PYF Bootleg/Knockoff: When God Whre Me He Wsust Sherngshu

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EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
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Oh god I'm gonna sing it with that spelling every time now. A pox upon your family.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:03

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# ? May 11, 2024 05:08

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

I like the sort of shoulder-shrugging honesty to this old-rear end bootleg

# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:29

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

I'm looking forward to "_{I can't believe it's not} GUMBY"

# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:48

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Toe to tip, that's a Gumby!

# ? Oct 13, 2017 03:48

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

CzarChasm posted:

Who is leader of ze club,
making for you and me?
M-I-K-C-E-Y M-U-O-S-E!

Давай comrade; is not so bad,
we'll drink til we can't see!
M-I-K-C-E-Y M-U-O-S-E!

# ? Oct 14, 2017 13:16

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Achewood is still terrible, I see.

# ? Oct 14, 2017 13:17

UWBW: Aug 3, 2013; Permanently banned from the Alamo

Randaconda posted:

Achewood is still terrible, I see.

# ? Oct 14, 2017 14:03

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

The typography is poo poo.

# ? Oct 14, 2017 15:27

UWBW: Aug 3, 2013; Permanently banned from the Alamo

Hey look buddy, it's my god given right to internalize criticism of things that I like as criticism of myself and get really mad about it! And you can't stop me!

Anyway, content:

# ? Oct 14, 2017 15:44

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

UWBW posted:

That one's not a bootleg, it's an art piece
http://randyregier.com/portfolio/tardy-the-man-pony/

# ? Oct 14, 2017 15:52

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

What would that even be a bootleg of? Is there some man-faced horse that's popular with kids?

# ? Oct 14, 2017 16:41

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Pastry of the Year posted:

I like the sort of shoulder-shrugging honesty to this old-rear end bootleg

That's not Gumby, that's Pit Pat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uco5Ed-5y2U

# ? Oct 14, 2017 16:46

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

muscles like this! posted:

That's not Gumby, that's Pit Pat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uco5Ed-5y2U

Oh man, thank you so much for making this connection.

# ? Oct 14, 2017 16:48

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Elfface posted:

What would that even be a bootleg of? Is there some man-faced horse that's popular with kids?

Don't tell me you haven't heard of the popular japanese dating sim My Horse Prince

# ? Oct 14, 2017 17:03

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

HOW IS HE HOLDING THINGS?

# ? Oct 14, 2017 17:24

TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Stoatbringer posted:

HOW IS HE HOLDING THINGS?

He learned it from the Powerpuff Girls.

# ? Oct 14, 2017 17:28

Elkyrie: Mar 18, 2014

Never mind holding, how is this supposed to work, how is he not faceplanting with both his front hooves occupied:

extreme horse core strength?

# ? Oct 14, 2017 18:38

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

Horsecore is pretty overrated. If someone offered to play some for me, I'd say neigh.

# ? Oct 14, 2017 19:36

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RickVoid posted:

Horsecore is pretty overrated. If someone offered to play some for me, I'd say neigh.

# ? Oct 14, 2017 19:46

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

If life has taught me anything, it that you don't question horses that have the faces of men. You smile politely, nod once, then leave without ever looking back.

# ? Oct 14, 2017 20:55

Queen_Combat: Jan 15, 2011

I can't even explain

# ? Oct 14, 2017 21:43

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Stoatbringer posted:

HOW IS HE HOLDING THINGS?

# ? Oct 14, 2017 22:24

AtomD: May 3, 2009; Fun Shoe

RandomFerret posted:

Moejack Horseman

# ? Oct 14, 2017 22:39

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Somehow this is proving to be an even more terrifying take on centaurs than the original concept

# ? Oct 14, 2017 22:42

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

I would like to learn more about Horse Boy: The Anime.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 00:45

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

AtomD posted:

Moejack Horseman

Jackbo Manhorse.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 01:03

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

What is it about horses that make people nuts? Even at its least perverted level, the girl at high school really into horses is always a little off.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 15:49

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

goose willis posted:

Somehow this is proving to be an even more terrifying take on centaurs than the original concept

Lizard Combatant posted:

What is it about horses that make people nuts? Even at its least perverted level, the girl at high school really into horses is always a little off.

Even the ancient Greeks had fuckin' weird ideas about centaurs and centaur variants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichthyocentaurs

# ? Oct 15, 2017 16:00

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

goose willis posted:

Somehow this is proving to be an even more terrifying take on centaurs than the original concept

This image was in a caption contest for the New Yorker once.

My entry was "Ah, there's my hat!"

I lost the contest.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 16:37

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Can this technically be considered a centaur?

# ? Oct 15, 2017 16:42

Ratoslov: Feb 15, 2012; Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Lizard Combatant posted:

What is it about horses that make people nuts? Even at its least perverted level, the girl at high school really into horses is always a little off.

It's a large animal that you're expected to spend extended amounts of time with it between your legs. That's bound to cause some weirdness.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 16:46

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Even the ancient Greeks had fuckin' weird ideas about centaurs and centaur variants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichthyocentaurs

What do you mean "even"? The ancient Greeks are the forefathers of every kind of weirdness and perversion that plagues us today.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 17:46

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Lizard Combatant posted:

What is it about horses that make people nuts? Even at its least perverted level, the girl at high school really into horses is always a little off.

Pervert notions aside, maybe because it's one of those "closest to being a princess" things, like getting to wear a wedding dress?

It's truly a sign the feminazis have won that boys don't get to have a police car to drive around a private, asphalted ranch.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 17:52

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Well... it's not a police car, but...

Also, this isn;t a bootleg... I'm sure there's some wonderful ones there.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 18:00

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

davidspackage posted:

Pervert notions aside, maybe because it's one of those "closest to being a princess" things, like getting to wear a wedding dress?

It's truly a sign the feminazis have won that boys don't get to have a police car to drive around a private, asphalted ranch.

Home Schooled. Horse Person.

Instead of red flags, it's a 150 Decibel flashing siren

# ? Oct 15, 2017 18:33

Agrinja: Nov 30, 2013; Praise the Sun!; Total Clam

Elfface posted:

Well... it's not a police car, but...

Also, this isn;t a bootleg... I'm sure there's some wonderful ones there.

Is the remote control so that you can take over your kid's power wheels like some kind of Bond villain?

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:05

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Lizard Combatant posted:

What is it about horses that make people nuts? Even at its least perverted level, the girl at high school really into horses is always a little off.

I assume it's sheltered girls from super religious families using it as a sexual outlet.

Can't let God catch you thinking impure thoughts, so just think of riding a horse.