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If you havent imagined Don Knotts cussing someone out for stalking him you just dream too small.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 16:28 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 14:08 |
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TheKennedys posted:He mentioned she had BPD, so yeah. She needs a loving, caring relationship with a good therapist (and even that likely won't do a whole lot of good), not with him. BPD girl was a different one, the one who tried to throw her boyfriend's dog out the window. This one is the rear end in a top hat who demanded that his girlfriend provide proof of her pap smear results and all but called her a liar. Both couples broke up, but it sounds like in pap smear skeptic's case, they're both just awful for each other.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 16:30 |
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Barudak posted:If you havent imagined Don Knotts cussing someone out for stalking him you just dream too small. "Killer! Slot machine freak!"
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 16:35 |
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Something on the CW
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 16:37 |
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Danaru posted:My[26F] boyfriend[39M] of 7yrs said something really upsetting when I tried talking to him about different birth control methods due to health concerns. Not sure what to say to him. You wouldn't think he'd have a problem with children, since he started dating one at 32 years old.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 16:45 |
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My girlfriend [30F] is mad at me because of our Christmas plans [29M]quote:The holidays are coming up soon and since we spent last Christmas with my girlfriend's family, we are spending this Christmas with my family. My parents live in a pretty boring farming town, so we decided that we would travel somewhere for Christmas. It would be my parents, my sister, my sister's boyfriend, me, and my girlfriend travelling together, and my dad would be paying for all of us (flights, hotel or cruise tickets, everything). We were deciding between two options, a Caribbean cruise or winter activities in Northern Canada - snowshoeing, hot springs, snowmobiling, aurora borealis. I love the snow and get quite seasick, so my vote was for Canada (plus white Christmas wooh!). My girlfriend voted for the Caribbean. In the end, we all voted and there were more votes for Canada 4-2. quote:I have thought that she has been selfish a number of times in the past. But she tells me that I'm the one being selfish for not wanting to do what she wants. So sometimes, I don't really know what's going on :\ quote:Well, at first she complained that I wanted to spend 1 week in Oregon (where my parents live) because she wanted to spend some time with her family too. The original plan was to go on the cruise. My girlfriend then said she does not like cruises because they are boring. My dad did some more research and thought Canada would be cool. I mentioned this to my girlfriend and now the cruise seems like a great idea and would be so much more fun. I guess if you're a warm weather, beach kind of person, a cruise does seem like more fun. But at no point in the planning was my girlfriend ever satisfied or excited about anything Behold! A Modern Medical Miracle! The Man Who Lived with No Spine!
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 17:01 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Benedict Cumberbatch how dare you, he would never be rude to a true fan
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 17:03 |
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Doggles posted:My [25F] boyfriend [27M] of a year has a cat and the way he treats it bothers me. Lmao. I hope this comically evil woman dies childless and alone with cats using her corpse as a litter box.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 17:03 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My girlfriend [30F] is mad at me because of our Christmas plans [29M] Also, she's a bitch.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 17:59 |
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quote:It's cold, this resort doesn't look like it has been upgraded since the 80's, That sounds like a great selling point to me. Put headphones on and play a-ha's Take On Me nonstop for the entire vacation.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 18:05 |
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cumshitter posted:That sounds like a great selling point to me. Put headphones on and play a-ha's Take On Me nonstop for the entire vacation. OP's got ya covered quote:I think she actually would enjoy it. Our summer vacation this year was to a cottage by the lake with no cable or wifi. So we just sat around, read some books, played board games, and it was awesome! I feel like this Canadian Christmas is exactly the same except it's 0 degrees out and snowy. I think you have a really good answer and it would be the best thing to do if my girlfriend was sane. But she is absolutely set on spending Christmas with me. She goes crazy if she is apart from me In case you wondered if our hero had learned anything from his post quote:"If she can't come back to you with a genuine apology and self-reflection about her unreasonable selfishness " This comment actually made me laugh out loud. I don't think she would even know how to do this. This is definitely not her only instance of being (in my opinion) selfish and unreasonable. I just can't imagine ending it... we already live together in an awesome apartment and her parents love me. Ugh. quote:Well, I'm not ignoring them. I just want breaking up with her to be my last resort. So if anyone has any comments or suggestions other than breaking up, something that will help me understand her side of it maybe, then I listen to those first.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 18:12 |
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I would be pissed too if this idiot took me to freaking Canada and some smelly cabin instead of a sunny Caribbean cruise. Girl needs to sever before she gets frostbite.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 18:18 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My girlfriend [30F] is mad at me because of our Christmas plans [29M] This guy is beyond selfish. Obviously the ticket to a healthy and strong relationship is to subsume all your desires and beliefs into your girlfriend's and never have an independent moment, thought, or plan again. Remember, plan for 1 because you aren't a person, you are a relationship accessory.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 18:20 |
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The op mentions his gf's family loves him. I'm curious what his family's take on her is
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 18:23 |
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p rude posted:The op mentions his gf's family loves him. I'm curious what his family's take on her is quote:My parents and sister think she's great (we Skype about once a month). My gf always jokes that my mum likes her more than me and it might be true haha. She's only met some of my extended family once and they were very welcoming and even got her Christmas presents. But she did not like my cousins because they are too loud (laugh too much, sing too much, we're always chatting and joking around). I'm not really sure why my girlfriend didn't want my cousin to stay the night. She just said "I dont' like guests in my home", which I thought was fine. My cousins and I are very close. I consider a lot of them to be like my brothers and sisters. My gf is not close AT ALL to her extended family and has told me more than once that she thinks it's weird that I keep in touch with my cousins.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 18:25 |
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quote:But she did not like my cousins because they are too loud (laugh too much, sing too much, we're always chatting and joking around). She sure sounds swell.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 18:26 |
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The girlfriend sounds like a chore but I wouldn't want a Christmas vacation to a yet more frozen hellscape, and I doubt his relatives are all as wonderful to be around as he thinks
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 18:30 |
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Battle of the Bastards: SovCit vs HOA [California] - I wish I never joined the HOA Board. Sov Cit in our community has been a problem for a few years, now filing erroneous leans on HOA Board Members homes and community property. quote:California
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 18:31 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Battle of the Bastards: SovCit vs HOA You're "The Man" now dawg
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 18:35 |
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Clark Nova posted:The girlfriend sounds like a chore but I wouldn't want a Christmas vacation to a yet more frozen hellscape, and I doubt his relatives are all as wonderful to be around as he thinks Well there's a few reasons he doesn't want to go on a tropical cruise: quote:The second vote was my mum. My gf and I live in Michigan, so we are definitely not strangers to the cold. It's true, my girlfriend prefers warm climate to cold. But my least favourite season is summer. The heat and sweating gives me a headache and rashes. So we definitely both had our reasons for voting how we did. Like I said, I'm not forcing her to go. But should I just give up the entire vacation with my family so that my gf and I can just stay here with her family (where it will still be cold!) quote:I'm okay with the seasickness. I have an inner ear problem that I get dizzy just walking around a corner too quickly haha, so motion sickness is something I deal with every day. It wouldn't be the BEST for me to be on a boat for 5 nights, but I can deal with it if I had to and wouldn't complain. But yeah, your 3rd point... she seems to think that any type of vacation we take should be about us as a couple. I dont' think she understands that I actually enjoy spending time with my family and that this vacation is also about them. Especially since my dad is freakin paying for all of it because they want us to be there! Final Verdict: They're perfect for each other and should stay together so as to not inflict themselves on anyone else.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 18:36 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I would be pissed too if this idiot took me to freaking Canada and some smelly cabin instead of a sunny Caribbean cruise. Girl needs to sever before she gets frostbite. Plus the snow and the separate country gives him the perfect opportunity to her because jfc she sounds like a rotten person to be around at all times
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 18:44 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Battle of the Bastards: SovCit vs HOA This guy has the best hobby.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:09 |
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Me [37M] with my wife [30F] of 7 years, she called my sister [35F] a name and refuses to apologize, but I don't blame her. How do I diffuse this?quote:This is a really complicated situation. What do you do? You high-five your Pete of a wife for that
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:21 |
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Doggles posted:Me [37M] with my wife [30F] of 7 years, she called my sister [35F] a name and refuses to apologize, but I don't blame her. How do I diffuse this? I like the apology letter one redditor suggested. quote:Dear Sis,
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:25 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I like the apology letter one redditor suggested.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:32 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I like the apology letter one redditor suggested. Holy poo poo, that is phenomenal.
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Doggles posted:Me [37M] with my wife [30F] of 7 years, she called my sister [35F] a name and refuses to apologize, but I don't blame her. How do I diffuse this? His brother knows what's up.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:39 |
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She's not a whore, she's a tramp.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:42 |
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Haifisch posted:My girlfriend [25F] of 2 years gets mad at me [27M] if I try to "stock up" on anything and will throw it out. How do we work through this I had an ex make fun of me once and call me a hoarder because I found six 8 packs of Gillette razor blades on clearance for $9 each. Almost 3 years of blades took up the same amount of space as a roll of toilet paper. She was more of the I'll pay $12 for 3 of them every month kind of person. For some reason she would always bring it up like I was a weirdo and no one gave a poo poo unless they congratulated me on being so lucky. I think she wanted to find one person that agreed with her.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:43 |
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The American Dream posted:I had an ex make fun of me once and call me a hoarder because I found six 8 packs of Gillette razor blades on clearance for $9 each. Almost 3 years of blades took up the same amount of space as a roll of toilet paper. This post reminded me that learning that having no girlfriend is okay and you're allowed to dump someone who makes you feel bad was the best thing that ever happened to me.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 19:47 |
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The American Dream posted:I had an ex make fun of me once and call me a hoarder because I found six 8 packs of Gillette razor blades on clearance for $9 each. Almost 3 years of blades took up the same amount of space as a roll of toilet paper. Opportunistic purchasing is one of the easiest ways to reduce household expenditure.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:01 |
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[quote="„The American Dream“" post="„477121891“"] I had an ex make fun of me once and call me a hoarder because I found six 8 packs of Gillette razor blades on clearance for $9 each. Almost 3 years of blades took up the same amount of space as a roll of toilet paper. She was more of the I’ll pay $12 for 3 of them every month kind of person. For some reason she would always bring it up like I was a weirdo and no one gave a poo poo unless they congratulated me on being so lucky. I think she wanted to find one person that agreed with her. [/quote] It's funny what some people bring up over and over again just to say some meaningless poo poo. I'm glad that you dumped her, man!
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:04 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Let's play guess the show! You guys probably guessed right already, but I'd bet money it's Norman Reedus. That cat story was an incredible story of self-ownage. I was never a fan of cats, but my boyfriend got one this year and he's an obnoxious yowling monster that wakes me up at five a.m. crying for breakfast, but watching my boyfriend interact with him and how much he loves the cat makes me happy. He makes a beeline for his cat as soon as he gets home.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:11 |
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Oh god I forgot that show still has fans
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:19 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Battle of the Bastards: SovCit vs HOA An update! [UPDATE] [California] - Sov Cit vs. HOA quote:California Never thought I'd be rooting for an HOA, but I can't resist the siren song of sovcits getting dunked on
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:34 |
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It's the combination of arrogance, obstinance, and stupidity. You always root for the SovCit to get dunked on.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:42 |
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Danaru posted:An update! Yeah. A lot of jurisdictions put in measures to slam the gently caress down on frivolous liens after SovCits started using them constantly to harass people. It's great.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:44 |
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when his fringed rhubarb comes in, he'll be able to upset the whole trial.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:54 |
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SovCit is that 'group' that doesn't recognize American currency and doesn't want to pay taxes and stuff, right? Or am I thinking of 3%-ers? I don't think I've ever been this interested in getting an update.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:59 |
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Turnabout Rhubarb Yes, I am about to cross-examine an unopened bag of fertilizer, your honor!
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