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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




in the latest plot twist, my google keyboard now recommends autocorrect not for Myname Mysurname but for Myname Celebritysurnames

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



cinci zoo sniper posted:

in the latest plot twist, my google keyboard now recommends autocorrect not for Myname Mysurname but for Myname Celebritysurnames

oh hai i upgraded your fam

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
bluetooth is very bad hth

also my android keeps turning notification sounds on for no reason which could be fun during a meeting. other times it puts itself on do not disturb

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

I use BT in my car and it works great 100% of the time, but I have an iphone. get a phone that's not broken next time.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bt is good and works fine on android. Accidentally hitting the volume buttons will enter and exit dnd mode and there are automatic rules that may be set as well

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
yeah the volume thing could be my fault for being clumsy when I put it into my pocket or something. guess I was spoiled with the iphones' toggle silence switch.

I was going to keep arguing the BT point by using the poo poo mic quality of my friend's headset as an example but then I remembered that it was paired to a ~Microsoft Surface~ and lol

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
windows is also very bad at 2-way bt audio

idk if it's the bt stack itself or what but fairly decent headsets that work with everything else have massive stuttering/audio drop out issues

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I remember having to download the Toshiba Bluetooth stack on Windows to make it work even halfway properly so yea I'm gonna blame ms

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

also my android keeps turning notification sounds on for no reason which could be fun during a meeting. other times it puts itself on do not disturb

i don't understand why so many Android devices do this, it's a terrible design. the one time i installed a custom rom it had an extra os setting to make the volume buttons *only* adjust media volume, never the ringer or do-not-disturb. it was soo nice

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i don't understand why so many Android devices do this, it's a terrible design. the one time i installed a custom rom it had an extra os setting to make the volume buttons *only* adjust media volume, never the ringer or do-not-disturb. it was soo nice

The default is to adjust the ringer volume now unless media is playing or you interact with the on-screen volume controls. It's EXTREMELY loving garbage

The XKCD Larper
Mar 1, 2009

by Lowtax

Blue Train posted:

The default is to adjust the ringer volume now unless media is playing or you interact with the on-screen volume controls. It's EXTREMELY loving garbage

Wut, U scared you cant mute your pornhubs fast enough & your mom will hear? LOL

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

My phone stays on vibrate and there's no reason to change it. Lol if you otherwise

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

infernal machines posted:

windows is also very bad at 2-way bt audio

idk if it's the bt stack itself or what but fairly decent headsets that work with everything else have massive stuttering/audio drop out issues

bluetooth originally only had low-quality headset

then they got high quality audio when they added a2dp (rear end 2 dick protocol)

airpods have high-quality two-way when you use them with a modern iphone but fall back to headset mode with basically anything else

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
android is lomarf

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Blue Train posted:

My phone stays on vibrate and there's no reason to change it. Lol if you otherwise

Can't hear a vibrating phone inside your purse. Vibrate at work, ringer everywhere else.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Lol if you don't keep your phone in your anus

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
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bluetooth is very bad hth

also my android keeps turning notification sounds on for no reason which could be fun during a meeting. other times it puts itself on do not disturb
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I have a way to fix that if it's still and issue:

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Cocoa Crispies posted:

bluetooth originally only had low-quality headset

then they got high quality audio when they added a2dp (rear end 2 dick protocol)

airpods have high-quality two-way when you use them with a modern iphone but fall back to headset mode with basically anything else

a2dp is trash and lol if airpods don't even support it.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Shaggar posted:

a2dp is trash and lol if airpods don't even support it.

oh yeah they support it, but not with bidirectional audio

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
wouldn't you do a2dp and hsp or w/e the headset one is at the same time? that's how every headset I've ever used did it in the past.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

cis autodrag posted:

Can't hear a vibrating phone inside your purse. Vibrate at work, ringer everywhere else.

would you still have this strat if girl clothes, as a rule, had real functional pockets

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Lutha Mahtin posted:

would you still have this strat if girl clothes, as a rule, had real functional pockets

yeah, why would I stuff all my poo poo in pockets like some sort of human junk drawer when I can have a cute accessory that holds and organizes my things? it's kind of condescending when men complain about pockets on our behalf like we can't figure out what we want for ourselves.

also most of my dresses have deeper pockets than man jeans but I only use them for discretely taking my phone to the shitter

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

cis autodrag posted:

yeah, why would I stuff all my poo poo in pockets like some sort of human junk drawer when I can have a cute accessory that holds and organizes my things? it's kind of condescending when men complain about pockets on our behalf like we can't figure out what we want for ourselves.

also most of my dresses have deeper pockets than man jeans but I only use them for discretely taking my phone to the shitter
would you still have this strat if girl clothes, as a rule, had real functional pockets

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

cis autodrag posted:

it's kind of condescending when men complain about pockets on our behalf like we can't figure out what we want for ourselves.

i only even know about this because of the many women i have known in my life, people very close to me, who have spoken so very articulately about the issue. but you are correct that i can't claim first-hand grievance about it

Lutha Mahtin fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Oct 10, 2017

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i've been trying to find a decent purse or bag to carry all of my poo poo around

tired of having to shove things into my pants like an animal that wears pants

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
wear a toolbelt

and no pants

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

women put their iPhones in their rear end pockets so as to make men stare at their asses. this is a form of warfare.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i only even know about this because of the many women i have known in my life, people very close to me, who have spoken so very articulately about the issue. but you are correct that i can't claim first-hand grievance about it

i hear women on the internet complain about it all the time but literally none of my irl friends have a problem. it really comes down to whether you like accessories or if you're *beep boop must maximize utility of attire*

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
~=my waif=~ is always complaining about not having pockets because she likes pockets, I guess. seems reasonable to me

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



to the surprise of absolutely no one, oneplus has been phoning home.

https://www.chrisdcmoore.co.uk/post/oneplus-analytics/

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Endless Mike posted:

to the surprise of absolutely no one, oneplus has been phoning home.

https://www.chrisdcmoore.co.uk/post/oneplus-analytics/

i imagine my last-job coworker is now going *his 1+ tucked away* i dont have anything to hide anyways. what will they see, facebook photos of my toddler eating cookies over the bed sheets?

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

cis autodrag posted:

i hear women on the internet complain about it all the time but literally none of my irl friends have a problem. it really comes down to whether you like accessories or if you're *beep boop must maximize utility of attire*

That’s why I only wear cargo shorts

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Endless Mike posted:

to the surprise of absolutely no one, oneplus has been phoning home.

https://www.chrisdcmoore.co.uk/post/oneplus-analytics/

it's almost like these tiny pocket computers cost actual money to build

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
for less than 500 dollars you too can own a telephone that fails to call 911 AND reports every time you open snapchat

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Endless Mike posted:

to the surprise of absolutely no one, oneplus has been phoning home.

https://www.chrisdcmoore.co.uk/post/oneplus-analytics/

well that makes one number they can dial at least

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

for less than 500 dollars you too can own a telephone that fails to call 911 AND reports every time you open snapchat
verge score: 8.9

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

hobbesmaster posted:

well that makes one number they can dial at least

:drat:

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

you need to get the ONE TRUE islamic android phone



quote:

The phone supports Android 4.2.2 Jelly Bean and is powered by a 1.3GHz quad-core processor and 1GB RAM. The five-inch smartphone also features an 8MP camera, a 2,000mAh battery and a 32 GB microSD card that stores all the data mentioned above.

According to the phone's website, the Peace Mobile 2 smartphone "has been designed to teach this religion of peace and be a powerful day to day tool for practicing Muslims all over the world."

the phone is old but I just found out about it. seems like dr zakir naik has a solid plan

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Hugh G. Rectum posted:

you need to get the ONE TRUE islamic android phone




the phone is old but I just found out about it. seems like dr zakir naik has a solid plan

years ago in jakarta i remember seeing a sim card at 7-11 that billed itself as "the world's first halal" cell service provider. i wonder if that was version one.

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



when you see an android listed as running v4, it is quite easy to presume it's a new handset in fairness.

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