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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Texans can't have nice things

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Today has been an awful day for Houston sports fans

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Kirios posted:

Remember when Titans fans had confidence this year?

Lol if you couldn't read the sarcasm

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
Rip Texans season

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
DUVAAAALL

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Alex Smith is a pretty good scrambler, it's almost his main strength besides not throwing picks

Yep. I know it's been a long time, but he was kind of Tebow 1.0 for Urban Meyer at Utah.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Odd week bullshit Wooo!!!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
BOB is the worst coach in a division with Pagano.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

purkey posted:

Odd week bullshit Wooo!!!

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




This is probably a lost season BUT OH MY GOD WE HAVE A QUARTERBACK!

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

Kirios posted:

This is probably a lost season BUT OH MY GOD WE HAVE A QUARTERBACK!

Same but Smash Mouth Football.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

If every team has a lost season can any team really have a lost season? Makes you think

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

purkey posted:

If every team has a lost season can any team really have a lost season? Makes you think

Well not really

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I honestly have no idea who the best team in the division is.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Kirios posted:

I honestly have no idea who the best team in the division is.

Everyone is 8-8

Frustrated
Jun 12, 2003

Kirios posted:

I honestly have no idea who the best team in the division is.

Well as of tonight the Texans have a good offense, the Jags have a great defense, and the Titans and Colts might have good offenses when they get their QB's back? It feels so weird that the Jags are probably the best team in the division thanks to key injuries for every other team. (I know Robinson going down was big, but Bortles still sucks).

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Jags with an actual quarterback would be legit scary.

Congrats to the Jags for breaking Ben's spirit btw.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I just woke up and saw the Texan's injury news....I am so sorry Texans fans.

purkey posted:

Everyone is 8-8
Jaguars are going to go 9-7 because of Odd Week Bullshit + their bye being on an even week.


Mega64 posted:

Jags with an actual quarterback would be legit scary.

Congrats to the Jags for breaking Ben's spirit btw.
I am looking forward to my Jaguars overpaying for Alex Smith after he has balled out with a 1st round QB behind him and the Jags playing too well this season to finally not draft in the top 5, when there will be multiple QBs worthy of a top 5 pick now that they gave up on Bort.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
From the aftermath thread:

https://twitter.com/RMSummerlin/status/917109209845633024

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Honestly if he was going to do that I would have preferred he stiffarmed him or something. Still pretty badass though.

Too bad I hated the Fournette pick! I am eating so much crow this year.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Mega64 posted:

Jags with an actual quarterback would be legit scary.

Congrats to the Jags for breaking Ben's spirit btw.

I welcome a return to the olden days of the Jags beating opposing quarterbacks so badly they retire.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

xeria posted:

I welcome a return to the olden days of the Jags beating opposing quarterbacks so badly they retire.

That playoff game against the Dolphins ruled.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/JJWatt/status/917347940754128896

:(

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

ManMythLegend posted:

That playoff game against the Dolphins ruled.
I will savor it forever.

xeria posted:

I welcome a return to the olden days of the Jags beating opposing quarterbacks so badly they retire.
Despite the D's performance so far this year I am still terrified that Phillip Rivers is going to tear the Jaguars up like he always does when they play in a couple weeks.
I hope next week Todd Wash can learn from what the Seahawks did and keep the Rams neutered, but its an even week and the Jaguars are at home in Duval (instead of on the road/in London) so Goff will probably have a career day.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Welcome to Sacksonville.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Sorry I was horribly injured for your entertainment everyone. My bad.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

TSBX posted:

Welcome to Sacksonville.
I desperately wanted more sacks yesterday, but we got 5 picks instead so I am okay with it.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Dante Fowler already having four sacks is the weirdest thing

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

purkey posted:

Dante Fowler already having four sacks is the weirdest thing
He is a trash human being and is only looking good because he is playing on a line with Yannick Ngakoue, Calais Campbell, and Malik Jackson.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

He is a trash human being and is only looking good because he is playing on a line with Yannick Ngakoue, Calais Campbell, and Malik Jackson.

For the record, I wanted Leonard Williams at that pick.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/JordanHeckFF/status/917225295563952129

This was on his 48 yard TD to Fuller

houstonguy
Jun 2, 2005

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

How many more games until I'm allowed to think Watson is a franchise QB without looking like a homer?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

TSBX posted:

For the record, I wanted Leonard Williams at that pick.
I was hard on for Leonard Williams too. But DEs!

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

He is a trash human being and is only looking good because he is playing on a line with Yannick Ngakoue, Calais Campbell, and Malik Jackson.

At least he's better than Derrick Harvey! Yeah, he's a total rear end in a top hat though

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

I kinda want the Jags to offer Cleveland like a 5th or 6th for Kessler since the Browns apparently are never going to let the guy play again.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Sheriff posted:

How many more games until I'm allowed to think Watson is a franchise QB without looking like a homer?

I think he looks legit, but the real test is always going to be the second year. Give defenses an offseason to learn a person, and then things get crazy.


Still, Watson looks even better than I was hoping he'd be.

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
If we are still speaking this highly of Watson after next season I am pretty much going all in. I am very optimistic right now.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Too bad I hated the Fournette pick! I am eating so much crow this year.

Yeah me too

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Sheriff posted:

How many more games until I'm allowed to think Watson is a franchise QB without looking like a homer?

20

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