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Pick posted:Why be afraid of me? I'm a beautiful, smart woman inviting someone to become a better man. Well, I-I didn't mean… I mean th-that's not what ..Uh, wow. Anime. That's a thing that there is. Definitely. Whole lotta um...Y'know. Wheelies. For dogs. Winston Churchill.
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This isn't the first "my girlfriend acts like a cat" story and I don't get why those women are into simulated cat sex. They probably don't know how it works, because basically a male cat shreds a girl cat's vag with their barbed penis and that's why they bite the girl's neck: to keep them from running away.
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cumshitter posted:This isn't the first "my girlfriend acts like a cat" story and I don't get why those women are into simulated cat sex. They probably don't know how it works, because basically a male cat shreds a girl cat's vag with their barbed penis and that's why they bite the girl's neck: to keep them from running away. At least she's not trying to be a sexy duck. I [19 F] am constantly interested in guys that aren't available, and once they are I'm no longer interested quote:I am struggling because I am always interested in people that aren't available (e.g. teachers, people in power). Recently I was interested in a bartender [23 M] at my school, with the assumption that it would be against the rules for us to date. I've since found out that this isn't the case, and I helped him close and he gave me a ride to the dorms. Nothing happened, but now that I know that it is possible, I'm less interested. This has happened to me many times. Has anyone had a similar experience? How did you deal with it?
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fruit on the bottom posted:I [19 F] am constantly interested in guys that aren't available, and once they are I'm no longer interested Either stop being 19 or start writing letters to guys doing life behind bars
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fruit on the bottom posted:Well, I-I didn't mean… I mean th-that's not what I believe in you. I know you can live up to your potential. People were right about you, you can be great, if you try. 
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Oct 12, 2017 05:22
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Pick posted:Why be afraid of me? I'm a beautiful, smart woman inviting someone to become a better man.
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Oct 12, 2017 05:33
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Gonna be honest, I only date move-in ready people.
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PetraCore posted:Realtalk I wouldn't want to date a person if I wasn't a better person with them, but I also wouldn't want to date a person treating me as a fixer-upper with a list of improvements in mind. Because that really just means they don't respect me or love me at the start. I think you love the people you treat like this, but idk if you respect them? Plus, it means best case scenario, if you stop being such a loser they'll get bored and start looking for someone even more pathetic to latch onto. Or you stay a loser forever and they enable you while quietly hating themselves.
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Barudak posted:Gonna be honest, I only date move-in ready people. I only date the equivalent of the Victorian home that would be super nice as soon as we can wrangle the toilets
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PetraCore posted:Realtalk I wouldn't want to date a person if I wasn't a better person with them, but I also wouldn't want to date a person treating me as a fixer-upper with a list of improvements in mind. Because that really just means they don't respect me or love me at the start. I think you love the people you treat like this, but idk if you respect them? Realtalk: You're not good enough yet. You're not good enough yet. You'll never be good enough to completely relax about it. Self-improvement is a lifelong mission for the sake of your soul.
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Pick posted:Realtalk: You're not good enough yet. You're not good enough yet. You'll never be good enough to completely relax about it. Self-improvement is a lifelong mission for the sake of your soul.
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Pick posted:Realtalk: You're not good enough yet. You're not good enough yet. You'll never be good enough to completely relax about it. Self-improvement is a lifelong mission for the sake of your soul.
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Jim Barris posted:That's kind of intense, Pick. It depends on how it is. If someone wants to date me because my issues make me a tempting target.... no. Dating someone who appreciates me for my strengths and wants to put effort into helping me with my issues... si mami.
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PetraCore posted:Realtalk I wouldn't want to date a person if I wasn't a better person with them, but I also wouldn't want to date a person treating me as a fixer-upper with a list of improvements in mind. Because that really just means they don't respect me or love me at the start. I think you love the people you treat like this, but idk if you respect them? Let other people fix you so you can watch the light go out of their eyes when they realize all their effort was wasted as you have them open the 8 breakup letters you left on your desktop.
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I still wanna hear about what happened to Pick's inheritance if you're gonna insist on oversharing your issues on a declining comedy forum. Wanting to fix other people's problems is the job of a shrink, not a girlfriend, where at least your own issues won't be an obvious impediment, or at least that's what I learned from Frasier.
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Oct 12, 2017 06:45
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Don't commoditize empathy.
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If pick gets birthday cards from a financial advisor then she probably has at least $50K in assets. Or less, I dunno how those millenial robo management online advisors work. If it was wasted then maybe running down an inherited IRA? Just cus I work in the industry: Pick, if your annual/quarterly fees are always the same round number amount being withdrawn then you're below the investment minimum for their program and you should do research and self manage.
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I'm out of this fight. The spear of Encouraging Words has broken my shield of Irony and I am left defenseless in sea of Goon. Also I don't have anything funny to say.
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Almost all of my relationships start based upon me being attractive and superficially charming, then the various awful things about me and my personality slowly chip away at the ability of the other person to tolerate me until it either leads to a massive drama thing or they quietly inform me that they're tired, unhappy, and done being with me. In essence, there's no such thing as good enough for other people, so just try to find someone you like and stay with them, but my advice is terrible so don't listen to me anyway.
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We must all sit beneath the Bodhi Tree and date ourselves, eventually severing after failing to communicate or improve. In this severing we become Pete and then, turning inward, we see that all is Pick. In this way, one can date the Bodhi Tree and become an E/N success story. Namaste
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[23F] discovered my BF [24M] of a few months has a whole secret life I didn't know about, revolving around an obsession with college girls.quote:So…I guess you could say this has been an issue the whole relationship. My BF is suuuuper hung up on the fact that he was a 'late bloomer' relationship wise and didn't have any relationships while he was in college. I'm his first 'real' relationship. Ahaha you're dating *that* guy who shows up to college parties. Men are the worst.
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La Brea Carpet posted:[23F] discovered my BF [24M] of a few months has a whole secret life I didn't know about, revolving around an obsession with college girls.  are creeped out by that increasingly-older guy still hanging around college parties. (He's not going to stop unless something forces him to or unless his brokebrain suddenly fixes itself)
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Wasn't there another college fetishist dude a while back? I remember him being harmless though. Who the gently caress isn't sick of "college parties" by the end of college anyway christ almighty
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La Brea Carpet posted:[23F] discovered my BF [24M] of a few months has a whole secret life I didn't know about, revolving around an obsession with college girls. There are sites for that. Jesus, it's 2017go keep pace with time 
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andrew smash posted:Wasn't there another college fetishist dude a while back? I remember him being harmless though. people who missed out on them, presumably.
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Yeah. I didn't do "college parties" until my fifth year!
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Pvt.Scott posted:Yeah. I didn't do "college parties" until my fifth year! A portrait of the poster as a young creeper https://www.google.com/search?q=van...ZhIP9ol6zoEvHM:
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andrew smash posted:Wasn't there another college fetishist dude a while back? I remember him being harmless though. Yeah, he wasn't cheating, just oddly obsessed with banging his GF on a campus or something?
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[quote="“The Sexual Shiite”" post="“477304684”"] A portrait of the poster as a young creeper https://www.google.com/search?q=van...ZhIP9ol6zoEvHM: [/quote] I was never that ugly.
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The Sexual Shiite posted:A portrait of the poster as a young creeper expected:  was still not disappointed despite being wrong
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Pick posted:Don't commoditize empathy. It's not commoditisation. It's that having empathy for someone doesn't automatically give you the ability to give them the help they need. Goddamn do I know that too well.
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Pick posted:Realtalk: You're not good enough yet. You're not good enough yet. You'll never be good enough to completely relax about it. Self-improvement is a lifelong mission for the sake of your soul. Oh, drag yourself down off the cross. Being okay with yourself is not a moral failure, it's work so difficult most people need professional help to achieve it. It's also not the end of self-improvement, only the kind which is fueled entirely by neuroticism.
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being okay with yourself is the first excuse in the inevitable downslide into complacency and death. red queen hypothesis, bitch. never stop self improving or the world will slam dunk u into a toilet. - POSTED WHILE EXERCISING
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:being okay with yourself is the first excuse in the inevitable downslide into complacency and death. red queen hypothesis, bitch. never stop self improving or the world will slam dunk u into a toilet.
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I haven't been ok with myself in a long time and it hasn't really helped. If I was more at peace with myself I might feel a sense of stewardship
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What qualifies as a good person is not a static idea. Hell, look at what a good man in 1910 was like compared to a good man in 2010. And to think, well that is the passage of history, but there's been people live to see that passage of history. Next time, it might be you. Do you really want to be unchanging? Is that really something you can afford to do? It was that moment when you decide to stop growing, but you start becoming worse, because really everything is changing around you, that requirement will never really change until you die.
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Pick posted:What qualifies as a good person is not a static idea. Hell, look at what a good man in 1910 was like compared to a good man in 2010. And to think, well that is the passage of history, but there's been people live to see that passage of history. Next time, it might be you. Do you really want to be unchanging? Is that really something you can afford to do? It was that moment when you decide to stop growing, but you start becoming worse, because really everything is changing around you, that requirement will never really change until you die. Things good people do: 1. Constantly post on a dead gay forum
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LimburgLimbo posted:Things good people do: I think I'm being pretty upfront about the idea that I too am on this never ending quest
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