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jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


a helpful bear posted:

ah yes i remember that one. what a gigantic baby baked alaska and his fellow grifters are

i didnt think that video of baked alaska creeping on a girl he met and then scaring her off would be topped today but thanks pro publica!!

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



e: too late

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Nastier Nate posted:

https://twitter.com/people/status/914676745047089152

I'm the guy naming my kid Gunner born on the day of the biggest mass shooting in history.

You think that sounds stupid now, but when that kid gets bitten by a radioactive spider who's going to be laughing then?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ok Dan

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/915596753495367680

Beautiful

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

:lol:

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004




lmao

tillerson only spoke because trump made him

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


APOLOGIZE TO AMERICA
OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

THERE IT IS

what strategy

beautiful

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



Because white people control every major institution in this country hth

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

trump doesnt use hashtags or @ names we're not stupid, dan

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



they just made the story even loving bigger and now it's gonna consume trump

amazing handling of a negative story which would have just loving disappeared in 5minutes after some stuipid poo poo

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004


lmao

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/_brittanyv/status/915597197328179205

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

we are able to prevent eel poaching but not mass murder

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY



So beautiful. Should have sent a poet.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
what happens when you're playing good cop bad cop with NK and the bad cop fires the good cop

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

amazing

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich
the best thing that will ever come out of the trump presidency is him bullying all of these lowlife fuckfaces he packs the WH with

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
The puppy pissed on the bed. He sleeps on the bed. Isn't "don't literally piss where you sleep" one of the most basic instincts of animals?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Trump in Las Vegas: "I'm not a loving moron"

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Al! posted:

we are able to prevent eel poaching but not mass murder

bad people will do bad things, only prayer can save them

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Kiss of death

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Guy Goodbody posted:

The puppy pissed on the bed. He sleeps on the bed. Isn't "don't literally piss where you sleep" one of the most basic instincts of animals?

well are u gonna clean the bed or them him sleep in it?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
trump's not good enough to coordinate

this is all Dan Scavino obviously

his own tweets are more reactionary and simplistic

cats out of the bag

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

I love morongate

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Guy Goodbody posted:

The puppy pissed on the bed. He sleeps on the bed. Isn't "don't literally piss where you sleep" one of the most basic instincts of animals?

piss tape is real

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ARothWP/status/915539367594270720

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

baby needs a warm bottle of piss and a nap im thinking

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


rex is hosed now. they hosed rex.

they made this into a ibgger story instead of one that would fall away at the next scandal. so now the story is, did tillerson actually tcall trump a moron. so trump is just gonna hear 'tillerson... called... trump... moron' over and over. and he's gonna get madder and madder

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

a helpful bear posted:

he's so disgusting. have we had a more disgusting president *looks at joementum for lesson on how zachary taylor used to finger his own rear end in public*

Andrew Jackson's love of cheese left the WH smelling lovely for weeks after he left

Franklin "There's nothing left to but get drunk" Pierce used to stink with booze, same with Buchanan.

Just look at Harding's letters, lol.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

to AMERICA!

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Old racist billionaire shyster slash cult leader President with dementia is very strategic

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

zen death robot posted:

Will anyone besides Jeff Sessions make it past a year on the trump admin at this rate?

Stephen Miller, Hope Hicks, those are the only two non-family I would bet on with certainty though

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

We at NBC apologize that we have to deal with a moron president

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

"Did you call Trump an idiot?"
"No."
"Did you call Trump a moron?"
"No."
"Did you call Trump a loving mornon?"
"No comment."

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Admiral Ray posted:

well are u gonna clean the bed or them him sleep in it?

I don't know what the second clause in this sentence means but yes, I cleaned the bed

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Dan Scavino really hosed up today handling Trump's twitter and it owns

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Tom Tucker posted:

"Did you call Trump an idiot?"
"No."
"Did you call Trump a moron?"
"No."
"Did you call Trump a loving mornon?"
"No comment."

trump!

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

zen death robot posted:

Will anyone besides Jeff Sessions make it past a year on the trump admin at this rate?

don jr, pence, and perhaps the big boy himself :smugdon:

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