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Captain Splendid posted:Funny story. Sounds Unbelievable. Probably True. lmfao Roll on snare drums. Curtains.
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reads exactly like everything else that has been released so far complete lack of casino planet though??
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Gonna predict now that "porg(s)" will not be said in TLJ.
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bring back old gbs posted:reads exactly like everything else that has been released so far To be fair, if I was writing a fake synopsis, I would start with what we already know, and flesh it out from there. bring back old gbs posted:complete lack of casino planet though?? Pretty sure that's where Finn and Rose go to meet DJ. Canto Bight.
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Dougie Jones.
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banned from Starbucks posted:Who the gently caress is DJ? That elephant fucker from jabbas palace
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banned from Starbucks posted:Who the gently caress is DJ? Dengar Jr.
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Ingmar terdman posted:Dengar Jr. That mummy gently caress.
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Guess who's getting a new toy too.
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banned from Starbucks posted:Who the gently caress is DJ? Benicio Del Toro's new character.
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Ingmar terdman posted:Gonna predict now that "porg(s)" will not be said in TLJ. No, but it will be written in the opening crawl, in all-caps.
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Krazyface posted:No, but it will be written in the opening crawl, in all-caps. The unnaturally delicious PORGS infest Ahch-To like a plague. Luke Skywalker - the LAST JEDI - went into hiding on Ahch-To with the goal to consume as many PORGS as he could.
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Krazyface posted:No, but it will be written in the opening crawl, in all-caps. I'll have the porg n beans tonight.
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Kart Barfunkel posted:Dougie Jones. Kudos.
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Kart Barfunkel posted:Dougie Jones. If only...
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In which Luke communes with Obi-Wan, and Obi-Wan manifests himself as a boiling kettle full of blue milk.
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Spoiler: Snoke is actually King of the Porgs. He’s a reluctant King. He hates them. He hates them.
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Snoke is actually a living pop vinyl figure.
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The MSJ posted:Dwayne Johnson, of course. He's going to be in all franchises. Finally, a good Star Wars movie.
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Gonz posted:Spoiler: Snoke is actually King of the Porgs. With the Force making Jedi ever since part IV I guess I'm always hoping that Sith'll end star war But it's my destiny to be the king of Porg
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banned from Starbucks posted:Ok but where are the porgs? I was promised porgs and that spoiler has not a porg in sight. They're there, in pog form! Porg pogs!
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Someone must have posted actual spoilers, Kathleen Kennedy killed the thread.
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Gonz posted:Aw poo poo, now the broken Star Wars thread shenanigans are happening here, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNlqt3pvRFg
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Abner Assington posted:That exchange between Luke and Rey is going to be so ridiculous. Ah yes, the cursed blade which slayed the younglings and defenders of the Jedi temple on Coruscant. I thought it lost forever...
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"You say this sword gave you visions when you touched it? And now you think I'm your father? Kid, I'm not your father. That sword is a replica; the real one fell into the middle of a gas giant like 45 years ago. Look, it says MATTEL on the bottom." SuperMechagodzilla fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Oct 9, 2017 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:"You say thus swords gave you visions when you touched it? And now you think I'm your father? These were recalled, the paint is toxic. You should probably see a doctor
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