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Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

omg :hmbol:

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lmao

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

lol

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Could someone label this so I know what's going on?

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Reporters must have a monks patience to not just loving roast Trump every time he says something dumb. Imagine how unforgiving you'd be to a friend if they said something like this? You'd bust their chops over something like this at their own mothers funeral for gods sake.

"She was a lovely woman. .... who raised SUCH A HUMBLE CHILD HAHAHA!"

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Duck and Cover posted:

Could someone label this so I know what's going on?

yeah, I'm, not sure if it's "suck suck suck" or "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Duck and Cover posted:

Could someone label this so I know what's going on?

Pence is in the process of locating the finger

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

those hands, they tiny

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Duck and Cover posted:

Could someone label this so I know what's going on?

he's moving the tie out of the way

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

those hands, they tiny

It's an optical illusion because they are in the frame with his rear end.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Tumble posted:

Reporters must have a monks patience to not just loving roast Trump every time he says something dumb. Imagine how unforgiving you'd be to a friend if they said something like this? You'd bust their chops over something like this at their own mothers funeral for gods sake.

"She was a lovely woman. .... who raised SUCH A HUMBLE CHILD HAHAHA!"

When he was on Stern back in the day they'd encourage his stupid boasts and he would just sit there like a little bitch just happy to be hanging with the cool kids while they played him and laughed in his face

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Duck and Cover posted:

Could someone label this so I know what's going on?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Ahhh, this is so much better. Thank you Dizz.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Burt Sexual posted:

Trump Jr. gets to kill more stuff!

Donald Trump Jr to attend Steve King's pheasant hunt
http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Donald-Trump-Jr-to-attend-Steve-Kings-pheasant-hunt-450207893.html

I think everyone knows what "pheasant" is code for.

They are totally going to be hunting homeless vets until Jean Claude Van Damme stops them.

Careful Drums posted:

that's crazy, what if a golf ball sets off a mine?

Play it where it lies, Mr. President.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Thanks but why's Pence kneeling? Political comics are so hard to understand, too subtle.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Duck and Cover posted:

Thanks but why's Pence kneeling? Political comics are so hard to understand, too subtle.

I dont know but he's disrespecting our troops and also trump's dick

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

Duck and Cover posted:

Thanks but why's Pence kneeling? Political comics are so hard to understand, too subtle.

how do you give blowjobs?

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/AmirAminiMD/status/917732748600672256

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

how do you give blowjobs?

I go to home depot.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Well he's not wrong, but on the other hand lol

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

how do you give blowjobs?

69ing on a bed is the only acceptable way in God's eyes

Capitalism is founded on the principle of never giving anything for free

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005


The hacks still shilling for Hillary is a lol of its own.

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007


Between this and “I’m the most humble”, I can’t :hmbol: any more today.

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
I'm on Russia's side at this point because they supplied us with lols and the downfall of America

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

The entire twitterverse should be tweeting "Bernie would have won" at this guy non stop all day.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chernobyl baby posted:

I'm on Russia's side at this point because they supplied us with lols and the downfall of America

av/post combo

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Velvet Elvis posted:

Between this and “I’m the most humble”, I can’t :hmbol: any more today.

you can and you will

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/917808812878385152

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011

exploded mummy posted:

av/post combo

Pretty sure that's cheating coz I'm too poor

Just pretend I have a lovely anime av instead

Flarpy
Aug 13, 2016

Velvet Elvis posted:

Between this and “I’m the most humble”, I can’t :hmbol: any more today.

He's the most :hmbol:.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
ahahah

Mensa offers to host IQ test for Trump and Tillerson

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/354718-mensa-offers-to-host-iq-test-for-trump-and-tillerson

Excuses and backpedaling incoming

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!
Salad Prong
The trump paradox - achieve the highest tv ratings and money draw in the history of humanity by agreeing to broadcast the tillerson v trump iq test on ppv but be exposed as an idiot. Need one of those button press memes.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Catastrophe posted:

ahahah

Mensa offers to host IQ test for Trump and Tillerson

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/354718-mensa-offers-to-host-iq-test-for-trump-and-tillerson

Excuses and backpedaling incoming

Now that's some :discourse: tier response.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I like how Trump is the ultimate big city hukster who has duped a bunch of rubes into voting for him because he has a golden tower and a bunch of pretty ladies

"Those loving new yorkers with their funny way of talking and their big city values are destroying our country, that's why we need trump, he tells it like it is!"

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

This is pretty good

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


:drat:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Catastrophe posted:

ahahah

Mensa offers to host IQ test for Trump and Tillerson

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/354718-mensa-offers-to-host-iq-test-for-trump-and-tillerson

Excuses and backpedaling incoming

You know Trump is going to be throwing a fit demanding that he get to prove how smart he is and everyone else around him will be going, "NOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!"

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/917822422874836994

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



My cache just got the new Stupid Newbie avatar. I have to applaud Lowtax for coming up with a way to save the forums.

Hell, if everyone's avatar reverted to that every six months Lowtax could retire...

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

someone needs to teach trump about "lol" or :hmbol:

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