receiving nothing because now you have to find a home for the useless gift or tip toe around throwing it away.
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Rock bottom, population: you. Me [31/F] with my Partner [32 M] 2.5 years, He wanted to end things, I don't, then I became violent. quote:I have been dating my SO for 2.5 years, we've been living together for that entire time. I've known him for about 6 or 7 years. When we started dating, I got a huge amethyst ring and asked him to marry me. We never got married but decided to do so when we had the funds... However, we never had the funds do to constant car breakage.
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Oct 4, 2017 00:38
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fruit on the bottom posted:Rock bottom, population: you. Women are trash
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Oct 4, 2017 00:47
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How can anyone read this thread and not realize that everyone - men and women both - are trash?
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HoAssHo posted:How can anyone read this thread and not realize that everyone - men and women both - are trash? I have read this thread and revised/edited my old dating advice down to "don't date" and if everyone in r/relationships followed my advice they wouldn't have their problems
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I Was The Fury posted:I have read this thread and revised/edited my old dating advice down to "don't date" and if everyone in r/relationships followed my advice they wouldn't have their problems tried this but my fleshlight keeps gaslighting me, is this abuse?
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fruit on the bottom posted:Rock bottom, population: you. I'm a violent drunk, but it's all in good fun. Jesus Christ lady.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Rock bottom, population: you. It's kind of depressing when the issue is "My significant other did something smart, in the interest of self-preservation and their own well being. Help me make their life loving suck again." Nah, it's not depressing, I enjoy the schadenfreude. 
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:We stopped loving in public after my wife had a bad experience with a crank yanker. Can never trust those goddamn puppets.
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Can my dad really hire a bounty hunter to kidnap me from college and take me home? (MS/TN)quote:I'm a freshman at a good school in Tennessee. My dad is a really difficult guy and has just gotten worse since I left for school. To make a long story short, when I stopped checking in every day he started calling the dean, and when the dean's office stopped taking his calls he started showing up here. The school really had my back and banned him from campus.
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Emancipation http://statelaws.findlaw.com/tennessee-law/tennessee-legal-ages-laws.html Sorryformybadjokes fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Oct 4, 2017 |
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Oct 4, 2017 02:57
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Consensus is 'This is hella loving illegal and your dad can go straight to federal prison', also that they're legally justified in shooting a 'bounty hunter' dead.
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Shoot to kill in self defense, literally, since anyone that hires loving kidnappers doesn't exactly have good intentions. Hell, it's easily crossed the line into assault already
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Milotic posted:Wow. How can any person be so loving oblivious? Oh, he's an old white male? Say no more. EDIT - wait, she's his mother? Lady you have no goddamn excuse. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Oct 4, 2017 |
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Oct 4, 2017 03:35
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Gorilla Salad posted:How can any person be so loving oblivious? your racism is showing
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La Brea Carpet posted:I told him that the fugitive slave act is a goner and that I only have to obey the laws of the state I'm in, which designates me an adult with the right to remain unkidnapped. He said that I'm bound by the "long arm statute" and that I haven't even established residency in Tennessee because I've only been here since mid-August and I'm still registered to vote in Mississippi. for most purposes the kid is still a citizen of mississippi but they don't have to obey mississippi law if they're in a different state if dad is already banned from campus (i want to read that story) then kid should notify campus police asap and file for both a restraining order and legal emancipation, neither should be tough to get Sentient Data posted:Shoot to kill in self defense, literally, since anyone that hires loving kidnappers doesn't exactly have good intentions. Hell, it's easily crossed the line into assault already yeah i want to know what kind of cut rate bounty hunter would take this job. "you want me to go to a college campus in a different state and retrieve your adult child with no legal justification to do so?"
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VictorianQueerLit posted:your racism is showing You can't be racist against white people.
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boner confessor posted:yeah i want to know what kind of cut rate bounty hunter would take this job. "you want me to go to a college campus in a different state and retrieve your adult child with no legal justification to do so?" It's bounty huntin' time! Live!
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Gorilla Salad posted:You can't be racist against white people. Yeah it's just a bias, since it doesn't reinforce any societal/structural oppression. ...unlike the mother's towering internalized sexism.
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Gorilla Salad posted:You can't be racist against white people. I think the very definition of racism is against you there but okay, carry on I guess. The people are stupid in that r/relationship post because of their race. Got it. VictorianQueerLit fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Oct 4, 2017 |
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VictorianQueerLit posted:I think the very definition of racism is against you there but okay, carry on I guess. To be fair only one person in that story is stupid because of their race. Also no you can't be racist against white people under most definitions.
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Got it. this person was stupid because of their race, which is an okay thing to say because of which race they are. Which isn't racist because their race deserves it. quote:Can my dad really hire a bounty hunter to kidnap me from college and take me home? (MS/TN) I didn't even know the "Age of Majority" was a thing until this post. I thought the stereotype was to trend younger for things like that in places like Mississippi but they have the oldest age of majority in the US
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fruit on the bottom posted:Rock bottom, population: you. He's making the biggest mistake of his life. You can't cut back on your relationship, you will regret this! Gorilla Salad posted:How can any person be so loving oblivious? Eh. . . sexual abuse is often covered up to try to avoid shaming the family. It's weird, hosed up poo poo.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Got it. this person was stupid because of their race, which is an okay thing to say because of which race they are. Which isn't racist because their race deserves it. By Allah! White people are so stupid!
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I [F23] make people laugh even if I’m not trying, is this bad?quote:I’m a 23 yo female who was the ugly kid growing up but had the ability to make people laugh. I remember in high school how I could make my whole class laugh out loud by saying something witty or sarcastic. It felt great at the time, I thought to myself here I am having people’s attention in some way even if I’m unattractive, weird and unpopular. This is like a Bee Gees song come to life.
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Milotic posted:Long, have bolded bits. TLDR is at the top. I know the mantra in this thread is 'don't date sex weirds' but I think it's equally important not to date sex prudes. And maybe don't get married to someone until you've done a bunch of molly and psychedelics together and figured out if you're really on the same wavelength with this sort of stuff. I can't imagine how loving depressing and soul-destroying it would be for both people to fight this uphill battle for years where neither of them are going to win. It's always going to be a compromise that nobody is happy with. Just break up and move on.
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cyberia posted:I know the mantra in this thread is 'don't date sex weirds' but I think it's equally important not to date sex prudes. And maybe don't get married to someone until you've done a bunch of molly and psychedelics together and figured out if you're really on the same wavelength with this sort of stuff. I can't imagine how loving depressing and soul-destroying it would be for both people to fight this uphill battle for years where neither of them are going to win. It's always going to be a compromise that nobody is happy with. Just break up and move on. if they're the sex prude, you're the sex weird, and shouldn't be dating them
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Pick posted:if they're the sex prude, you're the sex weird, and shouldn't be dating them Perhaps it's possible to exist in the middle of the spectrum as a sex moderate who wants something more than quarterly lights-out, missionary sex but less than adult diaper-wearing poly kink communes 
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Pick posted:if they're the sex prude, you're the sex weird, and shouldn't be dating them Sexual compatibility is an important aspect of a long-term relationship that people often neglect to even verbally talk through before marriage if they're both 'virgins until marriage' people.
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cyberia posted:Perhaps it's possible to exist in the middle of the spectrum as a sex moderate who wants something more than quarterly lights-out, missionary sex but less than adult diaper-wearing poly kink communes Please, please, tell me where these people are. That's not a challenge, I'm not insinuating that you are wrong, I am saying please, please show me where they are
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Milotic posted:Long, have bolded bits. TLDR is at the top. Open your relationship by getting a divorce.
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Pick posted:Please, please, tell me where these people are. That's not a challenge, I'm not insinuating that you are wrong, I am saying please, please show me where they are If I ever meet one I'll let you know.
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cyberia posted:Perhaps it's possible to exist in the middle of the spectrum as a sex moderate who wants something more than quarterly lights-out, missionary sex but less than adult diaper-wearing poly kink communes Compromise by only wearing half a diaper in a room that's lit by a blacklight.
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ArbitraryC posted:She says they mostly stayed in and cuddled which also means she didn't really plan anything. I dunno like it just seems like an exceptionally dumb idea for a prank or something and it seems so obvious to me that she should have gotten him a normal gift alongside the gag if she really wanted to do the gag. I dunno man, if this thread has taught me anything it's that people are just terrible at gift-giving. Then again my first serious boyfriend didn't get me anything for our first anniversary because he 'didn't know it was that kinda holiday' and another one didn't buy me anything because 'he didn't know what I'd want'. People are just real dumb, I guess is what I'm getting at. Or maybe people just don't want to give me gifts.
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Anniversary gifts are easy: you buy experiences. Go have a loving picnic in a park, or rent a car and crash it. Go wild!
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