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SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Milky bobs on hot bhabis on Facebook. Sweet uncles shaking rods. Trolled sexy actress over the size of her navel. All these things will be lost like shagged bitch lasagnas. Super bowl...to you.

# ? Oct 10, 2017 20:48

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# ? May 19, 2024 06:24

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

It was 1962. I was a radio operator stationed in Aksai Chin. I was able to pick up foreign transmissions, you see, Contracts, these Chinese operators don't keep serious about information security. Probably drinking or DRUG.

In those days I was more self motivated, Contracts. I sent a message

"Hi dears"
"Who is this?"
"Open cloth"
"Who is commander?"
"Show vagene"

That's when the real party started, Contracts

# ? Oct 10, 2017 21:10

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I have been reading the Contracts emails out loud to my husband all week and getting laughs. Are goons still receptive towards other goons reading random poo poo?

# ? Oct 10, 2017 22:54

Tsunemori: Nov 20, 2006; HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH

I dunno, as long as you don't try to imitate a raceist Indian accent I guess

There seems to be two types of emails now: one about recruitment, one about housing... no idea why

Maybe they're gay Indians?

quote:

From: "Rebecca Herzl" <cioaedet@hiv.com.au>
Date: 10 Oct 2017 6:01 pm
Subject: Contracts just voting yes or we will be in trouble
To: <Contracts>
Cc:

Contracts, Quickly fill in yes and post it now!

Sydney house market must keep rising or if the bubble burst it will destroy everyone's job!

LGBTs are the only hope to save Sydney now! Those couples, dual income, no kids, one bedrooom is enough for them, nobody fire them or they can sue their bosses for discrimination. They are economy power houses!

Most of them live in Eastern Surburbs Sydney and thats how they make it so expensive! We should just attract more LGBTs from other parts of the world to live in Sydney so our houses can keep rising forever!

We CANNOT allow any "no" votings. Listen Contracts, do you know that in NSW 80% of new AIDS cases are gays? In other parts of the world AIDS people retaliate society by putting their blood in a syringe, hide it in public areas to hurt people! So here in Sydney, with easy access to syringe everywhere, what do you think some of the LGBT could do to us if they are upset about the voting result?!! wake up Contracts!!!!!

Wake up Contracts, please, tell everyone to voting yes. Otherwise if this failed, house crash of Sydney would be our least concern!

Than you for your help,

Rebecca

# ? Oct 10, 2017 23:13

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

ECONOMY POWER HOUSES

# ? Oct 10, 2017 23:28

naem: May 29, 2011

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I have been reading the Contracts emails out loud to my husband all week and getting laughs. Are goons still receptive towards other goons reading random poo poo?

It depends on if you are capable of get pragnet

# ? Oct 10, 2017 23:31

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

I always wait for the absurdly racist/homophobic drop and it never disappoints

# ? Oct 10, 2017 23:36

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Watch ur back Contracts. Don't get stuck out on the mean streets

# ? Oct 11, 2017 00:16

Fantastic Flyer: Aug 9, 2017

Tsunemori posted:

Sounds like the government should subsidize LGBT dating services

# ? Oct 11, 2017 00:20

zombienietzsche: Dec 9, 2003

quote:

From: "Rebecca Herzl" <cioaedet@hiv.com.au>

Nice. It's the little things that assure you this message is indeed from a local white concerned with housing prices.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 00:27

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Away all Goats posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM2NQgIG-QM

# ? Oct 11, 2017 00:34

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Women I know who get the vegana bob stuff usually commented or tagged a mate on a popular facebook group post.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 01:31

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

also show bob / vegine

# ? Oct 11, 2017 02:54

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

economic power bottoms

# ? Oct 11, 2017 02:55

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:39

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Kind of relevant

Time reporting that the Indian Supreme Court ruled that sex with a child bride is now considered rape.

:unsmith:

# ? Oct 12, 2017 05:38

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

Syrian Lannister posted:

Kind of relevant

Time reporting that the Indian Supreme Court ruled that sex with a child bride is now considered rape.

Certainly that will fix the problem with child brides :thunk:

# ? Oct 12, 2017 05:57

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Candlelight Virgil posted:

I'm seriously addicted to sour patch kids tho

# ? Oct 12, 2017 06:23

CommissarMega: Nov 18, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Milky bobs on hot bhabis on Facebook. Sweet uncles shaking rods. Trolled sexy actress over the size of her navel. All these things will be lost like shagged bitch lasagnas. Super bowl...to you.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I have been reading the Contracts emails out loud to my husband all week and getting laughs. Are goons still receptive towards other goons reading random poo poo?

I for one would be cool with it, so long (as Tsunemori said) you don't do any racist Indian accent. Hell, I think a refined, Queen's English accent would actually make it funnier.

Also, man has marathoning this thread been a trip.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 09:45

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

I am anxiously waiting for the inevitable "I am fed up with your petty racist underhanded bullshit, Contracts!'

# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:24

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CommissarMega posted:

I for one would be cool with it, so long (as Tsunemori said) you don't do any racist Indian accent. Hell, I think a refined, Queen's English accent would actually make it funnier.

Also, man has marathoning this thread been a trip.

RP accent would be incredible on this.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:36

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dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

CommissarMega posted:

I for one would be cool with it, so long (as Tsunemori said) you don't do any racist Indian accent. Hell, I think a refined, Queen's English accent would actually make it funnier.

I think it would be funny to read it like a newscaster. You know, that particular cadence reporters use as if to say by their tone of voice "this is serious and important".

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:17

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I've just been reading it in my normal voice :shrug:

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:51

TheKennedys: Sep 23, 2006; By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Someone who can do a passable 70s-80s John Cleese needs to get on this

# ? Oct 12, 2017 19:31

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 9 days!

I think I must be mentally regressing to my teenage years, because it's been a couple days and I still find myself chuckling over "show me ur bert hole"

# ? Oct 13, 2017 02:58

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I've just been reading it in my normal voice

I hope that your normal voice isn't a racist Indian accent. :colbert:

# ? Oct 13, 2017 04:24

naem: May 29, 2011

# ? Oct 13, 2017 06:42

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

naem posted:

Lol yes

# ? Oct 13, 2017 12:15

Streak: May 16, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

Read them in a funny Indian accent, just not a racist funny one.

# ? Oct 13, 2017 12:24

Afriscipio: Jun 3, 2013

fruit on the bottom posted:

RP accent would be incredible on this.

I can do this for you. Which one would you like recorded?

# ? Oct 13, 2017 12:53

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Oh geez, this is a big decision. I like the one where he demands that Contracts resigns but I think we should get a thread consensus on this.

# ? Oct 13, 2017 22:13

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Tsunemori posted:

I dunno, as long as you don't try to imitate a raceist Indian accent I guess

There seems to be two types of emails now: one about recruitment, one about housing... no idea why

Maybe they're gay Indians?

Vote yes or the gays will retaliate with AIDS? lmao

# ? Oct 13, 2017 22:36

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Tsunemori posted:

I dunno, as long as you don't try to imitate a raceist Indian accent I guess

There seems to be two types of emails now: one about recruitment, one about housing... no idea why

Maybe they're gay Indians?

Tried for newscaster. Failed miserably.