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Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
There's already a video demonstrating how to properly make French Toast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFUKKlhprOQ

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The recipe's actually really simple. All you need is bread, a toaster, and a plane ticket to France

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
À la recherche du pain perdu

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Sentient Data posted:

The recipe's actually really simple. All you need is bread, a toaster, and a plane ticket to France

Good luck getting the bread on the plane. :colbert:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










that will potentially get boiling water all over your fingers and saves a single additional turn of the wrist

life hack perfection

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

sebmojo posted:

that will potentially get boiling water all over your fingers and saves a single additional turn of the wrist

life hack perfection

LIFE HACK (that has been used for hundreds of years already but :shrug:): just grab couple of pot holders and pour the water straight out of the pot without using a colander.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Life hack, if you don't have a colander just pour the pasta water into your sink and then eat the pasta out of the sink, this saves on dishes

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
...you animal.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


vyelkin posted:

Life hack, if you don't have a colander just pour the pasta water into your sink and then eat the pasta out of the sink, this saves on dishes

Floor drain :catbert:

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


If you have a drain in your floor then your whole house is a sink

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


I have one of these...





It works incredibly well.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I have one of these...





It works incredibly well.

Look at Mr Fancy Pants here. Too good for the floor like a animal?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Lifehack, instead of using a colander just throw the pasta water against your window screen and then eat the pasta off your windowsill/floor.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender


Lifehack, get something like this and never use it because it's actually a bit more annoying than the normal way.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Truth.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Lifehack, why even bother straining your pasta when you could instead just enjoy delicious pasta soup?

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I have one of these...





It works incredibly well.

Why would I want to turn delicious noodles with sauce into bland potatoes :confused:?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Simply Simon posted:

Why would I want to turn delicious noodles with sauce into bland potatoes :confused:?

That’s an acceptable trade for a superior two‐handed pot.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Simply Simon posted:

Why would I want to turn delicious noodles with sauce into bland potatoes :confused:?

Level 3 party trick, impress all your friends... oh.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I'm still angry about a plastic colander being used to drain boiled pasta

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sir Lemming posted:

I'm still angry about a plastic colander being used to drain boiled pasta

What, why :confused:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Also could you please describe also other ways I can annoy you? Like, maybe I can wear like a shirt or something?

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Simply Simon posted:

Why would I want to turn delicious noodles with sauce into bland potatoes :confused:?

You are obviously not from Eastern Europe :colbert:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

Also could you please describe also other ways I can annoy you? Like, maybe I can wear like a shirt or something?

Please do :barf:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
As soon as you stop squatting over that broccoli please

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
Finally, a life hack I can use.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Lucid Nonsense posted:

Finally, a life hack I can use.



Why not just cut out the middle man and drink cough syrup?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

SpacePig posted:

Why not just cut out the middle man and drink cough syrup?

How do you think I ended up with this empty cough syrup bottle?

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Life pro tip: Work in a place where two coworkers openly daydrink at work and chug $10 whiskey from a flask.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Never to be drunk by the 100 Monkeys.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007






walla

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Pour your tea from the cup into the saucer and then sip it from the saucer, it will cool faster.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
But pouring it on the floor allows for the largest surface area and therefore most rapid cooling, of course

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

As a firefighter, I can't recommend this enough.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


Save even more time while cooking by measuring out the single cups of water ahead of time and storing them in the freezer!

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm totally redecorating my house now.



I know now why I've kept all these piles and piles of hoarder poo poo.

this isn't a lifehack it's a low budget filmmaking tip

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zipperelli. posted:

As a firefighter, I can't recommend this enough.

Good idea to fry a whole turkey inside, c/d?

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Randaconda posted:

Good idea to fry a whole turkey inside, c/d?

Only from frozen.

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