Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Most people could. Hell, most inanimate objects could probably take Trump in a fight.

Mainly; stairs

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Most people could. Hell, most inanimate objects could probably take Trump in a fight.

Perhaps do, regularly.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Right now, Trump is having an Apprentice style board room meeting with Tillerson and Kelly demanding that they explain why they shouldn't be the one to get fired this week.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Would punching Trump feel more like hitting a November rotted jack o' lantern or like a long-since left in the danger zone room temperature boneless turkey?

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Dely Apple posted:

Would punching Trump feel more like hitting a November rotted jack o' lantern or like a long-since left in the danger zone room temperature boneless turkey?

it would feel like the hottest piss on the coolest day

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Dely Apple posted:

Would punching Trump feel more like hitting a November rotted jack o' lantern or like a long-since left in the danger zone room temperature boneless turkey?

Like a jello mold with Twizzlers in it.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



CurbYourEnthusiamTheme.mp4

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats


drat that good. Moving actually


Time to piss off my family in the US

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/916084993968840705

akiyba
Jan 28, 2009

Either nothing or WWIII. Tune in tomorrow to find out!

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Or he's firing Tillerson

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Most people could. Hell, most inanimate objects could probably take Trump in a fight.

Hell, a pretzel almost took out the last Republican president.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Maddow just reported that all personal devices are banned from the West Wing.

Kelly is trying to take Trump's tweetphone.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


akiyba posted:

Either nothing or WWIII. Tune in tomorrow to find out!

The ratings are going to be tremendous, believe me, just the biggest. And then, who knows? Maybe total nuclear annihilation.

*faggotdogsmile*

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

every single one of these threats have been empty what reason would we have to believe this one

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Three Olives posted:

Maddow just reported that all personal devices are banned from the West Wing.

Kelly is trying to take Trump's tweetphone.


Looooool he would literally be fired. Out of a cannon.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

You guys realize it's going to be something terrible right? Like whenever Trump wants to distract people from something he picks something that makes him look even shittier.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
So either Kelly gets the phone or he and Tillerson are gone? Something like that is happening tonight.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Dely Apple posted:

Would punching Trump feel more like hitting a November rotted jack o' lantern or like a long-since left in the danger zone room temperature boneless turkey?

StomachSceneInThing.jpg

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Flesh Forge posted:

Oh by odd coincidence it's the same woman promoting this poo poo:

https://www.nracarryguard.com/



Lol that this insurance scam is what anyone on the internet for more than 4 years tries to avoid... but fails due to subscription business models.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

That's the sound of a crowd politely sweating four-star bullets.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

I'm so sick of this. Vague, big statement. Questions about specifics are asked. He says we'll find out soon. Does nothing and it turns out there were never plans for that big thing. He still thinks he needs to create reality tv style drama over things that don't even exist just so people pay attention to him.

He is a 13 year old girl.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
To be clear: his brain takes the stairs as often as he does, and he owns history's fattest stock of hellfire.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Dely Apple posted:

Would punching Trump feel more like hitting a November rotted jack o' lantern or like a long-since left in the danger zone room temperature boneless turkey?

rotting jack o'lantern with boiled chicken skin stretched across it. it would slough off on your hand as the skull collapsed

seriosuly I pray to god someone slugs him before this is over. they'll be a national hero.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Three Olives posted:

Maddow just reported that all personal devices are banned from the West Wing.

Kelly is trying to take Trump's tweetphone.

Why isn’t she in the cabinet yet.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/916075344364556288

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Lol, “the poo poo works!”

Potus- “No! Black guy made fun of my fake hair!”

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Dude Don needs to resign.

We're treating this guy like he's a middle schooler who can't stop texting during class. This guy is an embarrassment to the United States/the whole world lol

yellowD
Mar 7, 2007

Durf posted:

rotting jack o'lantern with boiled chicken skin stretched across it. it would slough off on your hand as the skull collapsed

seriosuly I pray to god someone slugs him before this is over. they'll be a national hero.

there's not a jury in the world that would convict

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Catastrophe posted:

I'm so sick of this. Vague, big statement. Questions about specifics are asked. He says we'll find out soon. Does nothing and it turns out there were never plans for that big thing. He still thinks he needs to create reality tv style drama over things that don't even exist just so people pay attention to him.

He is a 13 year old girl.

https://twitter.com/CharlesMBlow/status/916035068489011202

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Waffle House posted:

Dude Don needs to resign.
That or Congress needs to grow a spine and invoke the 25th amendment

yellowD
Mar 7, 2007


yep, and now if I'm Iran, my only goal in life is to get nuclear warheads on missiles as quickly as I can

jfc we're hosed

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Some days it's hard to lol, but it's all I've got left.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I mean, to be fair, it's not really a surprise Donny Dotard is going to renege on the Iran deal, he IS an enormously fat retarded petty piece of poo poo dumpster baby of a human being soooooo :shrug:

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Howling my ovaries off laughing!!!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

IÃÂÃŒÂÌ° Ó̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉mÃÂ̺̩ Ç̬A̡̮̞̠ÚÉ̱̫ K̶eÓgÃÂ.̻̱̪̕Ö̹̟
https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/916051659041644544

*tucks lobster bib into shirt and begins rhythmically pounding on the table* PISS TAPE! PISS TAPE! PISS TAPE! PISS TAPE! PISS TAPE!

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Breitbart is losing their poo poo

They'll call down when they realize that the GOP making a bumper stock ban a priority also ensures that it will never pass.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/916051659041644544

*tucks lobster bib into shirt and begins rhythmically pounding on the table* PISS TAPE! PISS TAPE! PISS TAPE! PISS TAPE! PISS TAPE!

I wonder if the Apprentice guys could get away with releasing a transcript of Trump's racist rants and not the actual video

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF

Seriously what the gently caress does this mean, I'm legitimately worried

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Ashmole posted:

Seriously what the gently caress does this mean, I'm legitimately worried

Either someone is getting fired tomorrow or thermonuclear war.

One or the other.

Probably Tillerson or Iran.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5