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I'm a seamstress at a military alterations shop and I like to skim the nametapes for funny surnames. Favorites include: Munsterman Meathouse Meatyard Sniffen Person Shufflebarger Robert Hamburger (bob burger  )Bonus rank combos: Captain Cadet and Major Sass
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Meathouse is the clear winner for this entire thread. It doesn't matter what his rank is or what branch he's in, it's amazing regardless. Private Meathouse. Rear Admiral Meathouse. Staff Sgt Meathouse. Lieutenant Meathouse. Fuckin' Meathouse, greatest name since SSgt Max Fightmaster. venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 02:31 on Oct 10, 2017 |
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Oct 10, 2017 02:28
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Meathouse is the greatest name ever.
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Oct 10, 2017 02:29
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I hope Meathouse and Meatyard fall in love
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Oct 10, 2017 02:31
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Munchables posted:I hope Meathouse and Meatyard fall in love The Meathouse-Meatyard wedding announcement would b magnificent.
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Oct 10, 2017 02:32
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Oct 10, 2017 02:35
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Man Isis was such a pretty name before those terrorist fucks ruined it.
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Oct 10, 2017 02:48
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I'm not sure which is worse, her parents thinking Harambe was a good middle name way before the gorilla was relevant, or her changing it intentionally because of the gorilla
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Oct 10, 2017 03:43
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TheKennedys posted:I'm not sure which is worse, her parents thinking Harambe was a good middle name way before the gorilla was relevant, or her changing it intentionally because of the gorilla I remember this being posted last year, iirc she was born with both names, parents were hippies etc E: yeah: https://news.avclub.com/an-interview-with-a-young-woman-whose-actual-name-is-is-1798260473
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Oct 10, 2017 10:18
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That's got to be the most 2017 coincidence I've ever heard of.
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Oct 10, 2017 11:15
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Bertrand Hustle posted:That's got to be the most 2017 coincidence I've ever heard of. Its sad to see someone peak so young. Also I noticed I said "last year" but it was only in April. Time in 2017 is very very skewed...
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Oct 10, 2017 11:47
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Bertrand Hustle posted:The Meathouse-Meatyard wedding announcement would b magnificent. Munchables posted:I hope Meathouse and Meatyard fall in love Vincent Van Goatse posted:Meathouse is the greatest name ever. Bertrand Hustle posted:Meathouse is the clear winner for this entire thread. It doesn't matter what his rank is or what branch he's in, it's amazing regardless. Meathouse is not a meme.
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Oct 10, 2017 12:10
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Grape Juice Vampire posted:I'm a seamstress at a military alterations shop and I like to skim the nametapes for funny surnames. Favorites include: Can confirm Shufflebarger is real, have a co-worker with that last name.
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Oct 10, 2017 12:33
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Jerry Cotton posted:Meathouse is not a meme. it is now
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Oct 10, 2017 13:11
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Jerry Cotton posted:Meathouse is not a meme. Jerry Meathouse: food slut.
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Oct 10, 2017 13:12
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I called an insurance company and spoke with a woman named Merxy, which sounds super scifi/fantasy protagonist and I kind of love it. I also have a game I play at work called "Out of people on today's schedule, who should not get married and hyphenate their last names?" Some of my favorites include: Kram-Bam Skelton-Coffin Henry-Hemry Cotton-Sack
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Oct 10, 2017 13:22
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Jerry Cotton posted:Meathouse is not a meme. Everything's coming up Meathouse! Richard Meathous Nixon
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Oct 10, 2017 13:24
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Male Tears posted:Can confirm Shufflebarger is real, have a co-worker with that last name. There was recently a baseball player named Tim Spooneybarger
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Oct 10, 2017 13:45
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I called an insurance company and spoke with a woman named Merxy, which sounds super scifi/fantasy protagonist and I kind of love it. Uuuuuh "shouldn't"?????
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Oct 10, 2017 16:05
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I called an insurance company and spoke with a woman named Merxy, which sounds super scifi/fantasy protagonist and I kind of love it. "Do you take this woman to be your AWFULLY wedded wife? Say 'I BOO!'"
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Oct 10, 2017 16:19
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Lord Hydronium posted:The Skelton-Coffin wedding will be held on Halloween and officiated by the Cryptkeeper. This is honestly what I wanted my wedding to be, but for some reason no one else was into it. 
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Oct 10, 2017 17:09
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:This is honestly what I wanted my wedding to be, but for some reason no one else was into it. Man, I will fly to wherever you're at and attend that friggin' wedding.
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Oct 10, 2017 17:15
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Nostradingus posted:Man, I will fly to wherever you're at and attend that friggin' wedding. Get us at the tenth anniversary party; I'm pushing this idea through for that!
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Oct 10, 2017 17:29
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Tonly
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Oct 11, 2017 03:34
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First name Naziree.
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Oct 11, 2017 04:19
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poop dood posted:There was a girl at my bar yesterday named Dejanearahe. White as driven snow, too. I assume like the song at the end of Airheads
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Oct 11, 2017 06:01
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I also have a game I play at work called "Out of people on today's schedule, who should not get married and hyphenate their last names?" Some of my favorites include:
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Oct 11, 2017 07:31
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Bertrand Hustle posted:The Meathouse-Meatyard wedding announcement would b magnificent. They'll buy a nice meathouse with a big meatyard, perfect for their meatkids and meatdog
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Oct 11, 2017 08:33
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We gotta lotta lotass
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Oct 11, 2017 09:29
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I met a Mario when I was in Germany, he named his son Mario and claimed Mario 2 for himself.
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Oct 11, 2017 09:43
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I know this guy quite well and wouldn't peg him as one of those people who lies to tell a good story (eg "no my mom works at a doctors so she knows La-a's mom") but I'm pretty sure this is one of those urban legend names right?
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Oct 11, 2017 10:15
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:We gotta lotta lotass an expression that says "I'm about to ask you what're YOU lookin' at?, but ah, I already know the answer, and it pleases me in a secret place."
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Oct 11, 2017 11:42
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jojoinnit posted:I know this guy quite well and wouldn't peg him as one of those people who lies to tell a good story (eg "no my mom works at a doctors so she knows La-a's mom") but I'm pretty sure this is one of those urban legend names right? It's fake, but not in an urban legend way. That's from the musical In The Heights (Lin Manuel Miranda's first Tony winner), Usnavi is one of the main characters and that's how he got his name.
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Oct 11, 2017 13:47
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meiram posted:It's fake, but not in an urban legend way. That's from the musical In The Heights (Lin Manuel Miranda's first Tony winner), Usnavi is one of the main characters and that's how he got his name. Well San Ababis I was ready to believe it 
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Oct 11, 2017 14:07
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meiram posted:It's fake, but not in an urban legend way. That's from the musical In The Heights (Lin Manuel Miranda's first Tony winner), Usnavi is one of the main characters and that's how he got his name. Oh dang that's where I know it from. I've literally only seen one musical show in my entire life and it was In The Heights last winter.
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Oct 11, 2017 15:35
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Chinese woman who chose Winky to be her English name.
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Oct 11, 2017 18:28
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I risked my life taking a picture of this while driving. I hope it was worth it.
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Oct 11, 2017 18:35
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jojoinnit posted:I know this guy quite well and wouldn't peg him as one of those people who lies to tell a good story (eg "no my mom works at a doctors so she knows La-a's mom") but I'm pretty sure this is one of those urban legend names right? It absolutely is. It's the Lemonjello of South America. I've heard stories about Usnavis living in Colombia, Peru, Venezuela, etc. Friend of a friend swears it's true.
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Oct 11, 2017 19:07
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ladron posted:It absolutely is. It's the Lemonjello of South America. I've heard stories about Usnavis living in Colombia, Peru, Venezuela, etc. Friend of a friend swears it's true. Really? Ha, I sort of wondered where LMM came up with it. The exact description in the image matches the description from the musical pretty exactly though.
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Classic.
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