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Kaubocks posted:good news friend, you can bring the switch anywhere i would like to but I'm running this presentation and the clients might find it a bit insulting if I just zone out at the podium playing switch
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iajanus posted:i would like to but I'm running this presentation and the clients might find it a bit insulting if I just zone out at the podium playing switch gently caress 'em, they're already dead inside.
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Oct 11, 2017 00:17
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TFRazorsaw posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4xW9aCg2zY "If you do not buy our game Mario will literally enter our world and take control of you. Or maybe that happens if you DO buy our game. Maybe you'd be into that. I dunno."
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Oct 11, 2017 00:23
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iajanus posted:i would like to but I'm running this presentation and the clients might find it a bit insulting if I just zone out at the podium playing switch don't zone out, include them! perfect time to show them your crops
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Oct 11, 2017 00:25
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Viewtiful Jew posted:"If you do not buy our game Mario will literally enter our world and take control of you. Or maybe it's just a fun musical about the game.
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Oct 11, 2017 00:26
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Tender Bender posted:People really really don't want to admit the Switch is a handheld and I'm not sure why. Because officially it's not
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Oct 11, 2017 00:27
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TFRazorsaw posted:Or maybe it's just a fun musical about the game. Correct. This is just all in good fun. That's not to say there's never been commercials where someone is actually running from the product.
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Oct 11, 2017 00:28
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TFRazorsaw posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4xW9aCg2zY holy gently caress
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Oct 11, 2017 00:30
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Viewtiful Jew posted:Correct. This is just all in good fun. And where is that happening in this? There's just street dancing and everyone looking really happy, even the guy who gets captured when Mario throws his hat through his window looks super stoked about being possessed.
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Oct 11, 2017 00:33
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iajanus posted:Sitting in meetings and am only thinking about watering my parsnips I'm sitting here with anxiety, remorse and guilt from dying in the mine 2 days ago. Edit: 2 real human days, not 2 in-game days.
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Oct 11, 2017 00:34
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Kaubocks posted:don't zone out, include them! perfect time to show them your crops i can't until i get some sort of travel dock to plug into the hdmi projector here when i do then these fuckers are going to be getting a pretty good lesson on the lifecycle of parsnips and the intricacies of watering cans
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Oct 11, 2017 00:50
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Lakbay posted:It was a certain time period you needed to preorder too so it might have passed While the original promotion suggested it had to be within a certain time period, that's no longer the case: I just preordered a copy from bestbuy.com and it was pretty explicit that it'd come with the coin (a $20 value!). I'm going to need a new shelf for all these preorder novelties.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:04
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XyrlocShammypants posted:Because officially it's not How so?
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Oct 11, 2017 01:16
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Realtalk, when is the last time Nintendo put this much $/effort into marketing for a Mario game?
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Oct 11, 2017 01:26
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the whole wii u era had them scaling their marketing back significantly
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Oct 11, 2017 01:30
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Even nintendo was ashamed of that Fisher Price lookin slate
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Oct 11, 2017 01:32
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The sad part of the WiiU was it was really comfortable to use and a great innovation, but was hamstrung by literally no half-effective marketing. I still love mine but it was always going to be DOA with how they put it forward.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:34
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TFRazorsaw posted:And where is that happening in this? There's just street dancing and everyone looking really happy, even the guy who gets captured when Mario throws his hat through his window looks super stoked about being possessed. he literally said the super mario odyssey commercial was all in good fun, jesus do you even read the posts you respond too
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Oct 11, 2017 01:38
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I've stated before that I have trouble reading the mood behind a discussion sometimes. Sorry.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:40
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Tender Bender posted:How so? From how it's marketed officially to Nintendo official documents it's not labeled as a portable device but a "home video game console" or a "hybrid console" occasionally but less often
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Oct 11, 2017 01:45
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XyrlocShammypants posted:5 years from now the Nintendo Switch successor will be running on the A14x chip if you know what I mean Honestly I'd be stoked if Apple bought Nintendo. But I'm prly gonna feel too old to be playing video games in 5 years.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:46
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XyrlocShammypants posted:From how it's marketed officially to Nintendo official documents it's not labeled as a portable device but a "home video game console" or a "hybrid console" occasionally but less often OK, and it is a fully functioning handheld. You don't ever need to dock it.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:49
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They should make a multiplayer Mario Maker. Little Big Planet got so many laughs from my friends and me.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:49
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[quote="“Tender Bender”" post="“477258331”"] OK, and it is a fully functioning handheld. You don’t ever need to dock it. [/quote] A small minority play exclusively handheld so playing in higher resolutions on a bigger screen is important. For me if it didn't dock I would have bought it, full stop
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Oct 11, 2017 01:51
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XyrlocShammypants posted:A small minority play exclusively handheld so playing in higher resolutions on a bigger screen is important. For me if it didn't dock I would have bought it, full stop That's totally fair but it doesn't change the fact that it's a handheld.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:53
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The PSP had component cable output and therefore was a console.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:54
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acksplode posted:I was shocked when Samus Returns was announced, I would've thought 3DS would be in maintenance mode the moment Switch was released.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:55
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Tender Bender posted:OK, and it is a fully functioning handheld. You don't ever need to dock it. If Nintendo doesn't see it as one then it doesn't really matter considering the discussion at hand.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:56
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This argument is gonna be super lame for the next five to ten years. Guys it's both. That's the whole gimmick And of course Nintendo sees it as both, why we getting picross and Pokemon alongside Mario kart 8, Mario Odyssey, and botw?? They merged their portable and console teams a while back iirc
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Oct 11, 2017 01:58
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Because releasing games for your new console is good
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Oct 11, 2017 01:59
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Tender Bender posted:That's totally fair but it doesn't change the fact that it's a handheld. Does shoving Amiibos up your rear end make them dildos? Essentialism arguments are always a waste of time even moreso than other internet debates.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:59
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KingSlime posted:This argument is gonna be super lame for the next five to ten years. I agree. It's a handheld and a console, which is what it's always been marketed as and why their stated intention to combine their software lines isn't a secret lie.
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Oct 11, 2017 02:00
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Midjack posted:Does shoving Amiibos up your rear end make them dildos? It's a loving handheld dude explain how it isn't instead of posting white noise.
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Oct 11, 2017 02:01
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if they ever follow through with the rumored pro dock then making the "not a portable" distinction becomes more pronounced. We can dream! I'm perfectly fine with dock only AAA titles one day if that's the compromise we have to make
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Oct 11, 2017 02:01
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Picross Kart
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Midjack posted:Does shoving Amiibos up your rear end make them dildos? if amiibos came with swappable, textured heads of all sorts, were shaped like dicks, and vibrated via batteries yeah that would make them dildos
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Oct 11, 2017 02:02
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Like it's pretty obvious it's a console that can go handheld but it's not the focus.
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how is the portable aspect empashized less than the console aspect? in other words what aspects signal to the console part the being focus?
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Oct 11, 2017 02:04
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A console... With a battery and a screen, that can be held in your hands, and taken anywhere... But not a handheld.
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KingSlime posted:if amiibos came with swappable, textured heads of all sorts, were shaped like dicks, and vibrated via batteries yeah that would make them dildos Amiibo gently caress yourself. (Not directed at anyone in particular)
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