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mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
So what's the plan for the truck when it gets to Florida?

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

steady posted:

Hey now, what about us? Aren't we all some sort of parental figures to Dave?

E: How does it feel to have so many dads, Inchie?

Kinda gay

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

mariooncrack posted:

So what's the plan for the truck when it gets to Florida?

Bonfire of course.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Whoops, either the door blew open or I forgot to latch it last night and it used up all the propane

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


The Royal Nonesuch posted:

This is one of the great injustices of our time - geese should rightfully be seen as rats or similar vermin and exterminated accordingly. I work at a place that has a lot of greenspace, is open to the general public (read: morons) and I cannot begin to describe the trouble they have caused me. I lust for goose death.

Place I used to work at until recently is int he migration path of Canadian Geese here in TX. They stop off, nest in one of their planter boxes, have a bunch of little goslings, then leave. They're right across the street from a lake and green area (or were - it was under construction when I was ousted) and the geese love it. They're ballsy bastards. Walk right down the middle of the parking lanes and won't move for cars. Not terribly afraid of people, either. Poop, everywhere.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Wheel cylinders arrived, about to check if correct. Previous estimates of no propane were found to be false, pilot light went out.

I have placated the Daddo.



Daddo may actually be a bear, as he said *WRHHRHRAAUUUR* and went back to eating his bee hive

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Darchangel posted:

Place I used to work at until recently is int he migration path of Canadian Geese here in TX. They stop off, nest in one of their planter boxes, have a bunch of little goslings, then leave. They're right across the street from a lake and green area (or were - it was under construction when I was ousted) and the geese love it. They're ballsy bastards. Walk right down the middle of the parking lanes and won't move for cars. Not terribly afraid of people, either. Poop, everywhere.

Richland College (for those not local, the largest campus in the DCCCD system) has a bunch of geese and ducks on campus. The geese are loving dicks and will chase you for their own amusement.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

Richland College (for those not local, the largest campus in the DCCCD system) has a bunch of geese and ducks on campus. The geese are loving dicks and will chase you for their own amusement.

Imho, the werner herzog quote about chickens is far more true of your average goose than it is of any chicken

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Geese get a lot less aggressive when you have a shotgun and a stamp that says you can shoot them. Even if they can't see either of these items they will somehow know you have them.

SUSE Creamcheese
Apr 11, 2007
The geese around my office are pretty tame when they aren't nesting, I wouldn't mind having them around if they didn't constantly poo poo everywhere.


DICK DICER posted:

Daddo...a bear

Checks out :v:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
BISON BC - Take the next exkt

https://youtu.be/rBYbo-9xNwc

Electric Wizard - Dopethrone

https://youtu.be/Ugj6rvDj0Mk

INCHI DICKARI fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Oct 7, 2017

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Just go here https://epermits.fws.gov/eRCGR/ and fill it out and then you are legally able to smash their nests or generally harass geese. Go forth.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

DICK DICER posted:

BISON BC - Take the next exkt

https://youtu.be/rBYbo-9xNwc

Electric Wizard - Dopethrone

https://youtu.be/Ugj6rvDj0Mk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Yu8hySOPM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlM9wM6rsa0

YOUR MOVE, DAVE

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

This album's a hoot.

Previously mentioned Space Fisters Volume 1

https://youtu.be/400ayI5Do5U

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
X cops - Cavity Search :getin:

https://youtu.be/QXPLr7l1ftY

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I could only take like 10 min of that.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

Plinkey posted:

I could only take like 10 min of that.
Does this help?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyZmK7OXbwQ
:v:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Plinkey posted:

I could only take like 10 min of that.

Sounds like you need some lighting bolt

https://youtu.be/h9T0ICrAzqU

Or some black pus

https://youtu.be/X0ldEDT8LvY

Or some Maldoror

https://youtu.be/b3Rh4ZHq4k4

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlEfjWxmll0

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010


Every time I see these videos I don't understand why they don't just beat the loving goose to death. It's just a goose. gently caress canadian geese, they're flying rats.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Can I eat the geese and leave the President unrescued?

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum

DICK DICER posted:

BISON BC - Take the next exkt

https://youtu.be/rBYbo-9xNwc

Electric Wizard - Dopethrone

https://youtu.be/Ugj6rvDj0Mk

gently caress The Sun - Stone from the Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e961PRCk4hY&t=613s

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Got this for you, you floppy wieners: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZKPpeuHvJk

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
if your forearm doesn't congeal into a 2 grip muscles after that track we gotta talk.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Can we just leave the President to be devoured by the geese?

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Every time I see these videos I don't understand why they don't just beat the loving goose to death. It's just a goose. gently caress canadian geese, they're flying rats.

Because the crazy old office lady who owns six parakeets is sitting in the window next to that guy filming, and she's going to report the poo poo out of you to HR. HR is nothing if not huge CYA wankers, so they'll go full ~due diligence~ with ten minutes of googling and give you a final writeup/fire you for illegally killing a migratory game bird on company property in a unacceptable act of violence witnessed by multiple horrified employees who now require paid counselling.

Darchangel posted:

[geese] Walk right down the middle of the parking lanes and won't move for cars.

Can confirm this. So can the bold, stupid-rear end dinosaur bird that failed to yield to me earlier this year :ssh:

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Every time I see these videos I don't understand why they don't just beat the loving goose to death. It's just a goose. gently caress canadian geese, they're flying rats.
Slightly overweight, middle aged, balding dude in a suit* with no tie gets in a fight with a bird and loses, and you have questions about this?

* maybe business casual, the fact that it's unclear is indicative of the issue

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Fermented Tinal posted:

Can I eat the geese and leave the President unrescued?

Death by friendly fire is not uncommon.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

DICK DICER posted:

This album’s a hoot.

I see you.

Cocoa Crispies fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Oct 7, 2017

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

GWAR has been mentioned earlier in this thread, ( :rip: Oderus), but the GWAR guys had some great side stuff. X-Cops just got a shoutout. But for true beauty, the Dave Brockie Experience is where it's at.

If you've never heard "40,000 times," you need to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY-KZbCUuQE

But the true masterpiece is "You want to suck my dick":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaH5OxX8f34

You'll be humming it all day.

BUT I'M NOT GAY

meatpimp fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Oct 7, 2017

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I SEE A FEARSOME FORCE

https://youtu.be/kVzseVv3EeE

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I'm so loving over nebraska. Two flats today and out of cigarettes due to DJSteako

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
3 flats, just picked up another one in the freshly repaired tire.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
time for solid tubes my man

Old Binsby
Jun 27, 2014

drat you've gotten more flats in a few weeks than I have my entire life and I biked to work literally every day for 5 years

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Jesus Christ man. Is it all because of those goat head things? We have sand spurs here that are similar, the spikes are like sharpened loving steel and break off in the tire then good luck finding it.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Jesus Christ man. Is it all because of those goat head things? We have sand spurs here that are similar, the spikes are like sharpened loving steel and break off in the tire then good luck finding it.

Some of it is raw natural talent

mcgreenvegtables
Nov 2, 2004
Yum!
Would you ride on these?

https://www.cycletogo.com/product/tannus-aither-1-1-shield-single-bike-tire-700x40c-40-622-27x1-5-40630-midnight-black/

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah but jesus thats an expensive tire, I linked some 700x38c that a pair was half that cost just last page

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