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DICK DICER posted:Riders make the best lovers because we can't feel poo poo from the waist down Your taint will thank you for giving it a massage on that long, hard bike seat.
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Finally in the 30s in the morning
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 15:33 |
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DICK DICER posted:Finally in the 30s in the morning Look on the bright side: that's fly-killin' weather.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 16:48 |
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EBT card finally works! In other news, the guy going into the grocery store was not prepared to watch me take a quart of half and half to the dome I think I ruined his day
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 17:42 |
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DICK DICER posted:EBT card finally works! In other news, the guy going into the grocery store was not prepared to watch me take a quart of half and half to the dome If you didn't do it in a bathrobe, I'm disappointed in you dude.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 17:53 |
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nm posted:If you didn't do it in a bathrobe, I'm disappointed in you dude. I'm actually subscribed to a Dudist group,and working on being prepared to become an Ordained Dude
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:19 |
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did you surreptitiously pour Kahlua into your half and half?
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:22 |
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DICK DICER posted:I'm actually subscribed to a Dudist group,and working on being prepared to become an Ordained Dude I'm a Dudeist priest. My brother does not abide and wouldn't let me officiate his wedding.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:37 |
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Leperflesh posted:did you surreptitiously pour Kahlua into your half and half? I don't have any
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:45 |
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That's probably just as well, to be honest. Guzzling white russians is not good for you also a proper white Russian is 50/50 Kahlua and vodka over ice, with just maybe a couple tablespoons of H&H added, anyway
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:47 |
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I am also ordained. Same story with my sister
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:48 |
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Leperflesh posted:That's probably just as well, to be honest. Guzzling white russians is not good for you Thats just, like, your opinion, man
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:50 |
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I will admit to having made do with milk or just heavy cream on occasion because I don't usually keep H&H in stock but that is as far as I am willing to go
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:51 |
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Lebowski's in Reykjavic, Iceland has a white russian menu with like 10 different kinds of white russian. The upstairs is also wallpapered with old Playboy covers. They will not kick you out for showing up in sandals, boxer shorts, and a poorly-closed housecoat.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 19:05 |
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Sleuthing at Jacky Treehorn's will continue to be one of the finest scenes in cinematic history, and the coffee mug to the dome the finest sound effect ever recorded. They closed down the free showers in Valentine
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 19:07 |
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due to the cold weather, like, worries about freezing pipes?
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 19:32 |
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Chug buttermilk next time, does a body good
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 19:37 |
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Does the camper have a water heater?
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 19:56 |
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Fermented Tinal posted:Does the camper have a water heater? Wood fired!
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 20:01 |
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DICK DICER posted:Wood fired! I meant, more like an RV-style propane one and not your biolite stove. The camper has a sink, maybe it has one?
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 21:03 |
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Fermented Tinal posted:I meant, more like an RV-style propane one and not your biolite stove. The camper has a sink, maybe it has one? I still haven't gotten off my rear end to get one of those propane tanks into town that poo poo is gonna suck
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 21:06 |
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DICK DICER posted:I still haven't gotten off my rear end to get one of those propane tanks into town that poo poo is gonna suck Could you fab together a quick little trailer to drag the tank into town and back?
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 21:09 |
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beep-beep car is go posted:Could you fab together a quick little trailer to drag the tank into town and back? Yes but I'm afraid of it breaking a wheel on the way back
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 21:13 |
Time to make a lady friend at the bar who will let you use her shower
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 21:15 |
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There's an idea. She works at t he grocery store and gave me her name written down on my reciept, said to come back and visit any time
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 21:17 |
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Oh my
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 21:20 |
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There's also the gyms we found earlier. A $15 membership or whatever could give shower access for a month or something?
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 21:25 |
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Also, re: propane, call Reese and see if they'll do a delivery bottle swap on your two legal empties. The illegal empty is gonna have to be Blue Rhyno'ed or something, but that could at least get you some heat and hot water.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 21:37 |
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Have they already said they won't take the one tank? It can't be refilled, yeah, but it can be recycled.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 22:07 |
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Scheduling a propane delivery might be the way to go. Not sure about Nebraska propane policies but here in California portable tanks, if transported to a filling station can only be filled if the tank is less than seven years past the date stamped on the handle. Same goes for trying to exchange an old tank for a new one with blue rhino or any of those other tank exchange programs. Having said that, if the tank is not being transported and is filled while on private property the expiration date and lack of overfill protection doesn't apply. I have tanks around here that are 20 years old and the propane truck driver just fills them no questions asked.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 22:52 |
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Yeah but where's the fun in that
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 23:01 |
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I support this. I once rode a 10 mile round trip with a dead car battery to swap it out. Just rest it on the crossbar and one hand it all the way home.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 23:12 |
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I rode with 3 watermelons and 2x bottles of vodka on the way home once because I wanted to make some boozemelons. One watermelon lost his life during an escape attempt on the way home. Just made the other two more booze-y.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 23:17 |
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stealie72 posted:I support this. I once rode a 10 mile round trip with a dead car battery to swap it out. Just rest it on the crossbar and one hand it all the way home. How about a head for the Froot Truck That was a good day
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 23:26 |
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Fermented Tinal posted:Lebowski's in Reykjavic, Iceland has a white russian menu with like 10 different kinds of white russian. I knew. Somehow I knew I had a real home out there in the world.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 23:31 |
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Panaflex posted:Same goes for trying to exchange an old tank for a new one with blue rhino or any of those other tank exchange programs. I don't think anyone I've ever encountered while swapping a propane tank at a grocery store has ever cared about the "empty" tank that you give them for the exchange. Hell, the grocery store where I worked in high school once gave a full refund for a propane tank someone had filled with water after using all the propane.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 23:37 |
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 23:49 |
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I foresee the post "gently caress another flat" in your future.
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 23:59 |
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They make little propane water heaters for a hundred bucks or so that will screw onto a normal propane tank and a water hose and give you a hot shower. https://www.amazon.com/Camplux-Outdoor-Portable-Propane-Tankless/dp/B01CJPU6JI
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tater_salad posted:I foresee the post "gently caress another flat" in your future. That's just because Nebraska is a hate filled sun blasted hellscape
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