Sydney Bottocks posted:I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Milky bobs on hot bhabis on Facebook. Sweet uncles shaking rods. Trolled sexy actress over the size of her navel. All these things will be lost like shagged bitch lasagnas. Super bowl...to you.
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It was 1962. I was a radio operator stationed in Aksai Chin. I was able to pick up foreign transmissions, you see, Contracts, these Chinese operators don't keep serious about information security. Probably drinking or DRUG. In those days I was more self motivated, Contracts. I sent a message "Hi dears" "Who is this?" "Open cloth" "Who is commander?" "Show vagene" That's when the real party started, Contracts
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I have been reading the Contracts emails out loud to my husband all week and getting laughs. Are goons still receptive towards other goons reading random poo poo?
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I dunno, as long as you don't try to imitate a raceist Indian accent I guess There seems to be two types of emails now: one about recruitment, one about housing... no idea why Maybe they're gay Indians? quote:From: "Rebecca Herzl" <cioaedet@hiv.com.au>
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ECONOMY POWER HOUSES
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I have been reading the Contracts emails out loud to my husband all week and getting laughs. Are goons still receptive towards other goons reading random poo poo? It depends on if you are capable of get pragnet
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I always wait for the absurdly racist/homophobic drop and it never disappoints
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Watch ur back Contracts. Don't get stuck out on the mean streets
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Sounds like the government should subsidize LGBT dating services
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quote:From: "Rebecca Herzl" <cioaedet@hiv.com.au> Nice. It's the little things that assure you this message is indeed from a local white concerned with housing prices.
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Women I know who get the vegana bob stuff usually commented or tagged a mate on a popular facebook group post.
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economic power bottoms
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Kind of relevant Time reporting that the Indian Supreme Court ruled that sex with a child bride is now considered rape. ![]()
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Syrian Lannister posted:Kind of relevant Certainly that will fix the problem with child brides ![]()
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I'm seriously addicted to sour patch kids tho
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Sydney Bottocks posted:I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Milky bobs on hot bhabis on Facebook. Sweet uncles shaking rods. Trolled sexy actress over the size of her navel. All these things will be lost like shagged bitch lasagnas. Super bowl...to you. ![]() Fleta Mcgurn posted:I have been reading the Contracts emails out loud to my husband all week and getting laughs. Are goons still receptive towards other goons reading random poo poo? I for one would be cool with it, so long (as Tsunemori said) you don't do any racist Indian accent. Hell, I think a refined, Queen's English accent would actually make it funnier. Also, man has marathoning this thread been a trip.
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I am anxiously waiting for the inevitable "I am fed up with your petty racist underhanded bullshit, Contracts!'
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CommissarMega posted:
RP accent would be incredible on this.
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CommissarMega posted:I for one would be cool with it, so long (as Tsunemori said) you don't do any racist Indian accent. Hell, I think a refined, Queen's English accent would actually make it funnier. I think it would be funny to read it like a newscaster. You know, that particular cadence reporters use as if to say by their tone of voice "this is serious and important".
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I've just been reading it in my normal voice ![]()
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Someone who can do a passable 70s-80s John Cleese needs to get on this
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I think I must be mentally regressing to my teenage years, because it's been a couple days and I still find myself chuckling over "show me ur bert hole"
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I've just been reading it in my normal voice I hope that your normal voice isn't a racist Indian accent. ![]()
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Lol yes
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Read them in a funny Indian accent, just not a racist funny one.
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fruit on the bottom posted:RP accent would be incredible on this. I can do this for you. Which one would you like recorded?
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Oh geez, this is a big decision. I like the one where he demands that Contracts resigns but I think we should get a thread consensus on this.
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Tsunemori posted:I dunno, as long as you don't try to imitate a raceist Indian accent I guess Vote yes or the gays will retaliate with AIDS? lmao
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Tsunemori posted:I dunno, as long as you don't try to imitate a raceist Indian accent I guess Tried for newscaster. Failed miserably. ![]()
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Syrian Lannister posted:Kind of relevant only now? lol now people are just gonna marry children and NOT gently caress them
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I have avatars turned off, so it was only today when I saw my avatar that some dumbo spent $10 on. LOL, I'm not Indian by nationality or ethnicity.
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Wait, really? I thought you'd bought it yourself to mock D&D with.
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WarpedNaba posted:Wait, really? I thought you'd bought it yourself to mock D&D with.
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Bajaj posted:I have avatars turned off, so it was only today when I saw my avatar that some dumbo spent $10 on. LOL, I'm not Indian by nationality or ethnicity. You also posted this which is still a lol: ![]()
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WarpedNaba posted:Tried for newscaster. Failed miserably. Please do more
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WarpedNaba posted:Tried for newscaster. Failed miserably. ![]() I could listen to the Contracts Saga all day.
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