2017 The NFC North: Fuck the entire NFC North. Including my own team.

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Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

https://twitter.com/ttwentyman/status/918209097434042368

From the sounds of it, Stafford should probably be good for the game against the Saints, which is one hell of a relief.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:27

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# ? May 17, 2024 04:13

ulmont: Sep 15, 2010; IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Acebuckeye13 posted:

From the sounds of it, Stafford should probably be good for the game against the Saints, which is one hell of a relief.

Damnit.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:21

Danny LaFever: Dec 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Saints avoided the inevitable dissection by Razor Rudock

# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:34

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Detroit_Dogg posted:

lol it's been Staff for a long while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br5Dhy84YnM

# ? Oct 12, 2017 13:00

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Ansah isn't gonna ever be free of that knee problem, is he?

# ? Oct 12, 2017 13:31

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

incompetent posted:

and gay

Don't care, I love my team's big gay QB

# ? Oct 12, 2017 14:15

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Fenrir posted:

Don't care, I love my team's big gay QB

I would prefer if he was gayer

# ? Oct 12, 2017 14:46

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

VJeff posted:

Ansah isn't gonna ever be free of that knee problem, is he?

Lol don't tell me you had hope

# ? Oct 12, 2017 15:01

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

nerve posted:

I would prefer if he was gayer

I'd be 100% down with this

# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:13

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

VJeff posted:

Ansah isn't gonna ever be free of that knee problem, is he?

I don't know if he'll be on the team next year. The Mormon contingent is fading away.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:31

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

Bradford, Diggs and Easton (starting LG) out for the Vikings on Sunday.

:sigh:

# ? Oct 13, 2017 18:41

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

wow we're gonna get hosed. i didn't even know diggs got hurt.

# ? Oct 14, 2017 10:53

GokuGoesSSj69: Apr 15, 2017; Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

Yeah Diggs being out is huge but if the Vikings win this it'll be by the defense's effort anyway.

# ? Oct 14, 2017 11:20

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Fenrir posted:

I'd be 100% down with this

# ? Oct 15, 2017 02:51

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/PhilMackey/status/919596362311794688

# ? Oct 15, 2017 18:24

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Packers do you guys need a Glennon?

# ? Oct 15, 2017 18:25

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Dexo posted:

Packers do you guys need a Glennon?

nobody does, literally no body

# ? Oct 15, 2017 18:26

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

I'm shocked there's not more people Snoopy dancing in this thread.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 18:50

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Packers are going to get killed by the Saints next week. Brees will score at will. Hopefully it's not a broken collarbone and Rodgers can be back for the Detroit game after the bye week.

Saints - Loss
Bye
Lions - Winnable without Rodgers but most likely a loss
@Bears - Should still be a win
Ravens - Should still be a win. Ravens are garbage.
@Steelers - Should definitely be a loss without Rodgers but Ben is pretty awful so far.

So I guess I'm optimistic unless it's a season ending injury but I don't think it is.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 19:32

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

nmfree posted:

I'm shocked there's not more people Snoopy dancing in this thread.

We learned our lesson in 2013.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 19:43

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

nmfree posted:

I'm shocked there's not more people Snoopy dancing in this thread.

https://twitter.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/919640992675794944

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:11

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

Ah yes, remember that time Rodgers broke his collarbone?

2013, week 9. He'd return week 17

If you wanna know how that went for the division, and especially the Lions, who were first in the division, won at Soldier Field for the first time since '07, won their first Thanksgiving game (and against GB!) since '03, and needed just 3 wins to make playoffs:

2013, Weeks 10-16:
Packers: 2-4-1
Vikings: 3-3-1
Bears: 3-4
Lions: 2-5

lol

time is an endless circle

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:28

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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The Green Bay Paeckernicks

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:37

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Gonna laugh real hard when Chicago wins the division after starting 0-4 in the NFC, and with a rookie QB no less.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:42

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Rodgers gonna come back for the playoffs and lead us to the promised land.

Sign Kap.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:46

Boon: Jun 21, 2005; by R. Guyovich

I'm getting real sick of watching dead Packers starters every game for the better part of a decade.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:51

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

186 posted:

Rodgers gonna come back for the playoffs and lead us to the promised land.

Sign Kap.

Super Bowl is in Minnesota. It's already in motion

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:52

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Even as a Vikings fan I feel bad for Rodgers. In a league where assholes are the norm, he seems like a decent guy.

Zeroisanumber fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Oct 15, 2017

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:56

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Most sane NFC north fans don't hate Rodgers outside of sports hate as the QB of a rival team

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:58

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

there's one man who has a ton of experience throwing to GB packers players for tons of tds. he's almost certainly available for a trade

that man? Smokin' Jay Cutler

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:08

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Welp

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:10

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Double welp.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:14

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Even as a Vikings fan I feel bad for Rodgers. In a league where assholes are the norm, he seems like a decent guy.

I've heard that IRL hes a huge a hole.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:24

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

AS ONE NFC NORTH QB FALLS

ANOTHER HAS ARISEN TO TAKE HIS PLACE

https://twitter.com/_MarcusD2_/status/919660844732043264

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:29

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Dexo posted:

Packers do you guys need a Glennon?

Um we have a Scott Tolsein.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:34

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Lions have no defense, all of a sudden.

Lions O-line consists of substitute math teachers and janitors.

Lions receivers have a new strategy of "tip every 4th pass into defenders hands".

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:48

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

CharlestheHammer posted:

Um we have a Scott Tolsein.

No we don't.
We have Callahan on the practice squad and that's it for QB depth, we only kept two going into the season and Scott Tolzien signed with the Colts in 2016 dude.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Oct 15, 2017

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:54

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Honestly, it's not inconceivable that the Lions get swept by the NFC South and beat everyone else.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:55

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

The Saints scored twenty eight points off turnovers. Defense and special teams made mistakes, but this loss was almost entirely on the offense.

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GokuGoesSSj69: Apr 15, 2017; Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

186 posted:

Rodgers gonna come back for the playoffs and lead us to the promised land.

Sign Kap.

The Packers aren't making the playoffs without him. Sorry.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 22:08

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