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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Tae posted:

Bashez, when you get back, please stop defending nazi's

drat bashez, sorry to see you go. didn't look like the most ban-worthy post i've ever seen, but i didn't read any contextual posts so :shrug:

where will i get my "sky is falling" posts from now?

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

zoux posted:

Why is Tony Allen's twitter handle a pantone color code

The AA is his name (Antonio Allen), the 000G is his emphasis that he is nothing before God, and 9 is his number. I miss him every day.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
drat I missed a lot of good bball talk

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
Looks like the WNBA is next up at Vegas

I don't quite know about this one, seems like something that could've had a chance before any of the major leagues came in. Maybe they can do like the 51s and the soon to start USL Lights and position themselves as the affordable family entertainment option :shrug:

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Make sure you go Meet the Teams. It’s getting harder and harder to keep the SAS tradition of Kobeposting alive!

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
i posted all the Knicks nicks in the team meeting thread. Someone else should make sure Ol' Sleepwalkin' Dick-Pawin' Root Beer Barrel Jim gets his name recorded

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

RaySmuckles posted:

where will i get my "sky is falling" posts from now?

*best Bashez voice* Spurs will only win 60 games this year

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

AggressivelyStupid posted:

https://twitter.com/BecksWelker/status/835266361756647424

iirc lebron missed the next game with flulike symptoms :thunk:

you recall correctly lol call him Julio Cesar Chavez cause the GOAT is a lightweight

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


You'll assured me Bashez wasn't as much of a dick as he seemed. :mad:

Ratios and Tendency fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Oct 13, 2017

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Ratios and Tendency posted:

You'll assured me Bashez wasn't as much as a dick as he seemed. :mad:

He just needs to settle in when he finds somewhere new, he was just as insufferable for the first couple years he posted in here before he calmed down.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Papercut posted:

He just needs to settle in when he finds somewhere new, he was just as insufferable for the first couple years he posted in here before he calmed down.

Is the Nazi apologia a new feature?

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Dejan Bimble posted:

Which NBA player is the most disappointing to you, personally?

gently caress Ramon Sessions.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
I'd like to state for the court that bashez is not nazi. He was being his letter of the law mildly-autistic self in a thread whereuporn the phrasing of his question was taken as trolling , but it's bashez, that's how he is.

morestuff posted:

I really wanted Brandon Jennings to be good

I'll have you remember the two post Josh Smith waiver weeks when he was by far the best player in the NBA and put the Pistons ahead of every other team in all advanced metrics, then tore his achilles. He was Cat Barber quick and was making threes off the dribble, basically a rich man's Steph Curry.

Ghost Dog posted:

everytime i watch channing frye play i am astounded that he is somehow easily the tallest and longest player on the court but completely incapable of grabbing a rebound or bothering anyones shot, even the tiniest person on the court can just put it right over him its baffling. are you made of flesh channing, do you exist on this plane or do you phase out of this reality momentarily when the ball comes off the rim or when someone throws a jump shot up near you. i see your hands right in their face youd think it would do something but it doesnt.

I love all of these answers. This is the same feeling I have about Reggie Jackson, he has all of these tools and makes such a mess of them.

Channing Frye manages to do all that while being a net positive for his team regardless of his apathetic defense and rebounding, because being tall and a shooter breaks the game during several minute stretches per game of the regular season.

My own answer would be Andrew Wiggins. I believed the hype, about his father purposefully marrying another olympic athlete to make a child superior to our human athletes. Instead he's a selfish no defense all boring scoring 2 guard with a huge contract.

Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Oct 13, 2017

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
So Bashez will watch that loving video but not the one I demanded he watched about 90s defenses? gently caress that poo poo.

zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
First PFZ now Bashez? This off-season has been cataclysmic.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Bobby Digital posted:

Is the Nazi apologia a new feature?

That depends on your opinion of Bruce Bowen.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Rick posted:

So Bashez will watch that loving video but not the one I demanded he watched about 90s defenses? gently caress that poo poo.

I agree. That’s bull poo poo.

Signed, The Rick Respecter

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Rick posted:

So Bashez will watch that loving video but not the one I demanded he watched about 90s defenses? gently caress that poo poo.

If I remember right he only got like 15 seconds in

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
I hope the Cavs best the Warriors this year

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

ScooterMcTiny posted:

Don't listen to this, the Pacers are capital F Fun! gently caress me...

Yes. Be a Pacers fan. Misery loves company Everybody loves Hoosiers! Gene Hackman is a national treasure!

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Bobby Digital posted:

Is the Nazi apologia a new feature?

I honestly believe he just was being an idiot that confused a source of information as actually reliable vs being a victim blamer/apologist. The ban seemed harsh vs just removing him from the conversation with a probation.



Dejan Bimble posted:

I'd like to state for the court that bashez is not nazi. He was being his letter of the law mildly-autistic self in a thread whereuporn the phrasing of his question was taken as trolling , but it's bashez, that's how he is.


Basically this.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Bashez is the perfect posting machine I hope Nazi memorabilia didn't fall into his circuits

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE THREE EIGHT SEVEN POINT FOUR FOUR MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGRSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Can someone link this season's SAS survey? I can't remember if I filled it out already.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

RCarr posted:

Can someone link this season's SAS survey? I can't remember if I filled it out already.


Everyone should fill this out.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Dejan Bimble posted:

I'll have you remember the two post Josh Smith waiver weeks when he was by far the best player in the NBA and put the Pistons ahead of every other team in all advanced metrics, then tore his achilles. He was Cat Barber quick and was making threes off the dribble, basically a rich man's Steph Curry.

I love speedy shithead chuckers so when Jennings dropped 55 his rookie year I thought he was the second coming. The Italy thing was cool, too.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


If the mods just read his GDT posts they'd understand.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

BWV posted:

If the mods just read his GDT posts they'd understand.

46 wins?! The Spurs? Lift the ban, the guy is harmless.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

And what a surprise. Bashez was banned by R. Guyovich, who's a mod despite being a full on commie and a actual bigot.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Lol. Literally his next post is

"I desperately want this dude to be totally vindicated. So hit me up with the facts please."

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Redgrendel2001 posted:

And what a surprise. Bashez was banned by R. Guyovich, who's a mod despite being a full on commie and a actual bigot.

Bachez um deserved the ban.

Also nothing wrong with being a commie.

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Lol. Literally his next post is

"I desperately want this dude to be totally vindicated. So hit me up with the facts please."

Proceeds to ignore all evidence to make weird racist assumptions.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Bachez um deserved the ban.

Also nothing wrong with being a commie.

You and the Nazis can both go gently caress yourselves.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Redgrendel2001 posted:

You and the Nazis can both go gently caress yourselves.

Well okay? That is out of nowhere.

Doesn't change the facts here

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Well okay? Doesn't change the facts here

That R. Guyovich, who has a history of defending genocide, is a mod?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Redgrendel2001 posted:

That R. Guyovich, who has a history of defending genocide, is a mod?

That Bashez is either a bigot or decided he would become a bigot troll for some reason.

I honestly don't care about your weird hard on for some mod.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I hope bashez comes back to explain his crime of posting in dnd. Also lol at him being banned for the most bashez thing possible being anal about rules

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

full communism now bitch

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

CharlestheHammer posted:

That Bashez is either a bigot or decided he would become a bigot troll for some reason.

I honestly don't care about your weird hard on for some mod.

Okay Vladimir. Glad you could find time to post; I'm sure it's tough work murdering Ukranian women and children.

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
Please get off this tangent and post more basketball stuff. Even stuff like this is far better:

https://twitter.com/Carter_Shade/status/918845443060137985

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Why even drink coffee at that point?

CharlestheHammer posted:

That Bashez is either a bigot or decided he would become a bigot troll for some reason.

I honestly don't care about your weird hard on for some mod.

Bashez is not a bigot he's a drat rules autist. I'd put money if bashez got a speeding ticket for going 1 mile over he'd pay it without any grievance

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